第3章

wonaqishouji,jianghuatongtiejinzuibian,lenglengdikaikou。

“shuyao,nizhidaoshenmeshi‘bianjiegan’ma?”

“bieyikouyige‘gemen’,na**dangyouqu。”

“nixinbuxin,wobanineixiedazhe‘gemen’qihaogandeexinshi,quandoujinitongchuqu?”

dianhuaneitoushunjiananjingle。

jimiaohou,tacaijiejiebabadikaikou:

“saozi……ni……nihushuoshenmeni……”

“我胡说?”

我的声音压得更低。

“yaobuyaowobangnihuiyiyixia,shanggeyuecaiwubuwanggedelaopoweishenmehuinaodaogongsilai?”

“shibushiyinweini‘buxiaoxin’,bakouhongyinluozailewanggedelingdaishang?”

“haiyou,shejibudelilin,tanvpengyouweishenmegentafenshou?”

“shibushiyinweinibanyesandian,jitafanigangxiwanzaode‘suyanzhao’?”

dianhuaneitou,zhishengxiajicudehuxisheng。

womeijitafanbodejihui,zhijieguaduanledianhua。

zhenggeketing,siyibandejijing。

jiangyuchuanmudengkoudaidikanzhewo。

wobashoujirenghuitahuaili,shengyinbinglengyoududing。

“jiangyuchuan,womenlihunba。”

shuowan,wolaqishoushihaodexinglixiang,touyebuhuidizouchulezheigerangwozhixidejia。

zaiduodaiyimiao,wopawohuirenbuzhu,zhendeshaletamen。

wobanchuqudediertian,shuyaodefanjijiukaishile。

tazaigongsijinqianrendedaqunli,faleyipianxiaozuowen。

【geweitongshi,yinweiwoyigebuchengshudechuangyi,daozhigongsi“shuangshiyi”dezhongdaxiangmushibai,woxiangdajiadaoqian!@jiangyuchuanzong,shiwogufulenindexinren!@suniansaozi,wozhidaoninyinweiwohejiangzongde‘gemen’qingyiduiwoyousuowujie,danwoduitianfashi,womenzhijianqingqingbaibai。ruguowodecunzairangningandaokunrao,woyuanyizhudongshenqingdiaoligangwei,zhiqiuninbuyaozaiweinanjiangzong,yingxianggongsizhengchangdeyunzuo!】

shunjian,qunliyilunfenfen。

bumingzhenxiangdetongshikaishizhandui。

【yaoyaobiezou!nizoulesheidaiwomenchongyeji!】

【jiushia,yigecehuashiwueryi,sheimeifanguocuo。】

【mouxiejiashuyetaibolixinleba,guandezhenkuan。】

jiangyuchuanlikesixinwo,yuqishiminglingshide。

【shuyaodoudaoqianle,niyezaiqunlibiaogetai,zheishijiusuanguoqule。】

【biezainaole,hennankan。】

wokanzhetafalaidexiaoxi,lengxiaoyisheng。

nankan?shangbeiziwosideneimenankan,tazenmebushuo?

womeiyouhuifuta,yemeiyouzaiqunlifafeng。

wozhishizhaodaolezhiqianshuyaofajiwodezhibocehuaan。

neishangmian,qingqingchuchudixiezhetade“chuangyibaodian”。

【huangshanhuanjie:sunianjiazhuangjiliefankang,shuyaoshangqian‘zhifu’,zhizaoxijuchongtugan!zhibojianqifentuixiang***!jingtoujishuyaotexie,zhanxian‘nvhanzi’meili。】

wojiexiazheiduanwenzi,meiyoujiarenhepinglun,zhijieshuaijinlegongsidaqun。

ranhou,woaiteleshuyao。

【@shuyao,‘jiazhuang’jiliefankang?zhifu?zheishinideyuanhuaba?】

【niguanzheigejiaokaiwanxiao?neinidui‘xuyishanghai’zheigeci,shibushiyoushenmewujie?】

群里瞬间鸦雀无声。

gangganghaizaiweishuyaomingbupingdetongshimen,quandouchenmole。

jimiaozhonghou,yigeyixiangbudaoderen,zaiqunlishuohuale。

shipingshimomowuwen,yizhibeishuyaodayadelinjie。

【zheigecehuaanwoyekanguo,dangshiwojiujuedebutuo,taiweixianle。shuyaoshuozheishixianzaizuihuodeliuliangmima,jianchiyaoyong。】

shuyaochedihuangle,tafengkuangdizaiqunliaitewo。

【@suniannishenmeyisi!nizheishiwumie!】

【neizhishichubugouxiang!houlaiwomengaile!】

我懒得再跟她废话。

wozhijiejianglingyizhangjietufadaoqunli。

neishishuyaozaizhiboqianjiwofadeweixin。

【saozi,daihuierjideyandebizhenyidian,yuezhengzha,xiaoguoyuehao!weileyuchuangedegongsi,weiqunila!ainiyo(づ——3——)づ╭?——】

liangzhangjietu,henhenchouzaishuyaolianshang。

wozuihouyoufaleyijuhua。

【@shuyao,nizheimexianghuo,zheimexiangweigongsi‘xisheng’,xiaciyouzheizhonghaoshi,biewanglediyigeshang。】