第1章 我忘记我已经结婚了

“shen**,nihao,womenzhaoshijianligehun?”

jiedaozheigedianhuadeshihou,shenweizhengzaikaiche,quansuwangyijiagaojihuisuogan,yishijianmeifanyingguolai。

“lihun?……lishenmehun?”

dianhuaneibiandunleyixia:“woshiluyu,nidezhangfu。”

shenweidedanaozhuanlejimiaozhong,caixiangqilai。

“ee,buhaoyisi,wowangjiwoyijingjiehunle。”

sannianqian,shenweijiuzaiwaipodeyishouanpaixia,genwaipohaoyoudesunziluyulingzhengjiehunle。

shenweizaitadewaipokouzhong,zhudayige“nanjiafeng”。

gaoyanzhi,gaogezi,gaoxueli,gaoshouru,100jindetizhong,99jindefangu。

dangshitacaidaxuebiyemeiduojiu,waipojiuyijingweijiganbaopeng,juedetayaoguduzhonglao,yinciqiangxingjitaanpaileyimenhunshi。

shenweigenluyudiyicijianmian,liangrendouguyibazijizhengdeguifushengong,choudaocanjuerenhuan。

shuangfangdoubeizhangbeicuihuncuidelihai,dandoubuxiangjiehun,douxiangbaduifanghetui。

buliaojianlemianyiliao,faxianjuranyipaijihe。

hunqiancaichangongzheng,hunhourizigeguogede,buyongjianmianbuyonglianxigengbushenghaizi,sheiyebieguansheideshiqing……

tantuozhihou,dangtianxiawuliangrenjiuzhijiequminzhengjulinglezheng。

ranhougezifajiehunzhengzhaopianjizijiazhangbei,gaozhiliangweilaotaitai,tamenyijingjiehun。

renwuyuanmanwancheng,fendaoyangbiao,gehuigejia。

lingzhenghou,shenweijiubazheishierpaonaohouqule。

cihouzhengzhengsannian,tagenluyudouhaowujiaoji。

zhidaojintian,shenweicaidiyicijiedaoleluyudedianhua。

开口就是提离婚。

qunian,shenweidewaipoheluyudenainaiyiqichuxing,zaichehuozhongshuangshuangqushile。

liangrendehunyinzhishiweileyingfushuangfangzhangbei,anzhaozhiqianyuedinghaode,zhiyaozhangbeimeiyouyiyi,jiukeyilihun。

yincixianzailuyutichulihun,shenweiyejuedemeiwenti,yikoudayingxialai。

“hao,neiwomenyuegeshijian,tanyixialihundejutishiyi。”

liangrenyuelexiazhouerwanshangqidian,zaishizhongxindeyijiacantingjianmian。

guaduandianhuahoubujiu,shenweijiugandaolehuisuo。

tatashi“baiye”shizhuangpinpaigongzuoshidezhushejishizhiyi,genyiweikehuyuehaole,laizheilitanshejidanzi。

zaizhangzhangdezoulangshangjingguoshi,tagenyigenanrencajianerguo。

neinanrenshenxingqizhang,xizhuanggelv,daizhebaijinbiankuangyanjing,yishenqinglengsiwendejinyuqixi,zouguoqushifuqilaideweifeng,sihuwendudouyaolvedijidu。

shenweibenlaihaimeitaizaiyi,danshijindiantideshihou,zhuanguoshen,kanjianzoulangdimianshangyouyigexianyandeheiseqianjia。

yinggaishiqianmianzouguoqudeneigenanrendiaode。

shenweilikechudianti,jianqileneigeqianjia。

“xiansheng!nidiaodongxile!”

tataitoukanqu,yuanyuankanjianneigenanrenyijingjinlehuisuodeyigefangjian,sihushimeitingjiantadehansheng。

tazhihaoganjingenleshangqu。

qiaokaineigefangjiandemen:“xiansheng,ni……”

fangjianlimeikaideng,shenweihaimeilaidejishiyingyanqianbianandeguangxian,jiuganjuebeirenmengdiyibazhuazhule,zhongzhongdidizaileqiangbishangmian。

duifangzhiredetiwenbimianerlai,daizhelingrenzhixideyapogan,tanengtingjiantacuzhongjicudechuanxisheng,chongmanlenongnongdeyuanshiyuwang。

zhuazhutadeneishuangshoulidaozhizhong,jianzhijiuxiangshiyaobatadegutoudouniesui。

shenweicubujifang,xinlihenhenyijing。

这人是怎么回事?

nanrenqingshenchaotayalexialai,zhengyaocubaodiqusitadeyifu,queturanyingshengshengditingzhule。

xiangshijielizaikezhizhezijideyuwanghechongdong。

taqiazheshenweidehoulong,manshenshaqidilengshengkaikou。

“shisheizhishinijiwoxiayaode?”

