第6章
jiangmichuixiayanlian，dandandao：“meiyou，heyiqianyiyang，zhijidezheiyiniandeshiqing。”
“buji，buji，haodaishihuijiale，haishijiangzhoushuyishuerdehaomen。
xiquezainiyanxiadawole，youxishia！”
qinjiuzhangchengqineibaduanleyijiesangudepoyusan，maozheyupaochuleyuanzi。
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jiangmizaijialitatashishideshuileyijue。
benxiangjimenkouneixiehuahuacaocaojiaodianshui，zheichangdayudaoshengletabushaoshi。
yemujiangzhi，tacongjuzilinaleyibaoyaowan，yibaoyaofen，youzuogongjiaochehuidaolefurenqu。
taconggongjiaozhanzoujinjiangjiadamen，tianyijingwanquanheitoule，hualitanghuangdedengguanggoulechuruhuanggongyibandejiangjiazhuangyuan，youzaiqinglengyueguangxiatouchujifenyinlengzhigan。
jiangmishanglouzoujinfangjian，kanjianzhengyilveyouxieyongzhongdebeiyingzhengzaixiaoketingdeyijiaodaogu。
tadenglezuzushijimiao，caiqinglengkaikou：“zhengyi。”
“哎呦我的妈！”
zhengyihededuosuoleyixia，wuzhexiongkouzhuantoukanta。
“wu**，nizouluzenmemeishengyinde？”
“nizaiwofangjianganshenmeni？”
zhengyiyandishanguoyimoxinxu，wangcemianrangleyibu，luchushenhouneitiaomolvsedelifu。
“ershaoshuomingwanyaodainiqucanjialujiawanyan，wojinisonglifuguolai，douyuntanghaole。”
jiangmisaoleyiyan，pingjingdiantou：“fangneiba。”
jibujingxi，yebuhaoqi。
zhengyilikaifangjianshi，xinlidiguzhe，yigepinminkuzhangdadeyeyatou，zhuangshenmeqinggao？
daimingtianbanisaijinlujianeigebingyangzidefangjian，nijiudengzheshouguaba！
jiangmijianglifufanzhuanguolai，jiangyaotunlianjiechudesidaibakai，guorankandaoheqianshiyiyangdeshouduan。
kaojinyaowodeweizhifengleyimeiruniukoudaxiaodeweizhengunlun。
zhiyaotachuanshanglifu，shaoyiyongli，zhentoujiuhuicipolifu，zhajintadepifu，zhusheyaoji。
qianshi，tazaijiangzhouhaomenzhongdiyiciliangxiang，jiubeihunhunchenchendedaijinlelujiashaoyedefangjian，chadianzuoshilehunyue。
dangwantazhanluleyishu，zijiuchenggong。
zhihoujiangwanxulipaizhongyi，napadezuilujiayeyaoweitaquxiaohunyue，shenzhihaiweicishirangjiangtangzaicitangguilesantiansanyezhizhihunjue，dengjiangtangxinglai，youlinzhejiangtangdaotamianqiandaoqianrencuo......
tachenniyuqinrenwennuan，quehushilezheixiewennuandeqiantishitaliuzaijiangjiayuanbijiarenyoujiazhi。
erzheizhongxiayaodejingmingshouduan，zhipaweibishijiangtangyigerengande。
zhonghuoyishi，tacaikanqingjiangjianeibudemailuo——
wulunshijiangtanghaishiqitaren，douzhishitinghuademuou。
tixiandexiongzhangduanzuolunyi，cimeishanmu，haotingdehuataotaobujue，edudeshidoujiashouyuren。
“叩叩叩——”
jiangmijianglifuhuifuyuanyang，chushenghuiying：“jinlai。”
menzhikaileyitiaofeng，nianqingdenvyongxiangzhixiaomaosidecuanlejinlai。
jiangmirenchutashijintiandiyigedazhedanzilaiyaojintiaodenvyong。
“什么事？”
“wu**，woshuozheihuanikenengbuxin，dannihaishikuaipaoba，jiangjiabushihaodifang，tamenyaobanijiajikuaisiderenni！”
jiangmiweiweitiaomei：“luye？”
“nizhidaole？”nvyongjinzhangdao：“zongzhineigelujiashaoyeshentihencha，lujiabukenquxiaohunyue，jiushixiangrangjiangjiaanyuedingjiagenverguoquyanxuxuemai，nianchulujialaotaitailaijialihecha，jiangtang**hedechadiangewanzishale，xingkuisishaoyefaxiandezao，dangshihaishiwodasaodeyugang，daochudoushixue，hesirenle。
jieguonibeizhaohuilaile，ershaoshuoyaorangnidingtijiangtang**，wohaikanjianzhengyigensishaoyeshiyanshideneigezhushounaleyipingyao，guiguisuisuidequzhaojiangtang**le，wojuedekendingyaochushi，nikuaipaoba！buguonikebieshuoshiwoshuode，buranwokendingyaobeikaichule！”
jiangmi：“neinihaigaosuwo？bupawoshuolouzui？”
nvyongnaolenaozhengqidewanzitou：“wo......wozheibushinarenshouduanma......danwojuedeneixiedajiemenshuodetingduide，nicaishiqinshengde，yaojiayebuyinggaijiania！”
jiangmiqingxiaoyisheng：“haishuoshenmele？”
“haishuonitingpiaoliangde，renyetinghao，jiushibenledian，zheijubushiwoshuodea！tamenhaishuonizaipinminkushichishengrouzhangdade，haihezhuxue，haihuishengchidachang！”
“......”
