linquebingmeiyouluguojiemu，yiweimeiyoushexiangjitamenshuodehuajiubuhuibeitingjian。
shubuzhiliangrenxianzaideduihua，beizoulanglingyiduandeshouyinzhuangzhiquanbululejinqu，bingqiejinxinglequanwangzhibo。
linquezaishuowanzuihouyijuhuahoujiuzhuanshenjinlewoshi，zhiliuxiashenchiyirenzaiyuandi。
shenchiyijiumeigutousidikaozaiqiangshang，hunhuangdezoulangdengdazaitadecelian，tiaoqideyanweidaizhewanshibugongdexiaoyi。
【芜湖，发糖咯。】
【guoranshichigezaizhuiqimeicuo。】
【gezhepingmudounengganjuedaoquequefengkuangxiangpieqingguanxi。】
【linquehaiwoxiaozhangbukeyishidegege，xianzaidegegebuxiangtale，yanlidoumeiyouguangle。】
【loushangde，nidangchigeshiaotemanmahaiyanliyouguang？】
【shenmeshihouchigehequequecainenghehaoakuku。】
dengdaolinquejiangfangjiandoudasaowanhouyijingshiwanshangqidianbanle。
fancaiyeyijingbaidaolezhuozishang。
luozhiyaoyouxilejigeshuiguobailegeguopan，zheiriziguodekanqilaishifenzirun。
kanjianlinquexialai，luozhiyaoxingchongchongdizhaozhaoshou：“quequekuailaichifan。”
linquediandiantou，jiandansaoleyiyan，shenchibuzhidaopaonaqule。
zhanmingxudayaodabaidelakaiyizizuodaocanzhuoqian，“esiwole，zhongyunengkaifanle。”
“stop！”luozhiyaoyibaqiangguozhanmingxudekuaizi，huyidiwendao：“nigangcaizuoleneimeduohoukongfanxishoulema？”
zhanmingxutanlekouqi：“xingxingxing，woxianzaiqu。”
buguoliangfenzhong，zhanmingxujiudaizhehaidizheshuideshouzoudaoluozhiyaomianqian。
ranhoushifenhaiziqidejiangshoushangdeshuishuaizaitadelianshang。
“aaaazhanmingxunizhibuzhidaonvhaizilianshangshiyoufendide，niyaoshibawozhuangnonghualewojiushaleni。”
zhanmingxujiansousoudixiaozheyoushuaileliangxia：“laiyalaiya，laishawoya。”
shuowanzheihuajiuraozheshafakaishipao，luozhiyaojingentahoumianzhui。
henaiyezaiyipangxiaozhekanliangrenwannao。
kanlaijingguoyixiawudeshijian，jigerenxiangchudehaibucuo，yijingshuluoqilaile。
qianningzuozailuodichuangqiandeyibayizishang，yanshenlenglengdekanzhemianqianzhengzaiwannaodejiren，congbiqiangzhongfachubuxiedehengsheng。
zhanmingxukanzhunleshijipaodaoqianningshenhou，yuqidaizhetiaoxinkanxiangluozhiyao：“zhuibushangwoba？”
luozhiyaobenlaihaixingzhibobodi，yikanjianqianningneizhanglianbianmeilewanxin。
taduizhezhanmingxushuodao：“bugennizheizhongxiaohaizijijiao，chifanqu。”
zhanmingxuhuitoukanxiangqianning：“tajuranshuowoshixiaohaizi，wokebitadalianggeyueni。haoxiaobu？”
huiyingtadeshiqianningdebaiyan。
zhanmingxuzhengzhengdiwangzheqianning，zijiyouretabukaixinle。
【hezheyiwuzirenhehuoguliningningbei？】
【meizhangyanjingma？qianningbaizhezhangchouliansheinenghetawan？】
【zhanmingxubushiyizhenggexiawudouzaicueqianningma？nimenningningdalirenjiayijulema？】
【jiushia，luozhiyaojishiheqianningguanxibuhaoqiehaoshuiguoyezhidaodijita。tani？lianjuxiexiedoubushuohaifanlegebaiyan，yiweisheimeikanjiana？】
sancengdeloutichuanlai‘dengdeng’deshengyin，shenchicongshangmianzoulexialai。
嗯？
他什么时候上去的？
linquedasaofangjiandeshihoubingmeiyoukanjianshenchi。
luozhiyaokanjianlelinqueyandideyihuo，qiao**dipaoguolaijieshi：“ganggangchigequsanloushufangjiedianhuale，neilimeiyoushexiangji。”
linquesonglekouqi，tachadianyiweishenchishipazijiyigerenzailoushanggudan，teyishangqupeitade。
还好没自作多情。
shenchicongloutishangxialaihoujingzhizoudaolinquemianqian，gebozhouzhizaishafashang，dalegehaqian：“haojiubujiana。”
林雀：“？”
神他妈好久不见。
tadasaoweishengyejiuyigexiaoshi。
shenchikanchulaitadewuyu，mantuntunchechugexiao，xianggeziyifangzongdeqingchanglaoshou：“nikenengbudongshenmejiaodumiaorunian。”
“neinihuoledeyou3600nianleba？”linquebashuibeigedaochajishang，younaqiyikuaichengzi。
chengzideqingxiangzaikongqizhongfasan，baomandezhishuirongjinkouqiang。
linqueyoumanyouyoubuchongleju：“shendaye？”
“si。”shenchimilemiyan，“nizheizhangzuizenmehegaozhongjiumeibianhuani？haishizheimenengshuo。”
linquebachengziyanjinqu，“neinijiuhaohaoxuezhedian，xiaowangba。”
沈迟：“？”
taweishenmecongdayejinhuachengwangbale？
linqueyibanyiyanrenzhendejieshidao：“qiannianwangbawanniangui，nihuole3600nianzhinengdangwangba。”
“xing。”shenchimeishaoyitiao，“woxiexieni。”
tingjianliangrenduihuadeluozhiyaohezhanmingxudengrenmeiyigeganhangshengde。
luozhiyaogengshizaixinlijilinqueshuqiledamuzhi。
bukuishishuaiguoshenchidenvren。
她就是最吊的!
