第3章 恶心不死你

goule!”qinxushengyingdedaduanguanjia:“zheimeinideshile,chuquba。”

yuqilenglie,fangfohanzhebingdaozi。

guanjiaganjintuichuqu,zhishizaiguanmendeyishunjian,qingqingtankouqi:“furenhaidengzheshaoyejiqinjiakaizhisanye,keshaoyezheibing……ai。”

yipangdewurenjuzhudekefangmenhurandakailai,shenxingminjiewanruguimeidenvrendingzhemourenfangmenshenmixiaolexiao。

zheinanrenyouneizhongbing,neizijisongtaneiyijiaoyebusuanshifeileta?

yunmuxueqingshouqingjiaodedakaifangmen,diyiyankanjianyushiyinyunzhewuqi,jiaoqiaodelianshangyangyichujixujianzha。

zaixizaoni,yaobuyaojitajiadianliao?

youyongrenshanglai,gonggongjingjingdefangxiayiwantangmianhoutuilechuqu。

nanrenxiwanzao,shizhetoufazouchulai,zuoxialaichimiantiao。

yunmuxuexinzhongdepaizishudaoshideshihou,zhijiannanrenceshendaozaishafashang。

qingshouqingjiaodeshangqian,shenchushouzhichuolechuo,meiyoufanying。

这药效还真管用。

“小样,跟我斗?”

yunmuxueganggangdeyi,buxiangzhenggefangjianhurananxialai,shunjianshenshoubujianwuzhi。

纳尼,停电了?

xindaobumiaodeyishunjian,zhijueheianzhongmianqianyidaojingfengpumianerlai。

yunmuxuexiayishideduobikailai,shunjiangennanrendadouzaiyikuai。

“nimeizhongdu?”yunmuxuechijingbuxiao。

meixiangdaoduifangjingranchajuedaole。

heianzhong,zhitingjiannanrenlenghengyisheng,xiayike,yunmuxueyijingbeiduifangkouzhuleshuangshou:“shouduanbucuo,kexile,niyudaodeshiwo。”

yunmuxueyouzhongjibururendebiequ:“ni、shenmeshihoufaxiande?”

tazirenweizijiyijingyinzangdehenhao,quemeiyouxiangdao,zheigenanrenbixiangxiangzhonghaiyaoyuanhuajianzhaxuduoni。

heianzhong,qinxubochunweigou,xianqiyigehaokandehudu:“zainijinlaideshihou。”

“yi,fangjianyouhongwai?”zheimegaokeji?

“nicai?”nanrenbuzhikefou,xiayike,yunmuxuebeiduifangfankouguolai,zhijueshouwanbeichanshangdongxi,yunmuxuedajing:“zheishizuoshenme,xianggenwowandian**de?”

nanrenyanzhongmingxiansaoguoyisixiane,shouzhongdongzuojiakuaijifen,quebuliao,huranjianyizhenzhenyunxuan,chadiandiezaidishang。

“zheishishenmedu,nishenmeshihouxiade?”

“baobeixizaodeshihoua。”yunmuxuechenjizhengtuokailai,qiaoxiaoqianxi:“zheijiaowusewuweididiwei,xihuanma?”

真可恶!

qinxuyaoyazaicipushanglai。

yunmuxueduoshanmeijishi,beizhuazhulejiaowan,xiayike,liangrenhunzhanzaiyiqi。

gong、fang、kou、suo……haojiahuo,quanjixuedebulai。

“niyexuequanji?”duifangsihuyegentaxiangdaoyiqi,chayixunwenchusheng。

“zhongduqingkuangxiahainengfahuiruci,lihailihai。”yunmuxuechengzanchusheng。

haoqiguai,zenmeyouzhongxingxingxiangxizhigan。

“nidabuguowo,fangqiba。”qinxuchenshengquanwei,zhengshuozhe,hujueshoubeiyitong,xiayishidesongsongkaiyizhishou:“nijingranyaoren?”

“fanguime,nizhendangquanjime?”yunmuxueshangbanshenshunjianziyou,lijifanpu,zhishimeixiangnanrentaolugaibian,xiayike,shuangshoubeikou,chengxianyigegangadeduizhihuamian。

qinxuzaishang,laolaoyazhizhuyunmuxue。

jinzaizhichideliangzhanglian,gehuaixinsi。

yunmuxuechijingyishun,xiayike,weisuodaojizhi:“yuanlainixihuanzheige**a,renjiayexihuan,neimegankuaiba?”

赶、赶快什么?

“keke。”qinxushunjianbeiexindaole,shenshangfangfolimajiuyaobaofachuneiyuanshidepaichigan。

yisijingchahuaguonvrenlingdongshuangmou。

exinhaibufangshou?nandaoexinduhaibugou?

要不再猥琐一点?

“biehaixiu,ni**deshihourenjiadoukanguole,shencaiyijibang,meigediandouzhangzairenjiaxinkoushang,nijiushiwodecaiyo。”

weilepeihezheiexinbusirendetaici,nvrenshensewanrushiliujiefutiyiban,rangrenkanyiyanliulei,kanliangyanbengkui。

qinxusisiyaozheya,youzhongxiangyaoyuandiqiasitadechongdong,quezaiyishunjianyiwaidefaxianyigewenti。

congxiaoduinvrenkaojinjiuhuizidongyinfadepaiyifanyingmeiyouchuxian?

ershentijingranyoulefanying?

这、怎么回事?!

yunmuxuebuzhidaoduifangxinsi,zhishiganggangmingmingnanrenyandidexianqiyiweishizu,buzhiweihehuranxiaosanxiaqu。

“baobeishibushizaidengdairenjiadezhudong,neimelaiba,shijianbaoguibielangfei。”

nvrensuiranzhangxiangjingzhi,zhuangrongyexiangyi,wunaizheigebiaoqingwanruzhubajiezhuanshi,shifendeshafengjing。

renshiyibandenanrendouqinbuxiaqu。

yunmuxuedengzheqinxuexindetuikaita,buliaozheinanrennaohuilushizaiqingqi,zheiyangledounengxiakou?!

**,zheifanyingbuhelia。

zhenzhenshitoujibuzheshibami!

yunmuxuemengle,zaozhidaotihendian……