wonaqishouji,jianghuatongtiejinzuibian,lenglengdikaikou。
“shuyao,nizhidaoshenmeshi‘bianjiegan’ma?”
“bieyikouyige‘gemen’,na**dangyouqu。”
“nixinbuxin,wobanineixiedazhe‘gemen’qihaogandeexinshi,quandoujinitongchuqu?”
dianhuaneitoushunjiananjingle。
jimiaohou,tacaijiejiebabadikaikou:
“saozi……ni……nihushuoshenmeni……”
“我胡说?”
我的声音压得更低。
“yaobuyaowobangnihuiyiyixia,shanggeyuecaiwubuwanggedelaopoweishenmehuinaodaogongsilai?”
“shibushiyinweini‘buxiaoxin’,bakouhongyinluozailewanggedelingdaishang?”
“haiyou,shejibudelilin,tanvpengyouweishenmegentafenshou?”
“shibushiyinweinibanyesandian,jitafanigangxiwanzaode‘suyanzhao’?”
dianhuaneitou,zhishengxiajicudehuxisheng。
womeijitafanbodejihui,zhijieguaduanledianhua。
zhenggeketing,siyibandejijing。
jiangyuchuanmudengkoudaidikanzhewo。
wobashoujirenghuitahuaili,shengyinbinglengyoududing。
“jiangyuchuan,womenlihunba。”
shuowan,wolaqishoushihaodexinglixiang,touyebuhuidizouchulezheigerangwozhixidejia。
zaiduodaiyimiao,wopawohuirenbuzhu,zhendeshaletamen。
wobanchuqudediertian,shuyaodefanjijiukaishile。
tazaigongsijinqianrendedaqunli,faleyipianxiaozuowen。
【geweitongshi,yinweiwoyigebuchengshudechuangyi,daozhigongsi“shuangshiyi”dezhongdaxiangmushibai,woxiangdajiadaoqian!@jiangyuchuanzong,shiwogufulenindexinren!@suniansaozi,wozhidaoninyinweiwohejiangzongde‘gemen’qingyiduiwoyousuowujie,danwoduitianfashi,womenzhijianqingqingbaibai。ruguowodecunzairangningandaokunrao,woyuanyizhudongshenqingdiaoligangwei,zhiqiuninbuyaozaiweinanjiangzong,yingxianggongsizhengchangdeyunzuo!】
shunjian,qunliyilunfenfen。
bumingzhenxiangdetongshikaishizhandui。
【yaoyaobiezou!nizoulesheidaiwomenchongyeji!】
【jiushia,yigecehuashiwueryi,sheimeifanguocuo。】
【mouxiejiashuyetaibolixinleba,guandezhenkuan。】
jiangyuchuanlikesixinwo,yuqishiminglingshide。
【shuyaodoudaoqianle,niyezaiqunlibiaogetai,zheishijiusuanguoqule。】
【biezainaole,hennankan。】
wokanzhetafalaidexiaoxi,lengxiaoyisheng。
nankan?shangbeiziwosideneimenankan,tazenmebushuo?
womeiyouhuifuta,yemeiyouzaiqunlifafeng。
wozhishizhaodaolezhiqianshuyaofajiwodezhibocehuaan。
neishangmian,qingqingchuchudixiezhetade“chuangyibaodian”。
【huangshanhuanjie:sunianjiazhuangjiliefankang,shuyaoshangqian‘zhifu’,zhizaoxijuchongtugan!zhibojianqifentuixiang***!jingtoujishuyaotexie,zhanxian‘nvhanzi’meili。】
wojiexiazheiduanwenzi,meiyoujiarenhepinglun,zhijieshuaijinlegongsidaqun。
ranhou,woaiteleshuyao。
【@shuyao,‘jiazhuang’jiliefankang?zhifu?zheishinideyuanhuaba?】
【niguanzheigejiaokaiwanxiao?neinidui‘xuyishanghai’zheigeci,shibushiyoushenmewujie?】
群里瞬间鸦雀无声。
gangganghaizaiweishuyaomingbupingdetongshimen,quandouchenmole。
jimiaozhonghou,yigeyixiangbudaoderen,zaiqunlishuohuale。
shipingshimomowuwen,yizhibeishuyaodayadelinjie。
【zheigecehuaanwoyekanguo,dangshiwojiujuedebutuo,taiweixianle。shuyaoshuozheishixianzaizuihuodeliuliangmima,jianchiyaoyong。】
shuyaochedihuangle,tafengkuangdizaiqunliaitewo。
【@suniannishenmeyisi!nizheishiwumie!】
【neizhishichubugouxiang!houlaiwomengaile!】
我懒得再跟她废话。
wozhijiejianglingyizhangjietufadaoqunli。
neishishuyaozaizhiboqianjiwofadeweixin。
【saozi,daihuierjideyandebizhenyidian,yuezhengzha,xiaoguoyuehao!weileyuchuangedegongsi,weiqunila!ainiyo(づ——3——)づ╭?——】
liangzhangjietu,henhenchouzaishuyaolianshang。
wozuihouyoufaleyijuhua。
【@shuyao,nizheimexianghuo,zheimexiangweigongsi‘xisheng’,xiaciyouzheizhonghaoshi,biewanglediyigeshang。】