雀门！
linquecongshafashangzhanqishen，zhenglileyixiayifuzhezhou，shousuiyihuileyixia：“buyongkeqi。”
shenchikanzhelinquezheifuxiaozhangdemoyang，yanjingwanzhedidixiaolejisheng。
shafadeweizhizaicanzhuodexiehoufang，luozhiyaojirenquandoushenzhangleerduoqingshenkaoguolai，xiangyaotingbagua。
qianningkandaozheixierenjiujuedefan，jiaoxiaananyonglijiangzhichengjirendeyizitidexiangqianyibu。
“哎呦。”
“妈呀。”
“woqu，zhanmingxuninengbunengxing！”
luozhiyao，zhanmingxuhehenaixiangshidieluohansideshuaidaozaidi，qizhongzhanmingxuhaixiangzhelinqueheshenchidefangxiangcuanlejixia。
linque：“......”
shenchitiaomeixinshangleliangmiao，suihouzouguoqudundaozhanmingxumianqian，shifensuiyidishenchuzhigebo，“guonianhao？”
zhanmingxuyoudiangangadebatoumaijingeboli，zheihuihaole，toutingbeizhuabaohaishuailegegouchishi。
shenchilinzhuzhanmingxuyifuhoumiandelingzi，“ketoujiubuyongleba？meiyasuiqian。”
zhanmingxu：“.....”
tajielicongdishangzhanqishen，youzhuantouqufuluozhiyaohehenai。
qianningyecongyizishangzhanqilai，jiaxingxingdao：“aiyanimenzenmezheimebuxiaoxina，yaoyaonitengbutenga。”
luozhiyaohuanghuangnaodaimeishuohua。
tahuiqujiuhezijijingjirenshuo，yihouzaiyouqianningdejiemutabulaile。
linquezoudaoluozhiyaoshenbian：“meishiba？”
“wuwuwu。”luozhiyaojiamojiayangdekulejisheng，“**....baban！”
“pu。”linquemeirenzhuxiaoleyisheng，“kannixiacihaitoutingma？”
luozhiyaoxiaoshengdunangleju：“neihaishiyaode。”
jirenwannaoguohoubianquandouzuozailecanzhuoqian。
zhuozishigezhangfangxingde，nengrongnabagerendeweizhi。
qianningzizuozhuzhangdizuoshanglezhuwei，ertadezuoshoubianshizhanmingxu，luozhiyaohehenai。youshoubiankongleyiweizhi，jinjiezheshilinqueheshenchi。
zhengzaijirenxiangyaodongkuaizideshihou，bieshulidedenghuranquandouanlexiaqu。
liangguangdeshihoubieshufulitanghuang，keshiheiandeshihouyouyouxieyinsen。
luozhiyaomeirenzhuhanleyisheng，“wokao，wozuihaipaheile！”
taxianzaijuedejiulianzijishuodehuadoushiyouhuiyinde。
“henai？henainizaibuzai？”
“zaini，womendoumeizou，biepa。”
zhanmingxuyebeiheleyitiao，“wokao，jiemuzugaoshenme？meijiaodianfeia？”
linqueyepahei，danshitayizhichenmozhe。
zaiguangyingchedianxialaideneiyike，youyizhigujiefenmingdeshouqingqingdizuanzhuleta。
wennuanyuanyuanbuduandicongshouxinchuanlai，shenpangxiangqiqingweibuliaomocadeshengyin，biqiangzhonghuranchuanlaishuxideganjingdeweidao。
shenchiwenredehuxidazaitadeerduoshang，diyacixingdeshengyinchuanlai：“queque，biepa。”