第3章 所谓饭后水果

jiandandechiguo“zaofan”zhihou,fengjinyoutuozhexiabaxianrulechensi。

“die,woganggangchilesha?”

fengjinkanxiangyipangshoushiwankuaidefengminsheng。

吃了和没吃一样。

duziguguxiang,huainiandangchuhelaobayiqichisifenertongtaocandeshihoule。

“群英荟萃。”

fengminshengkanleyiyanmeiyouyidianyoushuidewankuai,momodezhongxinfanglexialai。

这碗,也不必刷。

fengminshengbacaiyuanlijinyoudeyibadacongfangzailefengjindemianqian。

“woxianzaihaichibuxiafanhoushuiguo。”

fengjinmomodebadacongwangwaituiletui。

“rangniqugebiwangdaniangjialihuanyidiandongxi,dangjipin。”fengminshengdao。

“edemeiliqi,nizenmebuqu?”

fengjinwulidebailebaishou,dincikanzijidekongjian,limianzhongzhidedongxihaimeiyouchengshu,bunengchi。

“e,neiwoquba,gebiwangdaniangjializhengzaichifan,shuobudinghainengcengfan。”

fengminshengjuedezijidelianpihaikeyi。

weinianqingqueshenghuobunengzilidenverduohuanyixiechidedongxi。

“我去吧!”

fengjinyitingshuowangdaniangjiazaichifan,zhijiezhuaqidacongjiuchaozhewaimianzouleguoqu。

十分钟后。

fengjinpengzheyigewotouhuilaile。

funvliangduizhezheigewotoudayandengxiaoyan。

“zanmenneigeshijie,dacongguidelipu,zaizheilidejiazhi……yiyannanjin。”

风民生脸皮抽了抽。

zheiwowotoushichunzhengdezaliangzuode,meiyouchanheximian,nazaishouliyingbangbangde。

战斗力堪比板砖。

yachihewowotou,zongdeyouyigeshisuide。

jiuzhei,haishiwangdanianghaoxin,jiletamenyizhengge,shijishangjibankuaierjiubucuole。

“liuzheba,yebuzhidaodabodenaodaiying,haishitagengshengyichou。”

fengjinbailebaishou,juedezijihaikeyirenren。

fengminshengyeshizheigeyisi,jita,tayekenbudong。

funvliangzuihouyipansuan,haishidequhoushanyitang,napawaxieyecaiyeshihaode。

lianghuorenzongbunengbeiesi。

liangrengangchumen,yuanyuande,yigeshencaishouxiaodenvhaikangzhechutouyingmianerlai。

“xiaojin,ershu,quganhuoba!”

yigenvhaizideshengyinxiangqi。

liangrentaitouyikan,shiyigehefengjinnianlingxiangfangdenvhaizi。

shifengmingying,fengjiadafangdeshuangbaotainver。

bierenjiadoushinanrenmenzainongtianliganhuo,erfengjiadafangdenanrenshicongbuxiadiganhuode。

风老爷子身体不好。

fengminchengheshiliusuidefengmingxuandoushidushuren。

dushurendeshoushinabudongchutoude。

dafangerfangdetudizaiyiqi,dafangdetudimianjishierfangdewubei!

jishifenjiale,fengminshenghaishijingchangbangzhegannonghuo。

erdafangyejiuzhirangfengmingyingchulai,fanzhenghuiyourenbangmangganhuode。

jiuerjiuzhi,jiubeidangzuolisuodangranle。

fengminshengfengjinshichuanguolaide,bushiyuandatou,zijiadilidezacaohaimeichu,ziranbuhuibangmangganhuo。

fengmingyingzheijiriyemeiyouganhuo,yikandaofengjiafunv,jiuzhidaozijidecuiyixiale。

dilidehuojijiugaishitamende。

“neimingyingniquganhuoba!zhenqinkuai!”

fengminshengjiazhuangmeiyoutingdaofengmingyingdehua,lianshangguazhedandandexiaorong。

yidianyemeiyouyaobangmangdeyisi。

zijiadilidehuodoubuxiangguan,zenmekenenggenershaziyiyangqubangbierenyiwulaodong!

fengmingyingkanfengminshengmeiyouxiangcongqianyiyangjieguotashouzhongdechutou,youanshideshuoleyiju,

“ershu,xiaojin,dilideyecaotaiduole。”

“shitingduode,nijianeimeduorenjiunichulaiganhuo,haitingcande!zheitaiyangyuelaiyueda,rendoushaiheilebushao。”

fengjindianlediantou,feichang“tongqing”fengmingying,youshunbianbuleyiju,

“buxiangwo,wotailan,buhuizhudongquganhuo,lianbaibulajide,yikanjiubujiankang。”

风明英:……

lianshangdexiaorongyijingweichibuzhule,xinlidenuhuochongtian,quehaishimeiyoufahuo。

takeshixiucaidenver,jianglaikeshiyaodangguanxiaojiede!

