第二章 您真是个祖奶奶

diertian,yelingxiwuzhekuaiyaozhaliedetouhuanhuanxinglai,zhouzaodehuanjingyipianheian,moshengdeqixirangtayouxiekonghuang。

shouzhihuaguoxiniqingliangdemianliao,kongqizhongmimanzhetanmuxiangqi,jiusuankanbujian,yenengdazhicaidaozheilidezhurenbidingbushiputongren。

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shenzhihaizhuangzuoshimingrangtajuanxianyanjiaomo,shejitashiquyanjing,rangtabujiantianri。ertayigexiazi,jiuzhinengzuoweiyejiadegongjuzhanzhuanzaigegequanguimingliudechuangtazhishang。

liangnianhou,tamenwuyizhongdezhi,tayelingxideqinshengfumu,jingranshihaiwaifushang,tamendaizhezijiqurenzuguizong。

zijibenyiweikeyitaochuhuokeng,quemeixiangdao,tamenjingranliyongzijiyibubucanshilezhenggejiaye,zuihoufumucansi。

erta,weilebaohumuqinliujizijidezhuanlidaimabuluoruyejiarenshouzhong,beiguanzaidixiashizhemolingnvelehaojinian。

yimumujiaporenwangdecanzhuangyinzaitanaozhong,rangtarenbuzhuhunshenfadou。

dandangwuzhiji,tayaoxianzhihaoyanjing,zaixiangbanfalianxidaofumu。

haozai,huifuyanjingbingbushiwanquanmeiyoukeneng,tazixiaojiuyouzhejigaodexueyitianfu,younianshiyiwaiyudaoleshifuzheigezhongyiyisheng,suiranyanjingshousun,ketabingmeiyouzhendeshiquyanjiaomo。

“tingyeraominga!!!”douranxiangqidecanjiaoshengdaduanleyelingxidehuiyi,taxiaoxinyiyideshunzheshengyindefangxiangmoleguoqu。

qiuraoshengciqibifu,guangshitingshengyinjiuzhidaoqingkuangcanlie。

guolexujiu,xushifaxianduifangsihaomeiyouxincishouruan,neirenbianbuguanbugudetongmaqilai,“goupitingye,niyiweiwomendixiongzunchengnijijuye,jiuzhenyiweizijishigehaodongxile,xiaosanshengdegouzazhong,xiaosandeerzi,yiyangdedijian。”

“闭嘴!”

“pu……”tadakoutuchuyikouxue。

“hehe,niyiweibierenbuzhidao,nizheishenti,zaojiubuxingle,genbenchengbuguo30sui!”yelingxishentihuanhuanhuaxia,xinzhongshengtengerqideshijuliedekongju。

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peng!yishengqiangxianghou,neinanzideshengyin,chedixiaoshile。

qiangliedejinghuangrangtabuyoudeliejuyixia,tajingkongdewuzhuzuidaizhu,buganfachushengyin。

“shei?”zhanzaijiangyutingshenpangdechenmishujiweiminrui,shunjianchajuedaoleshengxiang。

tayigeshanshen,yibajiuzhulegangxiangqingshouqingjiaotaopaodeyelingxi。

yelingxiyaxiajingju,maizhenaodaibeidailejinqu。

shenshangkuandadebaiseyamashuiqunchentuodetashencaixianxi,kongdangdangdexianchujifenxiaoshou,liangtiaooujiesidebainenxiaotuiguangliuliudeluzaiwaimian。

wuheinongmidefasiweijuan,lingluandechuizaibojingbian,zhezhuledabangejianbang。

jiangyutingzhenggerenkaozaishafabeishangneige,lianseyinchen,guoxiezhemengliedebaonveqixi。

gangcaineirendehua,yibianbiandexunhuanzaitadeerbian,jingzhundecaizailetadeleidian。

xinzhongdeshangbabeirenhaowuyuzhaodejiekai,xinzhongdeyeshouchongpolelaolongchonglechulai。

