第4章故意激怒
“zhaoda！”budengwangfeikaikou，mashangjiuyouyahuanzhijiechaoqishoulidepanziduizherenjiadelianpapadechou。
henkuai，neiyahuandelianyirouyandesuduzhongdexiangyigefahaodemantouban，qiehaishicengcengfaguang。
“yunxiangshang！”yelinghuijuedezheigenvrenjiushiguyijinuziji。
“jiaoneimedashengganma？xuanyaonisangmendani！”suiranba，yunxiangshangjuedebaquanbudeguocuodiujiyanqianzheigenanren，shiyoudianyuan。
bijingdangchudequeshiyuanzhubipoqiangjialejinlai，tayeshiyoudiankeliande。
kejiusuanruci，yebugaiduidaiyuanzhua。aiyigerendaochimi，fengkuangdeshihouyoushenmecuo？chuleqiangjiayemeizuoshenmeguofendeshiqing，hezhiyubayigehaohaodedoukoushaonvjibidezuihouxianxiefalefeng。
gengguofendeshiyuanzhushibeirentuidaozaidizhuanglenaodai，tazijibuqianlaitanshiyejiubale，jinglianreshidenucaidoubuzefa，jianzhijiushizhuzhangduifangdeqiyan。
[fazhanyoudianmomingqimiao。qianmianmeiyoupudian。]
zhanan，zhangzhehaopinangzuoposhidezhanan！[qianmianhaizaikelianrenjia，houmianjiushuorenjiazhanan。zheigezhananchenghulaidemomingqimiao。]
kanzhehaoyouqidechangnianbingshandelianqueleyikuai，liurumochadianmeirenzhuxiaochuchang。weilenenggouzhangjiudekanrenao，tajuedehaishikeyirenyirende。
“niganzheiyanggenbenwangshuohua？”yelinghuideshensekeyishuoshishifendenankan，juedeyunxiangshangshizaitiaozhanzijidequanwei。
“weihebugan？”yunxiangshangjuedeba，zheidoushiyuanzhujizheizhananguanchulemaobing。
yiwangduitashiyouqiubiying，yeconglaibugandengyan，dashengshuohuade。yizhiyurangzhananrenweishigemeipiqideruanshizi，hehe，zhenshikaiwanxiao。
嘛的，智障！
yunxiangshangzhenxiangjiyuanzhujigequantou。
zaijiabushitinghengdema？zenmedaozheizhananmianqianjiuruxiaomianyang？guqini？zunyanni？temedouquandouweigouchilema？
huodeshiquziji，haizhendeburuzaosizaotoutai，shengdeaiyan！
yunxiangshangdehounaoshaoyoukaishichoutongleqilai，dagaishitixingzhetashaoshuoyuanzhuhuaihuaba。
yunyaoyizhidouxiaoxinzhaoguzheyunxiangshang，kantamozhehounaodaimeitoujinzhou，kuangdangrengxiashouzhongdeyinpanshangqianfuzhe：“wangfei，keshinaodaiyoutengle？”shuowankanyebukanqinwangzheikeaiyandedashu，duizheshenbiandeyahuanfenfu：“nimenliuxialaishoushiganjing，moyaowangfeiqiaojianleduxin。yujianbuzhangyande，dalebianshi，shengsibulun！”[yigexiaoxiaodeyatou，wangyemeifahuazhuzimeifahua，tayoushenmequanlishuoyaochusibieren。]
chujiaqianxiangyeshuole，tashixiaojiezuidelideyahuan，yiqieyixiaojieweizhu。jibianjiajinqinwangfu，yebubilihuiqinwangfudeguiju。danfanyourenqifuxiaojie，dasidacandousuanzaiyunfudetoushang，fanshitadouzhe。
zhiqiantamenyizhirenbufanwowobufanren，kexianzaiqifudaomenshanglaile，qinengditou？！
qiaozhefurongyuanlidexiaren，dangzhezijidemianjiukeyirucixiaozhang。yelinghuihenbudeyibazhangbazheixierenquandoujipaisisuanle，shengdejianlejiuxiangqizijidangchudesuopo。
“yunxiangshang，nijibenwangzhanzhu！”ruoshiyiwang，takeyiduizheigenvrenbuxieyigu。kejinge，tadefanchangxianranjinuleta，shenshangdehanqisousoubuyaoqiandechaowaimaozhe。
“wangye，wojiawangfeiqianjirinaodaizaicefeineilibeituizhuangdaoxianzainaodaihaihuiyinyinzuotong，qingkuangburongleguan，wangyeyouxinyuwangfeililunyierhaixuwangfeiqingkuangshaohaozhihouzaishuo！”yunyaotingzhijibei，bubeibukangfuleyishen，shuowanzheihua，shouyihuizhijieshangqianshuangshoufuqiwangfei，mianbugaisedezoule。
咳咳……
kandaozheiyimu，liurumobeikoushuijiqiangleyixia。
zheiyatoukezhenshigouladea！
zaikanhaoyoudemianse，liurumobujinyouxietoutengleyiba。youyigeweigaoquanzhongdeyuefudaren，jiulianyahuanshuohuadoudaiyouqingmiezhiyi，zheiwangyezuodeyoudianbiequ。
“wangye，yingyiniangdongle，dongle……”guizaidishangkuqideyahuan，turanfaxiantangzaidishangdeyingyiniangshouzhidongledong，fachujingxideshengyin。
