nanyouqueshuailewoyibazhang：“nigeshudaizi，yepeijiaowomendenvshenxiaomozuoshi?”
shangyishi，wokukoupoxinquanletamenbanxiaoshi，tongxuemencaijiangzhiyuangaihuiqu。
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jinlemingxiaodetongxuemenquejitiqiannuyuwo。
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“sheixihanzheimingxiaoguanghuan?biyelehaibushijirendagong?”
“womendangchugenzhexiaomoshiweileshenme?bujiushiyaodapozheicaodandeguizema?”
“xiaomoshidaiwomenshixianmengxiang!ruguobushiniduoshi，wozaojiupeixiaomoshangdazhuanle!”
tamenzuishangshuozheduimingxiaodebuxie，kequemeiyouyigerenxuanzetuixue。
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zaicizhengyan，wohuidaolejianxiaomozaijiaoshilizhiboneitian。
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祝你们，大专愉快。
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弹幕瞬间炸了。
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