“ninini……nizenmekenengshiqinjiangneigeshamate？”
“laozijintiankaimendezishibudui？”
yanzuojianzhinanyizhixin，shenzigengshishifenyouyanlijingerdimomowanghoupingyibancunyoubancun。
jinjiezhewuzhukudang，baohuzijichadianbeihebide“huannandaxiongdi”！
buguoyanzuohuiguoshenzixidaliang，queshikanchulaiyanqiandeyulequanxiaoshengqianligujuranzhenshiqinjiangneihuangmaoguai。
“keke，jirannishiqinjiang，neixianzaijiugenwoquyiyuanjinididishuxue。”
“huozhe，chuchujietedijinizhunbeidechouxueguanhechuxuedai，niganjinzijichouliangdaijiwo，xiaoyewokeganshijianni！”
yanzuoquedingleqinjiangdeshenfen，shunjianyilianbunaifan。
suirantabukefourenqinjiangcikedeyangziqueshiyeshifengyunyoucun。
dan，qinyunjijiangshiqudekeshiminga！
qinjiangshudianxueeryi，yousibule。
矫情个什么劲儿。
“shima？kewogenbenchubuquliangyuezhuangyuan。”
“zenmejiqinyunshuxue。”
qinjiangshihuashishuo，tazhongshenghoubingbujizhetaochuqujiushiqingchuliangyuezhuangyuandeanbaoxitongzaitacengjingbeiyanliangqiujindeyicicitaopaozhongzaoyishengji。
eryanzuonengjinlai，wanquandeyiyutayanshixuemaidechangtongwuzu。
yanzuojianqinjiangjuranzhaozheimebiejiaodeliyou。
dangjiyipaidatui：“haohaohao，zhiyaoniyuanyishuxue，shenmedouhaoshuo。”
“zheishixiaoyedesika，nixianzaijiuquyiyuan！”
qinjiangjieguoka，turanshenchushizhichaoyanzuogoulegou。
颜左：“……”
suiranlaozixiusekecan，dan……zheinanrenzhensuanqilaikeshita‘jiefu’a！
这是嘎哈。
“qinjiang，nibiaoqingbieneimedang，laozibujinnansede！”
shize，qinjiangdebiaoqingqueshiyoudianjianjiande。
yanzuosongyongtaqushuxue，kebujiushibangxiong。
他当然不会轻饶。
“xiaoyanshaoxiangshenmeni，woshizhenyouhuagennishuo。”
“你凑过来点……”
一顿蛐蛐后。
qinjiangganjingliluolikailiangyuezhuangyuan。
“ng，paozheimekuai，guoranshibeixiaoyedeshanliangganhuale。”
“他人不坏！”
yanzuodanshouchenglian，yilianxinwei。
——
一个小时后。
“lairena！qinshaoyoupaole！！”
liangyuezhuangyuanshashiyijijingbao，luanzuoyituan。
“zuoniea！qinshaoyoupaole，zanmenqibushiyouyaozaoyangle！”
“qinshaozhenshibuzhihaodai，zanmenjiada**youqianyouquanshencaihao，nadianbibushangneigeshenmeqingchunxiaohuabaichuchu！”
“hehe，jiutachouchengneiyang，huangmaoshamateyige，yebuzhida**daoditushenme？
tutachengjicha？tutachangnianbujiantianriduyanlong？haishitutasuancaiyu？yousuanyoucaiyouduoyu！tingshuozaiqinjiajiushigewanrenxianni。”
“zheizhongnanren……jianzhizaixingjiangshi，yejiuda**batadangbaobeihudegenyanzhuziside！”
chenluan，yongrenmensiyifaxiebuman。
duiqinjiang，tamenyoutubuwandekushui…
“goule，nimenyoujigenshetoufeiyixinguye？”
徐管家严厉批评道。
zuoweishijiadazuzhongdezhuanyeguanjia，guyejibianzaicha，yebushitamengaiwangyide。
“buhaolexuguanjia，guyeweiletaochuqu，buzhidaobasheijifenshile，xianchangtaixuexingwodoubugankan，chufangquanshixue……”
“zaixianchang，womenfaxianleyanzuoshaoyedeyifu。”
xuguanjiayiting，zhongyubangbuzhule！
“什……什么？”
“woditianyea！haibukuaijida**dadianhua！”
“qinshaoyouzaizuosile。”
laoguanjiaxuanzhedexin，zhongyusile。
zhenggeliangyuezhuangyuansheibuzhidaoqinjianggenbenbuhaorea！
yanliangjiangtabianxiangqiujinzailiangyuezhuangyuan，bufangtalikai，tabiansiyipohuaizhuangyuanlideangguiwujianfaxiebuman。
bujinjiangyaoyuanlimeizhujiazhiqianwandezhenxiyaocaibalezhongliangmaoyijindexiaocai，haijiangmeirikongyunlaidetianshanxueshuinalaijiaocaidi，shangqianwandepaimaijihuapingbeitazaledanggouwan，gaodingsichouchuanglianbeitasihuizuogouwo。
zheihaibuzhi，haixiangrangda**yangdezuizunguidexuelangjitalubianjianlaideyegoupeizhong。