“xiaojin,nainaihanrangniheershubangmangganhuo。”

fengmingyingbingbuzhidaojintianzaoshangfashengdeshiqing,zhizhidaonainaihuijiazhihouzuiliyizhizaizhoumaerfangderen。

zheishijiachangbianfan,pingchangyeshiruci,fengmingyingbianmeiyouduoxiang。

“jintiandexibeifengzhenda,guinv,kuaidianduohuxihuxixinxiankongqi!”

fengminshengniutoukanxiangfengjin。

“ang,woyijingzaihexibeifengle。”

风锦回道。

liangrenbianshuohuabianwanghoushandefangxiangzou,wushifengmingyingdijitamendechutou。

zuihou,zhishengfengmingyingyigerenzhanzaidamenkoulingluan。

“该死!”

fengmingyingzhoumaleyisheng,nazhechutouhuijiaqule。

tadeshoushangmeiyouhouhoudejianzi,ganbulezheimeduononghuo。

meiciqudiliganhuodoushizuozuoyangzieryi,ziyouerfangderenbangmang。

tamenbubangmang,fengmingyingyebugan,xinlixiangzhehuiqudeshihouduohenainaishuoshuo,rangnainaizhijiezhaoerfangderen。

zuoyoubuguobeinaniezaishoulideren。

fengjiadafangzhudezhaizizaicunzilisuandeshangbijiaoqipaideqingzhuanwafangle。

jushuofenglaoyezinianqingdeshihouzaimougeyouqianrenjiadangcha,houlailuohuyangliucun,shoulidejixupofeng,gaidefangziyeshizuiqipaide。

fengmingyinggangtajinjiamen,haimeiyoulaidejibaoyuanshenme,jiutingdaolefengwangshiyutaniangdetanhuasheng。

“cheng,jiuzheimeban!jiuzhaozhenshangdezhangniangzi,tashouxiayouren,kendingnengcheng!”

“baocheng,zheijianshiqingjiujiaojinibanle!jiaqianyidingyaoheshicaixing!”

zhangjushuohuadeshihoumantiaosili,duandeshizhenshangxiaojiedejiazi,danyikaikoujiuyouzhongjiansuankebodeweier。

zhangjushifengminchengdexifu,yinweishizhangfang,fengjialaoliangkouqiantiaowanxuan,dajiaqianmai……qulezhenshangdeguinvzhangju。

“jienijiufangxinba!zhangniangzihaihezanmenjiayouxieguanxini!zheishierhaoshuo!”

zhangbaochengliuliliuqideyingleyisheng,jieguolezhangjutoutoudiguolaideqiandai,zhuanshenzoule。

zhangniangzishizhenshangyoumingdelaobao,fujinshilibaxiangyangbuqiguinv,xinggeliangbodefumujiushitashouxuandeduixiang。

tingwen,tahexiantaiyeyouqiansiwanlvdeguanxi,suoyiguangtianhuarizhixiaqiangrenyebuhuiyourenganjigumingyuan。

genghekuang,yebuhuiyourenduoguanxianshi,jibenshangbeiqiangderendoushibeizhangbeishouleyinzide。

tamenjiuzhanzaiyuanzilishuohua,haobubihui。

waimianderentingbudao,jialiderenjiusuanshitingdaoleyebuhuishuoshenme。

dingduohuiwenyiju,nengdeduoshaoliangyinzi。

fengmingyingyanjingyanjingzhuanlezhuan,yijingmingbailefengjincihoudexiachang,xinqingshunjianchangkuailebushao。

yingmianhezhangbaochengzhuangshang,haixiaomimidedalezhaohu。

zhangbaochengkemeikongdalizheigewaishengnv,deleqiancaizhihoujiuxiangzhequzhenshangdeduchangfengguangyiba。

bazhiqianshudedouzhuanhuilai。

应都没有应一声。