沈唯:“……?”

tamengbileyimiaozhong,caifanyingguolai,zheiweidalaoyinggaishibeirenxiayaole,ertazhenghaodaomeicuidizaizheigeshihouqiaomenjinlai,jiubeitadangchenglejitaxiayaoyaopatachuangdexinjinv!

shenweizhijuedezijizhenshibidouehaiyuan,ganjinjieshi:“bushiwojinixiayaode!wojiushijiandaolenidiaodeqianjia,xianghaijini!”

tashuozhe,jiulianmangjiannanditaochuneigeqianjia,jizijidehuazuozheng。

nanrensaoleyiyan,lengxiao:“nibianliyouyebiangexiangyangdiande,zheigenbenbushiwodedongxi!”

沈唯:“……”

是她弄错了?

yuanwangtamajiyuanwangkaimen,yuanwangdaojialea!

tazhengzaibaikoumobiandeshihou,mianqiandenanrenturanyayibuzhudidihouleyisheng,sihushixindeyiboyaoxingyoukaishifazuole。

shenweiquanshenhanmaodoushuleqilai。

danyucitongshi,taganjuenanrenduitadeqianzhiyeyousuosongdongle!

taganjinchenzheigejihui,yongjinquanshendeliqi,fahuichutazuigaodeshenshoushuiping,mengdiyizhengzha,jiuqiaomiaodicongtadeshenxialiulechulai。

ranhoushenmeyegubushangle,duomenertao,wangwaipinmingkuangben!

先跑了再说!

yilukuangbenleyebuzhidaoduozhangshijian,taodaohuisuowaimiandalaoyuandedifang,jianmeiyourenzhuishanglai,tazheicaimianqiangsonglebankouqi。

fuzheqiangzhichuanxi,rouzhezijibeiqiatengdebojing,xinyouyuji。

huisuotashibuganzaihuiqule,wanyizaibeineigenanrenzhuazhudehua,tianzhidaohuishigeshenmexiachang。

tazhinenglianxikehupeilidaoqian,shuozijilinshiyoushi,gaiqizaiyuejianmian。

shenweitixindiaodandihuijia,dengleliangtian,meidenglaishenmedongjing,xuanzhedeyikexinzheicaijianjianfangxialai。

yebuzhidaoneiweidalaoyoumeiyouchaqingchutashiyuanwangde。

diertianzhouyi,shenweizhaochangqugongzuoshishangban。

yidaogongzuoshi,tajiufaxianjintiandebangongshibuduijing,gewaixuannaohunluan。

suoyourendoumeiyouzaigongzuo,sanwuchengqundizhanzaineili,yilunfenfen。

shenweiyijinqu,yigetongshijiuzazahuhudiyingleshanglai。

“weijie!zanmengongzuoshizhendebeizhangxiajituanshougoule!tingshuozhangxiajituanzongcaidenghuieryaolaiwomenzheishichani!”

shuocaocaocaocaojiudao,menwaiyouyigetongshipaolejinlai。

“lailelaile!xiazonglaile!”

zhongrenlianmanghuidaozijideweizhizuohao,yipianjinruohanchan。

zhangxiajituanzongcaixiayuguan,daizheyixingrenzoulejinlai。

shenxingqizhangdenianqingnanren,xizhuanggelv,daizheyifubaijinbiankuangdeyanjing,zhangxiangqingjunsiwen,juzhiyouyajingui,yigujinyuxiqizhi。

tayijinlai,muguangsaoshiguorenqun,shunjianjiuluodaoleshenweidelianshang。

neimuguangbinglengruili,yapoganjiqiang,jiuxiangshibinglingzhichengdejulongyiyanglongzhaoxialai,rangrenyouyizhongwuchuketaodeganjue。

shenweigenxiayuguanduishangdediyiyan,zhenggerenjiuxiangshichudianyiyang,mengdiyijiling。

zheiwei……zheiweijijiangchengweitamensuoyourendingtoudalaobandexiazong,jiushitaneitianzaihuisuoliyudaodeneigenanren!