“niang，nidengdengwomen。”
“dengshenmedeng！zhenshichishinimendouganbushangrehude！”
tianqinghuamawanerzi，niutouduizhemenneihoudao：“sumanlinigejianpizijilaonianggunchulai！”
tianqinghuadesangmenerjida，zheiyisangzixiaqu，gujizhouweidelinlilinjudoubeitachaoxingle。
ertianqinghuayidianerdoumeiyouraorenqingmengdezijue，tafengfenghuohuoyimadangxian，kanzhemianqianbankaidefangmenmengchuaiyijiao。
“砰！”
benlaijiubuzenmejieshidefangmen，zaijintianjielianbeichuaileliangcihou，rushizhongfudidaozailedishang。
“haoya，daqingzaoerdenimengunanguanvguanzhemen……”
tianqinghuadeshipenzikoudaoyiban，turanfaxianzhanzaichuangbiandezheigenvrenbushizijineigexihuangousandasideerxifu。
tianqinghualiangyanyisao，suijizaimenkoudeweizhikandaolechuanzhebaisechenyiheheisezhangkudesumanli。
tayanjingyimi，kanzhesumanlishenshangneijianbushuyutadexinyifuhou，yongmanshinigoudeshouzhijiazhizhesumanlidebizimadao：“haoanigexiao**，nishibushibeizhewomenbalingdaojileizideqianjitunle！”
“nibaqianjiwonachulai！”
tianqinghuashuozhemianmuzhengningdipuxiangsumanli，neixionghendemoyangxiangshihenbudebasumanlidepibaxialaiyiyang。
haozaisumanlizaitianqinghuachuangjinlaideshihouzaojiuyousuotifang，tapuguolaideshunjiansumanliwangpangbianyiduo，meixiangguotahuiduokaidetianqinghuazhijiepudaodishangshuailegedamapa。
“aihao”deshengyinzhaqi，jingenzaitianqinghuashenhoudeyinanyinvjianzijilaoniangpazaidishangsapodagun，bujinmeiyouqufutadeyisi，fanertongyangzhengningdixiangsumanlichongqu。
zheimoyangxianranbushidiyiciheyuanzhudongshou。
sumanlizijuebushizheiliangrendeduishou，xunzhaobihudetongshibeiyanfengzhuaidaoshenhou，tayibaqianzhizhunanrendegebojiangtatuidaoqiangbian，sisideanzhu。
yanfengzhizhulenanren，dannvrenzhuazhulesumanlidegebo，“niang，wozhuazhutale，nikuailaishanta！”
huayingangluo，tianqinghuahaimeiyoupaqilai，dansumanlichouchuzijibeinvrenzhuazhudeshou，fanshouyibazhangshanzailenvrendelianshang。
以多欺少不要脸！
sumanlidongzuomali，haimeidengzhongrenfanyingguolai，yijingyoupaodaoleyanfengdeshenhou。
takanchulaile，zheimeduorenzhiyouyanfengkaopu。
beikaodashuhaochengliang，yehaobaoming。
sumanliqueshimeixiangguoheyuanzhuyiyangxianhaiyanfeng，biyanfengquziji。
danzheibudaibiaosumanlibuhuijiezheyanfenglaibaohuxianzaichuyuruoshideziji。
zaidianshitaidaijiule，sumanlinapazaichidunyexuehuileshenshidushi。
biruxianzai，ruguomeiyouyanfengzheiwailaizhedebangzhu，xianzaidetahenyoukenenghuibeizijixianzaisuoweidepojiaji“shengtunhuobo”le。
shitadiguleyuanzhusuochuhuanjingdeelie，zheiqunrenjianzhijiushijipin、wulaihemahuanga。
tabixuyaobaohuhaoziji。
sumanliduozaiyanfengdeshenhou，zhuangzuohaipadiduizhetianqinghuasanrendao：“womeinaqian，biedawo，wozhendemeiyoutoulingdaodeqian。”
“不准打我娘！”
sumanlishuowanneijuhuashi，yigexiaodoudingguangzhe**nazheshitouchonglejinlai。
taqishixiongxiongdijiangshitouzadaojiangshitiandeshenshanghou，dengzheyanjinghuzailesumanlideshenqian，dayousheigandongdan，tajiushangqianyaosisheidejiashi。