guanjianshi，neigouhaishitiaolaizigou，maodoucanchabuqide，choudelayanjing！
tamenjia“xuewang”caikanbushangni。
meimeixiangqizunguidexuelangyaobeiyitiaolaizigoudianwu，xuguanjiadouhenbudexiantusanshenglaoxue。
zuiyanzhongdeyici，qinjiangshenzhijiangliangyuezhuangyuanfangzhenbaodecaikudianran。
xuguanjiadourenbuzhutiyanjiarouteng。
kejibianruci，da**yesihaobushengqi。
fanerkaixindijiangqinjiangbangzaiyizishang，yibianniezhetadexiabaqingqingcaqutalianshangdetanheihenji，yibianyandishengqiguailifengkuang：“wu……yuanlaiajiangxihuanhuimiea？”
“zhenqiao，woyezuixihuankanbinglengzhucui、minghuayishupinbeifenhuibeipohuaidehuamianni，huidiao……jiuchedishuyuwole，juebuhuibeitouzouleni。”
“多好啊。”
nvrenranzhehongsekoudandezhijiansezeyaoye，chenchutaneishuanghanliangrushedemouziranshangxinghongbingtaizhise。
yanliangshenqingshuzhan，zaihuoguanglituranfuxiashenhenhenwenzhutadechun。
tanlanshunxi，yicunyicungongchenglvedi，xinqingyuyuedijiangtaranshangzijideweidao。
yanliangqingchuan，chuyubennengdiyaojiangyiqielveduo。
zhixigan，yeshiyizhongjizhideshuang！
最先崩溃的是秦江。
“yanliangnifengle？woaiderenshichuchu，nishichuchudexiaoyi，womendoushifenzunjingni！
nibiepengwo，buguannizuoshenme，wodouzhihuijuedeexin！”
qinjiangfafengyibandizhengzha，lunsheigenzijinvpengyouzaijieshangyiqimaijididibuxuedeyingyangpinturanbeiyigesuweimoumiandenvrenzhuazouqiujinyehuibengkuide。
tazhishigeputongren，nengjiandaoyanliangzheiyangdingjicaifashijiadezhangquanda**yeshiqiahaotuolechuchudefu。
yanliangrenyouqinjiangfaxiebuman，tahaobuzaiyi，zuozaihunshenbangmanshengzideqinjiangtuishang，jinhuyiliandijiangtouyikaozaitadejingwo…
“shima？buguanwozuoshenmema？”
“这样呢。”
nvrendeshouturanwangxiayouzou，moshangleyitiaolalian，zhijianwenwenwozhulalianbing。
‘命悬一线’。
chaneijian，qinjiangzhanghonglelian。
“ninini……nibiantai！”
“你刚知道？”
yanliangzuizhonghaishitingshou，meijixuheta。
xuguanjianaoziliguolaiyibiancengjingqinjiangzailiangyuezhuangyuandeguangrongzhanjimenjiurenbuzhunaonaotachongmanzhihuideguangmingding。
“先去厨房看看！”
yixingrenhaohaodangdanglaidaochufang，zhitingchufanglicikejinghailuxuchuanlai“pengpengpeng”zaigutoudeshengyin。
众人：“！！！”
zheishi，suishihaimeijieshu？
“qinjiang，biefafengle，niyijingbeibaoweile，da**yijingzaihuilaidelushangle，niyaoshizai……”
zheishi，zhijianzhengzaichufangliqiaoqiaodadade“xiongshou”zhongyuhuiguotou，yilianxuediliezuiyixiao：
“jiejiehuilaile？neiwodebazheituigujizaikuaidian，jijiejieduntanghe。”
xuelianmohu，fenbianbuchurongmao。
dan，qinjiangyebushimeiyoubeida**bizhejiao“jiejie”deshihou。
xuguanjiatoupifama：jiuming！jialiyoufengleyige！zheigebida**haikongbu。
shalerenjiusuanle，haiyaoduntang？？
buxing，bunengrangtajixufadian。
ta，niuhulu·xuguanjia，bixubaohuda**deanquan！
yushitachaoqiyigenzaojiubeihaodebangqiubangyilianjuejueditarumanshixuejidechufang。
“xuguanjia，nibuyongbang……”
“砰！”
yanzuodongshidihuijue，qinjiangshuoajiezuijinaihezhutonggubaotang，tayaoqinzizaiqinziaotangjiajiehe。
zheiyang，taxiageyuexiangyaodexinkuan**bansaichejiuyouxile。
“qinjiang，shuo，nizheicinongsideshishei？”
xuguanjialaodangyizhuangdijiangxuerencaizaijiaodi，qishiruhongdizhiwen。
“ke……keke……wuwuwu……wu（wo）shi……yanzuoa！”
yanzuokuangdangdaodi，yukuwulei。
niuhulu·zhuangruniu·laoxu：nani？？？
“xiaoxiaoxiao……xiaoshaoye？”
“nishuoshenshenshen……shenme？woyanjiaxiaoshaoyebeinizhuguolile！！？”
yongrenbaobiaomenjitixiabafeile：wandange！
秦江终于完咯！
颜左：？
nicaishizhu！nimenquanjiashizhu！！