qingkezhijian,xiaoyuanhuailiansezhoubian。
zhouweidezhanglaomentongshizhouqimeitou。
zheiliulixin,jiuliantamenyeshiwensuoweiwen。
meiyoushiguodedongxi,zenmenengbaozhengyidingyouxiaoni?
xiaoyuanhuaikeshitianjianmendeshouxidizi。
beiyuweizhenggexiaxiujiebainianzhijiandediyitiancai!
tazenmenengfazheizhongyaomingdetiandaoshiyan?
qifengzhanglaofushouerli,yingmouzhishefengci,yuqiruili:“buke!tiandaoshiyanzennengerxi?shuofajiufa?
yishiyanjietiandaozhishouyan,shiyaofuchudaijiade!
fengci,nixianghuilenidashixiongbucheng?”
danfengzhanglaomiqiyishuangfanzhejingguangdeyanjing,yichuihuzi:“shenmetiandaoshiyan?
我不同意!
yuanhuaikeshibianyileixitianlinggen!
tadezizhiwanniannanyu,zennengrongnirucihunao?”
xiaoyuanhuaijinminzhechun,hurantanleyikouqi,tafangfoxiadingjuexinyibandao:“fengci,woshinideweihunfu,wobuhuihainide。
nibushiyizhidouxiangjiajiwoma?
zhiyaonijiaochubiluozhu,suyananranwuyangzhihou,wojiugenniwanhun!
keruonitielexinbuji,neiwomenjiuquxiaohunyue!”
yuanzhucongxiaoshentibuhao,fuqinsiqianjiangtatuofujilexiaoyuanhuai。
zhibuguo,zicongfuqinsihou,xiaoyuanhuaijiuhenshaolaijianyuanzhu,jibianshiouerjiandao,yeyishenhanqiburongkaojin。
danzaiyuanzhudexinli,xiaoyuanhuaishitaweiyideyikao。
erxiaoyuanhuaishuodezheifanhua,jiushiweixiejiashangyouhuo。
ruoshiyuanzhu,kongpaxinzhongyijingjiujiewanfen,jibianzaibuqingyuan,yehuidaying。
但,风瓷却笑了。
zheipuadeshouduan,deyongzaixihuanniderenshenshangcaiyouxiaoa,xiaozhanan。
tazhuangruochensiyifan,zhuangchuleyifugewaiqidaidemoyangkanzhexiaoyuanhuai。
“zhendema?ruoshisuyananranwuyangzhihou,nijiugenwowanhun?”
xiaoyuanhuaiyikanfengcideshense,xinzhongshanguoyisibuxiehebiyi。
dantaquedianlediantoudao:“junziyinuo,juewuxiyan。
zhiyaojiaochubiluozhu,dengsuyanshanghaozhihou,wojiugenniwanhun。”
zhibuguo…daoshihoujiuyaokanniyoumeiyouneigeminglaichenghunle。
fengcibashoufangzaizijixinkouchu,yifuxiangyaolikediantoudemoyang。
kezaikanzhexiaoyuanhuaidezuijiaodouqingqinggouqilaideshihou,fengciquehuranyoutuileyibu,shunjianshoulelianshangsuoyoubiaoqing。
萧元怀:“?”
fengcibujinbumandeshuo:“wodiejiangniyangda,duinienzhongrushan,talinzhongqianjiangwotuofujini,ernishenweiwodeweihunfu,queweilelingyigenvren,laiquwoxumingdebaobei。
nizheiyangchilibawaidedongxi,haiwangxiangquwo?
haizhenshilaihamaxiangchitianerou,goudanbaotian!”
xiaoyuanhuaizuijiaocaichuxiandexiaoyi,zhouranjiangzailelianshang。
zheifengci,tafenglebucheng?
她骂他什么?
吃里扒外?
狗胆包天?
癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉?
谁是癞蛤蟆?