tajiuchuquleyitian，jiumaochuzheimeduoyaoyanle。
jiangmishuo：“haole，wozhidaole，denglujiazheijianshiguoqu，laizhaowonajintiao。”
“zhendema？”tadeyanjingdengdegengdale：“buduibudui，nibupaoma？”
jiangmigouchunqingxiao：“douyijingzaijiangjiaguamingle，paonengpaoduoyuan？erqiewohaitingxihuanzheidongfangzide。”
nvyongnaonaotou：“nei......neiwonengweininzuodianshenme？yaobuwozheijintiaonadexinxu。”
“haizhenyouyijiannibangdeshangmangdeshi，wojidejiangjiaderenmeicicanjiayanhuihuilai，zhengyidouhuiweidajiazhunbeiyexiaohexingjiutang？”
“shia！ai？wu**，niganghuijialiangtian，nizenmezhidaozheimeduo？”
jiangminachuneibaoyaofen：“bazheigedaojinxingjiutangheyexiaoli。”
nvyongjingyayousongbaodeyadishengyin：“ha？niyaodu**？”
“......meineimekuazhang，xieyaoeryi。”
“oo......nengduojiwoyibaoma？woxiangjizhengyiyedaodian，tapingshizhangzheyoujiangtang**chengyao，zongshimawohewomeimei。”
jiangmixiaozheshuo：“buyongjitadao，wanghounihe**meibuhuishouqifule。”
nvyongzhazhayan，jidongdetiaoqilai：“womingbaile！”
tazhuanshenlikai，zoudaomenkou，youhuitouwen：“wu**，nibupawogaosuershaoyetamenma？”
jiangmiyaoyaotou：“wozhidaonibuhuide，hehuan。”
“wu**，nijidewodemingzia？”taxiaoqilaimeiyanwanwan：“wokendingbuhuide！nifangxinba！”
jiangmikanzhetalikaidebeiying，xiangqiqianshitabuguoshiweihehuandemeimeizhenleyicibing，kezuihoutabeiwuxianbangjiajiangtangshi，hehuanshiweiyiyigeweitazuozhengderen。
可终究是蜉蝣撼树。
tabeiguanjindixiashi，denglaideshihehuanchehuoshenwangdexiaoxi。
zheiyishi，bunengzaiyourenherenweitaersile。
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yiri，wanqidian，lujiabieshu。
louxiayanhuitinggongchoujiaocuo，loushangdechashiliquejingmipinghe。
“wanxu，huanqinzheishi，nimenjiazhendejuedinglema？”
lulaotaitaiyalekoucha，kanzheduimiandejiangwanxu。
jintianjiangjiazhongrenyidao，tajiuxianpairenbajiangwanxuqingleguolai，bijingjiangjiazhangbeibuzai，yiqiedashidouyaojiangwanxudiantou。
jiangwanxulimaodao：“jiangmishijiangjiadeqinnver，jiajiangmiyuanbijiajiangtangyaogengxianzhongshi，laofurenjuedeyoushenmebutuoma？”
lulaotaitaibiqiangliqinghengleyisheng，shuo：“sheibuzhidaojiangtangcongxiaobeijiangjiadangchengzhangshangmingzhuyangzhe，yangmao、tantu、xueshidoushidingjian，jiangmiliuluozaiwaiduonian，kongpameiyouyiyanggoudeshanghaomennvzhurendejigexianba？
qishi，jingguozheiduanshijiandediaoyang，luyedeshentiyijinghaoduole，zanmenliangjiaxiangjiaoduonian，woyebuyuanweiyizhuanghunshishenglexianxi，yaobunizaikaolvkaolv？”
jiangwanxudaliangzheshoulidebaicichabei，yanmouqihei。
“zheitaochajushishangcipaimaihuideyazhoupinba？bidingshijingguoshouyijihaodejiangrensupi、shangse、shaozhide，qianchuibailianzhihoucaiyouzheimepiaoliangjingzhidewaiguan，yaoshimaijidongxingzhirenyesuanzhile。”
yanxiazhiyi，jiangjiaxixinyangyulejiangtangzheimeduonian，jianglailianyinyebidingshixuanquanneidedingjiannanren，zenmekenengqingyijiajiyigejiangsizhiren？
lulaotaitaiyandihuaguoyimoyunnu：“haoyigedongxingzhiren！neiwomenlujiayebuqiangqiule！jiangmijiujiangmi！”
jinwanluyeyisaobingtaidechulaiyingke，tajiubuxinjiangwanxuzheigeweishuangtuibianxunmingyiderennengrenzhubulaizhuiwen，weiluyediaoyangshentideshenyijiujingshishei！
daoshi，jiangjiakebiehouhui！