“咚咚咚！”
tingjianqiaomensheng，linpingtuikaimen。
wangzheyanqianniaoyuhuaxiang、fengjingxiulideshangu，ruobushitiankongzhongoueryourenhuoyukong、huoqizhexianhefeiguo，tahuiyiweizijihaishizaimouchu5ajidujiaqu。
liangtianqian，linpinghaihejigeguanxiyaohaodedaxuetongxuezaibiyelvxingdelushang。
yijuexinglai，shenbiandetongxuebujianlebushuo，lianshijieyebianle！
tasuiranhaishijiaolinping，xiangmaoyeheyuanlaiyiyang，yiranshigemeiqingmuxiudedashuaibi。
danshenfenquecongyigejijiangbiyededaxuesheng，bianchenglefengleijianpaiyigewaimendizi！
“linping，niqianduanshijianbushishuoxiangbangwoguoshengrima？jintianjiushiwoshengrile，zanmenxiashanba，jiuzanmenlianggeren……”
menkou，zhanzheyiweishenchuandanlvseshouyaotuodizhangqundenvzi，zhengxiaoyingyingdikanzhelinping，yanshenbaohanshenyi。
tajiaoliqingxue，helinpingtongyijiejinrufengleijianpaidewaimendizi。
yeshi‘linping’deaimuduixiang。
weilezhuiqiuliqingxue，cengjingdelinpingkeyishuoshitaoxintaofei，wuyuanwuhui。
lianzheixienianlai，xinxinkukuzuozongpairenwudelaidedanyao、lingshi，youyibandoujileduifang。
可惜。
liqingxuehaochudaoshidoushoule，dangenbenkanbushanglinping，duilinpingxianglaidoushihulenghure，ruojiruoli。
yongqianshidehualaishuo，linpingzheijushentideqianzhuren，jiushiyizhichetoucheweide‘tiangou’！
“nibushishuoqingzhushengrizheizhongshiqingzhiyoufansucaihuizaiyi，womenxiulianzhirenyinggaibaxinsifangzaixiulianshangma？”
linpingbaibaishou，dao：“wojuedenidehuahenyoudaoli，nihuiquxiulianba，woyeyaohaohaoxiulianle。”
shuowan，linpingzhijiezhuanshenhuilewu，bingqiebamenjiguanshang。
zheihuocengjingjingranshigetiangou。
guaibudebeiwochuanyueguolaizhanjuleshenti。
yinweitiangoubudehousea！
dangshenme，yebiedangtiangou！
这是男人的尊严！
tiangoutiandaozuihouyiwusuoyou！
我可不吃这一套！
……
……
回到屋里。
linpingjiangqianrenshigetiangoudeshiqingzanshifangzaileyibian。
wuweizachenyouyongshanglexintou，momoditanqidao：“meiyourenhezhengzhao，zenmejiuchuanyueleni？”
tacengjingyehuanxiangguochuanyuezheizhongshiqingyouyitianluozaizijitoushang，zijijianghuizenmeyangzenmeyang。
keshidangzheiyitianzhenzhenglailin，caihuifaxianbingbushineimehaojieshou。
suiranqianshizhishiyigeerbendaxuejijiangbiyedexuesheng，liangongzuodouhaimeiyouzheluo，jialiyemeiyoudiweidengzhetajicheng，gefangmiandouhenputong。
但是，一切安稳啊！
biyehouhuoxuhenhaodegongzuozhaobudao，danzhiyaokennuli，zongshiebuside。
zuizhongyaodeshiguotaiminan，fazhishehui，napashenghuojiannan，shengmingyoubaozhang！
danzaizheigexuanhuanshijie，shengmingkejiumeiyourenhebaozhangkeyanle！
zaizongmenneihaihao，tongmenzhijianbuyunxuyimingxiangbo，shengsisisha。
keshiwaichulilian，jiuyiqiekantianyi。
fengleizongwaimendizisuiranyizhiweichizaiwubaizuoyou，danqueshixiangjiucaiyiyang，huanleyichayouyicha。
meiniandouhuiyoubushaolaorensideqiaowushengxi，zhaoshouxindizibushang。
yizhigouzaizongmenneibuchuqulilian？
xianbushuobuchuwaichulilian，jiumeibanfazuorenwuzhuanquzongmengongxianzhi，duihuanbaowutishengxiuweiheshili。