erlinleyaokanzheyanqiandebailianhuasilvcha，yijitaneigejianglaihuaishizuojindundayudeerzi，chongshangqianyibatuikailesumanli。
“别碰我姐夫！”
tajueduibuhuizairangzheiduishexiemuzilaishangzijidejiefu，xizijijiefujiadexue，xizijiwaishengdexue！
sumanlibeituidaochuangshangshunshibaozhulexiangyaochongshangqusiyaolinleyaodexiaohaier。
yanqiandexiaodoudingbushibieren，zhengshitaxianzaidebianyierzijiangliu。
“heng，zhenshigaibulenizheishuixingyanghuadechoumaobing！”tianqinghuadedaerxihuyoutingkanzhezuozaichuangshangchuchukeliandesumanlilengchidao。
“sumanliwogaosuni，nizuihaoxianzaijiubalingdaojiwomenjialeizideqiannachulai，yaoburanworangnichibuledouzhezou！”tianqinghuagezheyanfengduisumanliweixiedao。
“我没有。”
sumanlishuodeshishihua，yanfengqueshimeiyoujiyuanzhuqian，qimamuqianweizhimeiyou。
yanfengkanzheyanqiandelaotaitaitongyangkaikou：“wobingmeiyoujiqian。”
tianqinghuayitingshenqinglibian，takutianmoleierdeduizheyanfengkusudao：“lingdaoa，nikebuyaobeizheihulijingjianpizijipianle！”
“laoerhaizaideshihouzhei**jiubuanfen，xianzailaoersile，tagengshihenbudenazheanmenjialaoerdeqiangenzheyehanzipao，taneilanb……”
sumanlitingzheduimianneilaopozimanzuidewuyanhuiyucujinlemeitou，wuzhuleshenbianxiaojiangliudeerduo，yanfenggengshizhijiedaduandao：“bieshuole。”
yanfengbenjiuzhangdegaozhuang，bugouyanxiaodeshihoukanzhegengshixionghan，tayifahua，tianqinghualikehedebishanglezuiba。
yanfengniutoukanxiangsumanlideshihou，sumanlixiayishiyaotou。
tayouyuanzhudejiyi，yuanzhuzuoguoshenmetahaishiqingchude，yaoburantayebuhuizheimekuaijiuzhidaozijichuanshule。
sumanliyaotouhou，yanfengyemeiyouhuaiyita。
tazhuantoukanxiangtianqinghuadao：“wozheicilaishidaibiaoshileidezhanyoumenkanwangdimeihehaizi，zhidailedongxi。”
yanfengshuowan，tianqinghuasanrendeyanjinglikejiangwuzisaoleyiquaner，jieguolianyigenjimaodoumeiyoukandao。
tamendangranmeiyoukandao，yuanzhushoudaodongxihoudiyishijianjiuquanbuzangleqilai。
“lingdao，dongxini？”tianqinghuayanbabadikanzheyanfengwendao。
meiyouqian，youdongxiyeshihaode。
“duialingdao，nidailaidedongxini，buhuidoujilesumanlizheigehulijingba！”
“dongxijitakejiuxiale，zaihaodedongxichidaotadezuilidoushihuohuo。”
tianqinghuasanrenyitidaosumanlijiushimanzuidewuyanhuiyu，niyijuwoyijugengepaodansidebutingfashe，zheiyexiandeyizhichenmobuyudesumanligewaiwugukelian。
“shuogoulema？”yanfengcishideyuqiyijinghenlengle。
tianqinghuaquesihaomeiyouyishidao，ershijixuzhizhesumanlimadao：“nigechounvbiaozizhuangshenmezhuang，jianlenanrenjiutuiruandelanhuo……”
“砰！”
yanfengyibazhangpaidaozhuozishangshi，wuzilidewuyanhuiyushunjianxiaoshi。
“ling，lingdao。”tianqinghuasanrenkanzheyanfengneizhanglengruobingshuangdelian，zhongyuzhidaohaipale。
yanfengkanzheyanqianqiruanpayingdesanrenmanmanshoulongquantou。
ruguobushitazheiciguolai，kongpahaibuzhidaoyijingxishengdezhanyoujiashuguozhezheiyangcanburenduderizi。