林家大门外。
yijingshenjueshuodelaotouzhengzhuzheguaizhang，chuihuzidengyandeqiaozhemen，shenhouhaigenleyibangzichiguaqunzhong。
qizhongyouhaojiren，doushijialiyouersunquemeinengquzheyanyandangtongyangxide，zheihuierlianshangchulebaguahaoqiwai，haiyouxiexingzailehuo。
“hongcai！hongcaizaijiamahongcai？kuaikaimen，woshiniqishu……”
laotouchezhesangziyouhanleyibian。
zheiwushizhenshitaibuxianghuale！hongcaiyebuguanguantaxifu！
yanxiucaiguoshicaijitiana，zenmejiubataguinvzhetengdaoyaoqingdafuleni？
zanlaolinjiakebuxingcuomoxifu，tongyangxijiugengbunengle，neihaishigehaizi！
zheiyaoshichuanchuqu，laolinjiademingshenghaiyaobuyaole！
laotouyibianbanzhelianzaixinlidigu，yibianjixuhanmen。
“宏才！宏……”
handaoyiban，menzhongyukaile。zouchulaiyigemiandaiweixiaodezhongniannanzi，dayuesishisuizuoyou，zhengshilaotouyaozhaodelinhongcai。
“hehehe，qishu，ninlaile……”
“heng！nihaiyoulianxiao！yidazaowojiutingshuoyanjieershoushangqingledafu，daodizenmehuishi？renjiayanxiucai……”
laotoukuazhegepilian，hengmeinumuzhengyaoxingshiwenzui，quebeilinhongcaibuhuangbumangdedaduan：
“qishuninxiaoxiaoqi……xianjinwu，womanmangenninshuo。”
yanjieershoushangzheishier，buguanruhezongguishizijiazhaogubuzhou，zuzhongzhangbeishangmenlaishuluo，linhongcaiyidiandoubuyiwai。
“yexing，jinwuzhenghaobanixifuhanchulai，woyaodangmianwenwen……”
laotouyebukeqi，zhuzheguaizhangjiuzhijiewanglizou。
ertashenhoudechiguaqunzhongqueshichiyileyixia，huxiangkanleliangyanhou，zhongshibaguabennengzhanleshangfeng，nituiwosangdegenzailehoumian。
qizhongyougesishilaisuidefurenbeituilechulai，yingzhetoupishanxiaozhegenlinhongcaijieshidao：
“shiyishu，niyebieguaiwomenzheixiehoubeiduoguanxianshi，jinerwomenkeshilaidangniangjiarende……”
linhongcaizuzhongpaixingshiyi，nianjibudabeifenquegao。
pingchangdehua，zurenjiusuanzhidaotajiayourenaoyeshibudaganjinmenweiguande。
zhibuguo，jineryoubeifenzuigao、piqizuiyingdeqishugongdaitou。
youyoulezheimegeguanmiantanghuangdeliyou，baguadanziziranjiudaleqilai。
furenkanlekanlinhongcailianse，jiantameishenmeyichang，bianjixushuolexiaqu：
“niyezhidaodeshiyishu，suishuoyanxiucaitaniangzaizuzhongyimeilejinqin，ketahaodaiyeshilinshinv。rujinyanjieerfumushuangwang……”
“neizanmenzheixiezurenjiubunengzhidangpojiarenle，yeyaodangdangniangjiaren，nishuoshibushi？”
“erqieyanxiucaisongdezutian，zhimingleshijicunlihaiziqingxianshengyongde。yejiushishuo，cunlijiajiahuhudoudeleyanxiucaidehaochu。”
“rujintingshuoyanjieershouleshang，neizanmenzheixieshourenenhuide，zongbunengbuwenbuwenba？”
林宏才：……
厉害了我的侄媳妇！
bukuishicunzhangjiade！zulicunli，mianmianjudao。
这吃瓜理由找得……
haizhenshiheqinghelirangrenwufafanbo！
jiulianyipangdeqishugongtingle，douzhidiantou。
erneixiechiguaqunzhongjiugengbuyongshuole，yaoganshunjianyiting，quandoubiandelizhiqizhuangqilai。
cunzhangxifushuodezhenshitaihaole！
zanbushilaikanrenaoliaobaguade，zanshilaijiyanjieerchengyaode！
niangjiarendeqishizaoqilai！
zhengyidexiaobufazouqilai！
……