erqie，zongmenyebushiyangfeiwudedifang，ruguoshiniannei，xiuweidabudaolianqisanzhong，jiudengzhebeiqiangzhianpaiquzuozuiweixian、zuimeirenyuanyizuoderenwuba！
suoyidanglinpinggaoqingchuzijichuanyuehou，meiyouduoshaoxingfen，gengduoshimimanghetante。
shenzhigengyuanyihuiquzuogezhengtianmeishijiudayouxi、kandongmandedanshengouzhainan！
当然。
duiyuzheigenenggouyukongfeixing、yishandaohaidexiuxingshijie，haoqihechongjingyeshiyoude。
danshitadexiuliantianfushizaitaipingpingwuqile！
zheiliangtiantachangshixiulianguo，sudutaimanle，buquhesuoweidetiancaixiangbi，jiusuanzaifengleizongshubaiwaimendizizhong，talianzhongdengdousuanbushang，zhinengsuanxiadeng！
zheiyijingshitajinrufengleizongdedisigeniantoule，danxiuweicaiganglianqiyizhonghouqimeiduojiu！
qizhongyeyoucengjingdelinpingdangtiangou，xinganqingyuanbazijidexiulianziyuanfenleyibanjiliqingxuedeyuangu。
danbuguanzenmeshuo，anzhaozheigesudu，ruguomeiyouyiwai，shinianneilinpingkendingshidabudaolianqisanzhongle。
yunqihaodehua，tahainengpingandeduguoshinianwaimenshengya，ranhoudengzhebeianpaiquzuozuiweixianderenwu，jiusiyisheng。
运气不好……
huoxuzaizheishiniannei，mouciwaichurenwudeguochengzhong，jiuqiaowushengxidesile。
“haihao，yebingquanbudoushihuaixiaoxi。”
molemoyaojiandechuwubaonang，linpinglianshangluchuyisixiaorong。
baonanglimian，chuleyouliangkuaipinzhibuzenmehaodexiapinlingshiwai，haiyouyigeyuping，limianzhuangzhedeshisanli‘peiyuandan’！
shitazaijitianqianwaichuzhixingrenwushi，jiyuanqiaohexia，maozheshengmingweixiancaizhaileyizhupoweizhenguidelingyaohou，huidaozongmenhouduihuande！
peiyuandan，duiyulianqijingdexiulianzhelaishuo，jihushizuiyouyongdedanyao。
fuyongzhihoukeyibangzhuxiulianzhegubenpeiyuandetongshi，younengquchuzazhi，zengqiangxiuwei。
xiaoguobiyonglingshixiulianhaobuzhidaoduoshaobei！
yilipeiyuandan，jiujiazhizhishaoershixiapinlingshi！
zheishilinpingjiarufengleijianzongsinianlai，dedaoguodezuidayibicaichan！
ruguojiangsanlipeiyuandanquanbufuyonglianhua，linpingxiuweitupodaolianqierzhongchuqijiuyouxiwangle。
“咚咚咚！”
henkuai，menwaizaicixiangqileqiaomensheng。
dakaimen，haishiliqingxue。
duiyugangcailinpingjujuetayiqiguoshengrideyaoqing，gujihenyiwai。tahaoburongyizhudongyaoqinglinpingyici，linpingjingranjujueta？
他怎么敢的啊？
suoyiliqingxueyanshenshenchu，mingxianzangzheyunnuzhise。
buguotabingmeiyoufazuo，fanerlianshanghaishijichulexiaorong，kuajiangshuodao：“linping，meixiangdaojitianbujian，nidejuewubiandezheimegaole！rucixiaqu，woxiangxinnishiniannei，kendingnengjiangxiuweitupodaolianqisanzhong！daoshihouwomenliangren，jiukeyiyizhiliuzaizongmenle。”
zheijuhuakansihenputong，jiushiyijukuajianggulidehua。
danzixiyipin，jiuhuifaxianqizhongdaizhehenqiangliedeanshi！
‘yiqiliuzaizongmen’≈‘buxianghenifenkai’
zaizuoyixiayanshenhelianxiang，shibushidaibiaoliqingxuezaianshitaduilinpingyouyisi？xianghetazaiyiqi？
ruguoshiyiqiandelinping，kendinghuizheimexiang，ranhoujidongdebuxing。
zhiyuxianzai，linpingzhishidandandihuidao：“niyijinglianqierzhongzhongqi，shinianneilianqisanzhongjibenmeishenmewenti。wojiuchadeyuanle，meishenmexiwang。”