guipaguoqu，zhuazheyingyiniangdeshou：“yiniang，yiniangnizenmeyangle？”
beidaotayuanqiangzadetuxuedeyingyiniang，tingdaoshengyinhouyanpizidongledong，suanshizuolehuiying。
yelinghuitingdaodongjing，ditoukanleguoqu。
shixiankanleyiyanfurongyuandefangnei，yipaoyiliao，wanyaobaoqiyingyiniangheizhelianlikai。zaizheigegangadeshihou，yezhinengyongcifahuajiele。
liurumojianhaoyoulikai，poyouxieyiyouweijindehuitoukanleyiyanfurongyuan，suihouzheicaimanyouyoudezhuanshenlikai。
beiyunyaofujinfangneideyunxiangshang，gangyiluozuomashangdantiaoleqilai。zhenggerenshenjingxixidepazaichuanghubianshang，juezhepi*guchaowaimianbawangzhe。
jianneizhawangyebaozhexiaoqiezoule，congzuilipeileyisheng。
haihaobenxiaojiemeiyouyinweinidemeisejiumideyuntouzhuanxiangde。shuoshihua，duiyuyigemianrongzhangdetaiguojingzhi，taiguobaixidenanrenlaiyan，zheijiushidianxingxiaobailianbiaopeia。
yidiandoumeibanfajitaanquangan！
“yunyao，nishuowoxianzaiyaoshihuihunhailaidejima？”yunxiangshangxiangzhezongbunengyibeizigenneiweixiangkanliangshengyanba？
takebuxiangyibeizijiugenshouhuoguaside，neitaqibushitaibeicanle？
jirandoulaile，ziranshiyaohaohaozhaoyizhaozheyuanshengtaidemeinangenzijiguorizila！rujinzheiwei，haishisheiaiyaonazoubuxiehaole。
“huihun？”yunyaozhalezhayanjing，guguaidekanzheyunxiangshang：“kezheihunbushiwangfeininqianqiuwanqiucaiqiulaidema？dangchuweilenengjiajiqinwang，nindeshouduanhuayangbaichubidexiangyebudebuquqiuhuangshangcihun。xianzaininshuoyaohuihun，zhipawangyetongyixiangyeyebuhuidayingde……”
“keshi，keshiwoxianzaitaoyanlea！niyekandaowozaizheiqinwangfudechujing，chulenimengenzhewojiajinlaide，qinwangfuneixiexiarendangwoshicunzaidema？gengbieshuohouyuanneixienvrenle，yigegedehenbudemeitianzaizijidefangneishaoxiangbaifoqiuwokuaidiansihaojitamennuoweizi，wozheiriziguodenalishuxinle？”
云想裳，发着牢骚。
zheiyuanbenlaotianyejiletayifuhaoqi，pianpianzheiyuanzhunengshengshengbahaoqidachenglanqi，landetadouxiangzaiqusiyicijieshucishengsuanle。
“wangfeimoji，nubijingechuqurangyinxingchuqudatingleyixia。tingshuokanshouhoumendeluopozijialisunzishenglebing，zhengqueyinzi。zhiyaozanmenzaizheigeshihoushiyiyuanshou……”jianzijiawangfeixinqingbuhao，yunyaoditouxiaoshengdegaosuyunxiangshangzheigezuixinxiaoxi。
“tabushiyouerzima？hezhiyuhuiyinglezanmen？”
“wangfeiyousuobuzhi，zheiluopozideerzishigehaochilanzuoqiehaishiaidurumingderen，qiemeicishuqianhuilaijiudaxifu，nongdejialikubukanyan。”yunyaobukuishiyunxiangshangshenbiandelidedayahuan，kansizaiqinwangfushangyizhipeizheyunxiangshang，keduiyuqinwangfuxiarenmendexinxiqueleruzhizhang。
jiubiruzheiluopozidejiatingzhuangkuang，zhipalianqinwangfudeguanjiaheguanshide，douweibirutalejiedexiangxi。
“zhanan，jiugaiduoletadeshou！”yitingzheige，yunxiangshangmaleyiju。
yunyaotinghouyaotou：“wangfei，cirendeshouzaoqianzaidufangdeshihouyinzheqianzhaibuhai，yijingbeidufangliderenjiduoleshou。zhishizheirenjibianmeileshou，haishijixudu，yijingmeijiule……”
haizhenyouzheiyangderencunzaini！
yunxiangshangjuedezheilinzidale，haizhenshishenmeniaodouyou。shoudoumeile，haibunengzuzhitadubodereqing，kanlaishiyushangzhenailea！
yunxiangshangmomodeshuqilianggenzhongzhi。shengpingtazuitaoyandejiushizheizhonglanrenle，zhenshizhazai。
“haizishengbingbushixiaoshi，xianzhiyixieyinzijitamen。duile，woneiyoushenmeyaokeyizhibaibingdeninayilijineiluopozi，qiyudehuabuyaoduoshuo！”yunxiangshangsuiranhenxiangtongguoluopozichuanxinjixiangfu，keyebuyuannahaizideshengmingzuochouma，juedingxianjiurenzaishuo。
yunyaotinghou，yishuangyanjingwenroudikanzheyunxiangshang。tajiuzhidao，buguanwangfeibianderuhe，tashizhongdoushineigezuishanliangderen。