夏国。
长安基地市。
zhanglexiyuanlianzufangxiaoqu，501shi。
“啪啪啪——”
fangjianlichuanlaicuzhongdechuanxisheng，qingcuideroutipengzhuangsheng，haiyouchuangjiazijulieyaohuangdegezhisheng。
shengyinxiaohun，nanmianrangrenlianxiangdaoshaoerbuyidehuamian，yizhihongshuisinve，toudarudou。
yizhichixulesishijifenzhong，501caijianjianxiaotingxialai，yiqiezhongxinguiyupingjing。
zhangfankaozaichuangtou，tanluzhejingzhuangdeshenqu，qieyidekanzhezhengzaichuanyifudenvren。
nvrenshencaihenhao，gaitudetu，gaiqiaodeqiao，yimiqideshengao，jixingganyou**。
关键颜值也很高。
yizhangjingzhideguazilian，pifushijingdianlengbaipi，meimaowanwan，xingyanwumei。
lianshanghualeyicengdandandezhuangrong，zaipeihemeiyujiandechunqing，jiqingchunyouwumei。
tajiaowanghui，jinnian18sui，shizhangfanxiangliansanniandenvpengyou，yeshitongbantongxue。
“suoyijintianguohou，womenzheisanniandelianqing，jiuyaohuashangjuhaole，duiba？”
张凡慢悠悠说道。
“对！”
wanghuimaitouchuanzheyifu，touyemeihui：“woyijingjuexingle，nijuedehaiyouzigehewojiaowang？”
“不可否认！”
“nidejiatingtiaojianshihenhao，chushengzhanganzhangjia，haiyouweibanshenyeye！”
“但那又怎样？”
“niguangshitangxiongditangjiemei，biaoxiongdibiaojiemei，jiuyousanbaiduoge！”
“chushenzhangjia，kanzheguangxianliangli，danpingjundaonitoushangdeziyuan，youyouduoshao？”
wanghuiyanliyouzhechaofeng：“meigeyueyejiusanwanlaikuailinghuaqian，nijuedenengyanghuowo？”
wanghuichixiaoyisheng：“erwo，yijingjuexing，henkuaihuichengweiqiangdadetaitanzhanshi！”
“daoshisuibianquhuangyequzouyizao，lieshajitoutaitanguaishou，dabadabadezhuanqian！”
“suoyizanlianga，zhudingbushiyiluren！”
wanghuisongsongjian：“nini，laolaoshishidaizaijidishi，zuonidefuerdai！”
“woni，huichengweitaitanzhanshi，zouchujidishi，qukanhuangyequdefengjing！”
“ng，douyouzheguangmingdeweilai！”
zhangfanbeiyedeshuobuchuhualai，tahewanghuihaodaizaiyiqisannian，chaoxixiangchu！
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tazaokantounvrenzheigeshengwule！
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严格来说。
2024nian7yue15rizhiqian，zheigeshijiedefazhanguiji，heqianshibingwubutong！
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jiaofabutong，benzhiyiyang！
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然后，灾难开始了！
zaiguaishoudetuluxia，wushurencansi，renkoujijuxiajiang，henduoyanhaixiaoguoshenzhifumie。
xingyundeshi，renleiyefashenglejinhua！
jishaoshurenzaixiantianyiqide**xia，juexingleyizhongjiaozuo【taitanbianshen】denengli！
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ren……bianshengesilaneiyangdetaitanjushou？
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zairenleishijie，renleibeihuafenweilianggequnti：
普通人、泰坦战士！
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suoyi，tachenggongjuexingle！
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wanghuizheizhongyirisancandundunpaomianxiancai，cancanmantouyuzhicai，pianpianjiunengjuexing。
找谁说理去？
但不可否认。
wanghuinengjuexing，zhangfankendingshiyougonglaode，tayijuexing，jiuyaotidiaozhangfan，chunchundelangxingoufei！
算了！
要分就分吧！
三年了，也腻了！
zhangfanyouxieyixinglanshan，naguoshouji，shuliandediankai《guaishoudezhanzheng》zheikuanshouyou，wanleqilai。
“我好了！”
wanghuiyijingchuanhaoyifu，yongzhongkuandadexiaofu，zheyanbuzhutagaotiaoxiuzhangdeshencai。
xuebaidebojing，gentianejingside，xiuzhangbaixi，toufazhachenggaomaweichuizainaohou。
zijitilefenshou，zhangfanjingranzheimepingjing，wanghuixinlijiuyouxiebushufu。
beilaoniangchuaile，nihaizheimepingjing？pingshenmea？laoniangdouyouyidiudiushangxinni！
“ninandaoyidianbushangxin？”
wanghuirenbuzhuzhiwendao：“niyaoshiwanliudehua，shuobudingwoyixinruan，jiubufenleni？”
“滚！”
张凡头也没抬。
“你……”
王慧气得柳眉倒竖。
“滚出去！”
zhangfandianzheshouji，kanyemeikanwanghui：“xianzai！like！mashangcongwojiagunchuqu！”
wanghuiqideliansetieqing，zhizhezhangfandebizidamadao：“haonigezhangfan，rangwogunshiba？hao！wogun！woxianzaijiugun！xiwangnibiehouhui！”
wanghuizhuaqishubao，qigugudelikaile。
我后悔你妈！
zhangfanrengdiaoshouji，yiquanzazaiqiangshang，liansenankan，xinqingzhendeshizaogaotoule。