liqingxuewenyan，xiuqidemeimaoweiweiculecu。
怎么回事？
jintiandelinpingzenmeganjuehenbuduijing？
zhengchangqingkuangxia，linpingtingdaozijizheimeshuo，bugaijidongbuyi，bashenshangdehaodongxidoujizijima？
今天怎么这么淡然？
还跟我谦虚上了？
nigewozheiqianxunimani！
liqingxueneixinyoudianjizao，danhaishinaizhexingzi，zhuangchuzhenchengdishuodao：“zenmehui？linpingniyaoduizijiyouxinxin，woqishiyizhihenkanhaonide。erqie，wotingshuoniqianjitianbushicaizhaidaoleyizhubainianlingcan，duihuanlesanlipeiyuandanma？youpeiyuandanbangzhu，nikendingmashangjiukeyitupodaolianqierzhong，zhuiganshanglaile。”
shuodaozheili，liqingxuehurandunledun。
huafengyizhuan，huanshangleyifurouruodeyangzi，rerenliandidao：“daoshiwo，wokunzailianqierzhongzhongqiyijingdabannianle，yemeiyourenhetupodezhengzhao。shuobudingjiexialaijinian，douhuizhububuqian。”
“ai……yaoshiwoyeyoupeiyuandanjiuhaole。”
jiuchazhijieduilinpingshuo，nidesanlipeiyuandan，nengbunengfenwodian？
daolezheifenshang，linpingdangrannengtingchuhualidexianwaizhiyin。
真是**了！
zenmedaoyijiexiuxianle，douhaiyoulelvchabiaoa？
他就说呢。
zhiqiandelinpingpidianpidiandeguoqu，xiangbangliqingxueqingzhushengri，jieguobeiyikoujujue，shuoxiulianzhongrenmeibiyaoguoshenmeshengri，ranglinpingzheiduanshijianbuyaodajiaota。
jintianyouzhudongyaoqinglinpingyiqiguoshengri。
醉翁之意不在酒。
ganqingshidingshanglelinpingdesanlipeiyuandana！
kanzheliqingxueneiyishuangwumeidedayanjingzhongchongmanyouchou，linpingxinlilengxiaoleyisheng，wendao：“wojideliangnianqian，nitupolianqierzhongdeshihou，jiufuyongguoyilipeiyuandanba？wohaijide，weilemaineilipeiyuandan，nihaizhaowojieleliukuaixiapinlingshilaizhe。”
李清雪闻言愣了愣。
linpingzaicidaluanletadesilu。
woshuowoxianzaixuyaopeiyuandan，nigenwocheliangnianqianganma？
“shia。neicideduokuilinpingnijielewoliukuaixiapinlingshi，wocainengjishimaixianeilipeiyuandan，dapopingjing。”liqingxuezaicidianmingzhuti，chongmanqipandikanzhelinping，youchoudao：“kexizheiciyudaopingjing，quemeiyoupeiyuandanfuyongle。”
“peiyuandandequebuhaomai。zongmenbuyunxuyonglingshiduihuandanyao，zhinengyonggongxianzhi。erqizanmenwaimendizi，duihuanlepeiyuandanhou，yibandoushizijixiulianyongde，henshaohuinalaimailingshi。”
linpingdiandiantou，yilianrenzhen，sihuzaisisuoshenmewenti。
李清雪见状很高兴。
这下稳了！
sanlipeiyuandan，zhishaoyoulianglishizijideba？
不！
shenzhisanlidoushizijide！
nazhidaolinpinghurankaikou：“nipeiyuandanmeiyou，danlingshiyinggaiyouba？liangnianqianniqianwodeliukuaixiapinlingshi，wojideniyizhimeihaiwo。xianzaishibushigaikaolv，haijiwole？”
李清雪：？？？
kanzheduifangmengbideyangzi，linpingxinlianshuangbuyi，
meimei，biegenwozhuangrouruo，wobushinisajiaodeneigeduixiang！
我根本不吃那一套！
buguolinpinghaimeilaidejishuangtaijiu，mashangyemengbile。
【叮！】
【感化系统已绑定】
【bangzhutaren，ganhuataren，jishigongde！dangsuzhubangzhutaren，ganhuataren，shouhuotarenhaogandetongshi，yehuihuodexitongjiyudexiangyinghuibao！dangbeiganhuazheduisuzhuhaogandadaomane，renwujieshu，tingzhijiangli。】
【muqianbeiganhuaduixiang：liqingxue】