谁是天鹅?
jiweizhanglaoyeshiyileng,meixiangdaofengcijingnengshuochuzheiyanghenjuedehua。
erqie,haizixutiane,baxiaoyuanhuaibizuolelaihama。
tamensheibuzhidao,qianzhangmenyunluodezheisannianlai,fengciriridouzaixiangzenmetaohaoxiaoyuanhuai?
fengcibunengxiulian,liangouyancanchuandehuozhedoudekaobiluozhuzheigebaobei。
danxiaoyuanhuaikeshixiaxiujiediyitiancai!
sheishitianesheishilaihamabushihenfenmingma?
jidaowanquanshoubuzhudebiyimuguang,qingqingdeluozailefengcishenshang。
xiaoyuanhuaiyagenmeiyoubafengcidangyihuishi,tajinriduibiluozhu,shizaibide!
tachensheng:“zhuweizhanglao,suyanyijingdengbudele!
jinriwodingyaoquzoubiluozhu!
wulunzaochengshenmeyangdehouguo,
dengdaosuyanhaolezhihou,woganyuanshourenhechengfa!”
tahuayingangluobudengsimingzhanglaoshuohua,jiuwuzhichengzhua,zhijiechaofengcidexinzangchuxilai。
erfengcizaozaijuedingmaxiaoyuanhuaideneiyike,jiuzaoyouzhunbei。
cishitanaoguazhongshenjingjinbeng,morancongdoulitaochulezaojiucongkongjianlimianquchulaideyizhangfu,mengdedahanyisheng:“diediejiuwo!”
qingkezhijian,yidaobaiguangcongfengcidezhijiankuosanchuqushunjianhuaweileyicengjiejie,jiangfengcilongzhaozaiqizhong。
zheijiejiefu,shiyuanzhudieliujitadeyichanzhiyi。
nengdidangdujieqiyixiarenhexiushidequanliyiji。
yibandefudoushiyixieweilinglijihuo。
zhangmendiekaolvdaozijiaguinvbunengxiulian,yongbulelingli,suoyizaifuzhidewaimianduokeleyicengzhenfa。
fengcizhixuyaodahanyisheng“diediejiuwo”,fuzhiwaimiandezhenfayutadeshengyinchanshenggongming,jiuhuizidongshifangchuyisilingli,jihuofuzhuan。
xiaoyuanhuaizheiyizhua,mengdezhajinlebigangtiehaiyingdejiejiezhizhong。
“kaca”zhigusuidiaodeshengyin。
“嘶!”
“元怀!”
jimingzhanglaolianmanglazhuxiaoyuanhuai,cairangtadegebomianzaojiejiecuican,dantamendouyinfengcideneiyiju“diediejiuwo”heleyitiao。
zhuannianyixiang,caimingbaineishifengcishiyonglejiejiefu。
jushitaijinzhang,fengcixinzangkuangtiao,daiqiyizhenzhenciteng,tachadianyanqianyihei。
huanguolaizhihou,tamuguangsaoguozhouweidejigelaotou。
fengcidejiyizhong,tamenshitianjianmenzhongdegugan,fenbiezhangguanzhesidaxianfengdefengzhu。
tianjianmenzhong,zhanglaoyouhenduo,danfengzhu,zhiyousige。
tamenfenbiezhangguanzhetianlingjianfa,lianqizhifa,liandanzhifa,yijizhifuzhifa。
yuanzhuzhong,tamenduifengcichongaiyoujia,fengcisihoubianjiangzheichongaiyidaolesuyanshenshang。
现在看来……
什么狗屁原著啊!
shushinvzhusuyanxiedeba?
fengciqingliangdeshengyindaizheyisichaofeng:
“zhuwei,wodiecengshinimendedashixiong,nimenjiuzheimeyanzhengzhengdekanzhetashawo?
haishishuo,nimenyezaojiujiyuwodieliujiwodeneixiebaobei,babudewosi?”
yuanben,zaichangdesuoyouren,meiyouyigejiangtafangzaiyanli。
taxianzailuchuzheiyishou,batamendoujingzhule。
可也只是惊了一下。
feiwudaodihaishigefeiwu。
nengshiyongjizhangfuzhuan,yegaibuletashigefeiwudeshishi。
qifengfengzhupiqiyishanglai,zhizhetadebizinuma:“huangkouxiaoer,zennenghuyan?
yuanhuaishuoguobuhuiyaonixingming!
kenibujintielexinduitongmenshijiejiansibujiu!shenzhiguyishanghaitongmenshixiong!
今日由本长老做主!
zheibiluozhu,nijiaoyedejiao!