jiangyutingdeshuangyanbushoukongzhidebiandexinghong,hunshensanfaliqi。

“doujiwogun!”jiangyutingshengyinsiya。

shuangxiangrengezhangai,haiyouyuzaozheng,yanzhongdexinlijibingrangtawufahenhaodekongzhizijideqingxu。

taxinggeyaoqiangyouyanli,meiciyidanfabing,jiuwufakongzhiqingxu,suoyicaihuiyouneixiechuanwen。

zheigeshenfen,congxiaodaodadoubatadezizunniandexisui。

nanrencuzhongjicudechuanxiqingxideluozaitadeerpan,yelingxiweileng,songsongbizi,xiuqidemeitouzhouqi。qiguai?zheilizenmehuiyouzheizhongweidao……tabuguyechenmishudezulan,taijiaozouxiangqianmiandenanren。

dantakanbudao,beidishangxuelinlindenanrenyiban,caishangleyizhigebo,yigeliangqiangwangqianyipu,diejinlenanrendehuaizhong。

chenmishuxinjingbuyi,wandanle,haohaodeyigeguniang……danyelingxibingweishoudaotadeganrao,chengzhetadetuizuoqilai,mosuodaotadenaodai,zhaodaojichuxueweilidaoqingroudeanya。

shengyinruanruande,luozainanrendeerbian,“tinghua,fangsong,manmandeshenhuxi。”

“……!!!”chenmishuhebaobiao,xiabadoukuaijingdiaole,zuibadazhang。

zheisiyatoubuzhisihuo,jingrangansuibianmotingyedenaodai。jiangyutingliansenankan,yanshenzhongshiyayibuzhudenuhuohebaoli。

shixianluozaitakongdongdetongkongshang,caiyishidaotagenbenkanbujian。

suiranshengqi,dantaminruidechajuedaoxiongqianglibuduanpengzhangyongdongdexueyemanmanpingxi,kuaiyaozhaliedenaodaiyequyupinghuan。

“batajiwotuochuqu,nimendoushisirenma?”

“biedong,”yelingxishengyinqingrou,“erqie,nizuotianbushishuoyaoquwoma,shuohuabusuanshuma?”yelingxixiangshihongxiaohaiziside,yibianshuozhe,yibianyongliangzhixiaoshouanrouzhetadetou。

chenmishudengyiganrendoukuaifengle,zheigefengnvrenjingranbatingyedenaodaicuolaicuoqu!!!

dan……yixiangbaonvedetingye,jurandaoxianzaidoumeiyoubatashengtunhuobole?

danjinjiezhefashengdeshi,rangchenmishuyanzhuzidouchadiandiaochulai。tingyebujinmeiyoufakuang,lianxinghongdeyanjingdoujianjianpingjingxialai,yanzhongdefengkuangsanqu,jinbengdeshentiyemanmanhuifu。

zaizhihou,zhijianyelingxideshouhuadaolenanrendebojing,qingqinganroujixia,tahuanhuandeheshangyanjing,zhenggerenshiqiansuoweiyoudepingjing。

huxipingwen,zhenggerenanjingdexianggejiaren。

chenmishuchijingzhiyu,chadiandangchangbiaolei,taihaole!!!

yinweishengbing,jiangyutingqingxubaozao,qieyouyanzhongdeshimian,shimianfanguolaiyehuijiazhongtadebingqing,exingxunhuan,daozhitashentiyezhujianchuxianlewenti。

yelingxiyesonglekouqi,kanlaitadezhengzhuang,shitineidedusujileizaochengde。

buguoxinghao,zheizhongduzaizhiqianshifuliuxiadeyishuliyoujizai,tazhiqiangenzheshifuyiqizhiliaoguoxiangtongdebingzheng,suoyibingbujishou。

tingdaojiangyutingpinghuandehuxi,yelingxishunshiyoumoleliangbatadejunlian。“jirantashuizhele,neiwoxianzaikeyizoulema?”