第一章 小白兔变身

guqiantangzaizhongshifenggededachuangshang,jiangzhizheshenti。

今晚是她的新婚夜。

laogongfujunbujiuqianchehuo,shuangtuicanji。

tingshuo,neifangmianyeyoulezhangai。

“咔擦――”

开门声响。

guqianzuanjinbeizi,nanrenjingzhunditingzaitachuangbian,shengyindichenshaya,“zhunbeihaole?”

meidengguqianhuida,tayijingwanyao,congshangerxia,batajibaoguodeyanyanshishi。

“别……”

guqianyouxiebutaixiguanmoshengrendechupeng,chezhebeiziwangbianshangsuolesuo。

“qiandoushoule,xianzaicaizhidaohaipa?”nanrenjifengchusheng,shoutanjinbeizili,qiazhutadexiae。

顾浅下意识地捂嘴。

nanrenchajuetadedongzuo,lengchiyisheng,“naqianbanshi,zheidianguijudouyaowojiaoni?bayifutuole,fouze,nizhidaohuizenyang。”

tingdaozheili,guqianwuzhezuibadeshoumanmanfangxiaqu,aigequjiedaguashangdeniukou,yike,youyike……

yingbaidepifu,jibianshizaiheiyeli,yegewaiyouren。

nanrendemouseyoushenlejifen,turanzhuaizhutadeshouwan,culudeenzaichuangtou。

“唔……”

guqianheleyitiao,jingedidengdayanjing,shentizhibuzhudizhanli,shuangshouwucuodidizaitaxiongqian。

“没做过?”

fushenhurantaimouyinzhididingzheta,yuqidaizheyisichaonong。

guqianshichengdidiantou,“niqingdian……”

“duoshaoqian,rangnikenjiagecanfei?”fushenjixiaoyisheng,yishouanzhetatoubiandechuangbei,gaodadeshenyinglongzhaozhuta。

guqianrenzhendao:“womeinaqian,doujiwobale……”

“youqubie?”fushenkantashashade,zhijiebeidouxiaole,“nibushigujiadenver?”

shigujiadenvermeicuo,danshitayangzaixiangxiashisinian,ruguobushiyaojiajifujun,meirenjietahuilai。

guqianshouwanyoudianteng,meihuidazheigewenti,zhishiyudiaomanyouyoude,shengyinyewenheqingqiandidao:“niqingyidian。”

nanrenqingxiao,bochunqingqingdiwenguotadesuogu。

“si……”guqianyinweizheiturandechugan,daochouyikouliangqi。

傅深额角紧绷。

zheinvren,zheizhongshihou,zheizhongshengyin?

tashibuzhidaozheizhongshengyinduinanrendeshashangliyouduodama?

tameizailianxiangxiyu,“guai,bierewobugaoxing。”nanrenchenshengkaikou,shengyinsiya。

guqiananjingle,haiwangtahuailiwolewo,yuefaguaiqiaokelian。

fushenduitadeshiquhenmanyi,shenshoulouguota。

xiayimiao,jiutingnvrenroushengxiqi,queyiziyidundizaitaerbianshuodao:“wobushigennishuo,qingyidian?”

tazhijuedebojingyiliang,xiangshibeishenmezhaleyixia,zhijiebizheyanjingdaolexiaqu。

guqianbatacongzijishenshangxianxiaqu,xuezhetaganggangdeyuqi,mantiaosilididao:“weishenmebutingni?ng?”

kecishideta,quegengangcainuoruokeqifudeneigexiaobaitupanruoliangren,jiaojin,lengmo。

guqiankailechuangtoudeng,kanzhetanzaichuangshangdenanren,henhendechuaileliangjiao。

jieleqi,cainachushouji,dengshangweixin,qunnei99+dexiaoxijiluyijinghuangxialetadeyan。

“老大新婚快乐!”

“gongxilaodashuidemengzhongqingren!”

“laodachongya,naxiafujun!womenchengedebingyouxiwangle!”

草!

tameixielubangezi,zheibangrendexiaoxidaoshilingtong。

sheiyemeizhuyidaotazuijiaoneiyimonairenxunweidexiaorong。

只是……

“qucha!jinwandenanrenbushifujun!”