不交,也得交!”
xiaoyuanhuaicanbaizhelianjizijizhishouzhishangdeshang,tingdaoqifengzhanglaodehua,anzisongleyikouqi。
他赌对了。
jibiantazaizheiliqinshoushalefengci,yemeiguanxi。
jiweizhanglaojingranhuititayinman。
bijingtashixianjinxiaxiujiezhong,weiyideleilinggen,bingqieshileixitianlinggen。
ersuyanshibingxitianlinggen,tongyangzizhifeifan。
tamenliangrendoushizhudingyaofeishengzhiren。
zongranfengcishiqianzhangmenzhinv,ketabijingshigewufaxiuliandefanrenzhiqu。
ruobushitashengzaizhangmenfurendeduzili,lianjitianjianmendezayidizidangshihuanyatoudezigedoumeiyou。
xishengyigefengci,jiutiancaisuyan,shiwenzhuanbupeideshi!
xiaoyuanhuaidingledingxin,kaikoudao:“haiqingzhuweizhanglao,tiwozuozhu!”
simingzhanglaoduishiyiyan,querenguoyanshenhou,tongshichushou,gongxiangfengcidefangyujiejie。
fengcizaoyouyuliao,danhaishimianbuleweiyuanzhuxixuyifan。
kezhenshijiweihao“tengai”yuanzhudeshibomenni。
kebatamenzhengyidebuxing。
hezhezheilijiutayigehuairen。
tahuaideyuanyinshitabuxiangsi。
yanjianzhejimingqiangzhetongshichushou,fengciquewanquanbuhuang。
tazaijiejiezhonghoutuibanbu,shunshouyoutaochuleyitafangyufaqihefangyufu,haiyouyikuailiuyingshi。
yisheng“diediejiuwo”congtakouzhongshuochu。
qingkezhijian,baoguozhefengcidejiejie,duoleshiceng。
cengcengdouchabuduonengdiyudujieqiquanliyiji。
zhangmendieweileyuanzhuzheigenver,keweishifeijinlexinxue。
dangchushouxiasuyanyuxiaoyuanhuaizheilianggeyangziyangnv,bingxixinjiaodao,qingnangxiangshou。
yeshiweiletamenrihounenggouchengweiyuanzhudebaohusan。
quemeixiangdao,yuanzhudesijie,jiushizheilianggebaohusanyishouzaochengde!
zhikexizhangmendieyixinzhixiangyuanzhuyishengpingan,shouzhongzhengqin,youjuedeyoutianjianmenheyangziyangnvhuzhe,meijitaliugongjihepaoludefabao。
taxianzaiyezhinenggentamenzaizheierhaozhe。
tajideyuanzhuzhongtidaoguo,nvzhusuyanruomeiyoubiluozhu,zuiduonengchengsitian。
今天就是最后一天。
suoyixiaoyuanhuaicaizheimezheji,lianmingshengdoubugu,zhijieduitachushou。
ertazheiyiduijiejie,chengtageyiliangtian,chuochuoyouyu。
doulihaiyoujishicengmeifangchulaini。
yaoshinengjinvzhuhaosi,neiyebusuanhenkui。
nimenzheiduichilibawaidegounannvhaixiangxiangai。
去阴间爱去吧。
kaiwanjiejie,fengciyoutaochuyibatangyi,wozheliuyingshiwangshangyitang,kanxiangzhanglaomenrenzhengulidao:
“长老们努力啊!
pobukaijiejienimenjiushabulewo;
shabulewo,jiunabudaobiluozhu;
nabudaobiluozhu,suyankejiuzhinengdengsi。”
fengcilianshangneidaizhefengcihechaofengdexiaorong,chedijiangxiaoyuanhuaijinule。
takanzhemianqiandejiejieyaoyaqiechi:“fengci!”
fengcizaizhongmukuikuizhixiatangzhe,wuzhexinzangshenhuxi,xiangyaojianqingchouchutengtong。
ke,zheitengtongqueyuelaiyuejulie。
啊,这熟悉的感觉。
这具身体,快死了。
taqingqingbizheyan,gancuijiangsuoyoufangyujiejie,yiqinachulaiqiyongle。
yuanbenhaizaiweizheishicengjiejietouteng,shangliangzheruhejinkuaipochujiejiedezhanglaomen,kandaoyouduochulewushicengjiejie。
一个个脸都绿了。