第三章:白捡一老婆?

gaodashuairujinhaizaiyanjiuzhebaijiazixitong,suiranbuzhidaozenmeyihuishi,dantamingbaileyigedaoli。

yaomebaijia,yaomedengzhenanzichijiuliyongjiuweiling,zheigedongxitazhenchengshoubule。

chuanyuedaolelingwaiyigeshijie,gaodashuaizhongyushishoulianleyixiaxinshen,kaishiguanchafangjian,yiyankanqu,jieshirangrenjuededaqiangguideshijuegan,yaoburanqiongrenjiazaiyouyigebaijiazixitong,busiyedesi。

fangjianneipumanleheiyu,suizhechuangwaideguanghuisaluojinlai,zhuandongzheqimiaozhiguang,neizhangchuanggengjiabudele,jieshiquziyunuanyuzhicheng,zaidongtianzhonggengshiwuxugaibeizibiankewennuan,zaojiajiudeduoshaole。

“kanlaijialihaishitingyouqiandema。”

gaodashuaihuanhuandituizhelunyi,laidaoleyimianjingzi,shentizhandoudezhanqi,gushoulinxun,yijingshipibaogudeshencaile,zenmekandoujuedeneimedekongbu,kongbupianqulebudabandounenghesiren。

gangzhanqilaibudaojimiaozhong,gaodashuaijiujuedetouyunmuxuan,yi**zuozailunyi,xuruodao:“tiana,wodaodishiduomedexuruo!?”

zhanqilaibudaojimiaozhongjiuyaoyunle,zheiyihounengbunengquxifudoushigewenti,gaodashuaichoua。

“咳咳。”

gaodashuaihuranjuedexiongtanghenmen,xiguanxingdecongxiupaozhongquchuyizhangshoujuan,wuzaizuilikesouyisheng,juedezuiliyoudianxingtian,naqishoujuanyikan,dangchangmeiyoubeihuohuodeheyunguoqu。

yinhongwubidexueluoyinzaishoujuanshang,gaodashuaizhenyaokule,zheideduoxuruoa,douyaosileba?

“zhuyi!zhuyi!zhutideshentisuzhitaichale,henyoukenengdaozhisiwang,qingwuzuoguoduojiliedeyundong。”

“xitong,nijiugaosuwoshenmejilieyundong?”gaodashuaishengwusuoliandewendao。

“zuoxiuxiushi,chufeishentijinengdadao50,ruruoburan,bisiwuyi。”xitongqinglengdehuida。

gaodashuaidouwuyule,xianzaidetabieshuoshijilieyundongle,jiusuanshizhanqilaidougouqiang。

danzheinenggouranggaodashuaimingbaiyigedaoli,yaoxiangguodehao,jiudequbaijia。

咚咚咚。

turanmenwaichuanlaileqiaomensheng。

gaodashuaijiangshoujuanzhongxinfanghao,qingshengdao:“shenmeshi?”

“shaoye,laoyehefurenrangwolaidainiquzhangshengdian。”yidaowenhedenanshengchuanlai。

gaodashuaigangcaidouzhenjingzaishentixuruodefangmianshang,xianzaicaikaishizainaozilimiankanyikanjiyi,yuanlaitahaishiyijiafuguirenjiadeduzi,yaoshenmeyoushenme,weiyidequedianjiushishentitaixuruole。

“en,haode,jinlaiba。”gaodashuaibunengrangwaimianderendengtaijiu。

cishifangmentuikai,jinlaileyimingzhangxiangqingxiudenanzi,qingsezhangpaochuanzaixiuzhangdeshencai,rongmaojunxiu,biaozhundemeinanzi。

junxiunanzishuangshouzhuandong,yizhangbaisehulimaopiguozhulegaodashuaidequti,bimianlewaimiandefengxue,yixiazijiushinuanheduole,gaodashuaimianqiangyixiao,dao:“qingtongshu,womeishi,zanmenzouba。”

likaifangjian,qinglengeryouzhangdezoulang,xiaoxuepiaowu,cangsongtingli,diandianlvyi,naruyanzhong,gengshijuedeyoudianwennuan。

gaodashuaideyanjingkaishidaliangzhewaimian,dunshijianbeiqimiaodechangjingsuoxiyin。

yitiaoyoubaiyunningjieerchengdejietiyanshendaoleyizuodianyu,dianyuweie,rangrenhuangruoshitiantingzhidian,kewangerbukepan,yuncaifeiyang,cifanmoyangzaigaodashuaideyanzhong,diyicijiandao。

“wodaodishilaidaoleshenmedifanga?”gaodashuaixinzhongnannanziyu。

……

高家,长生殿。

dianneimingliang,longwenhuangtu,gupozhizhongqueyunhanzherangrenditoudebadao,chaxiangsiyi,weizheipiananjingzengtianleyifenbuyiyangdesecai,liangjiaduizuo,xianliaoduihua。

yizhangzhuozi,chabeichahu,danyapingchang。

keyaokanchuzheixiechajujiage,jihukeyibarenhesi,lingjiaciciqianlai,bianshixiangyaotanyitannveryugaodashuaizhijiandehunshi。

“fengxiong,liangjiahunshi,zaoyijueding,danwoyezhidaowojiaerzideqingkuang,duoduobaohan。”

gaoyuanfengduanzuorushan,xiongziweian,heifarumo,qingyingwudong,quecishicikeshiyimingcifu。

“bububu,woyexiangzhidaorujinshuaierdeqingkuang。”lingyifenglianlianbaishou。

tamingbailingjiayugaojiazhijiandechajurutianhedi,danshiweilezijidenveryihoubuyaoshougua,tadezuochuyixienulicaixing。

“xinshang,ruduanjuelexiulianzhilu。”

youyounvsheng,chongmanlewunai,fachucishengyindeshiyiweijuemeinvzi,fengguanxiayi,jueshiqingcheng,furuningzhi,neiyitan,gengshidaochulexinzhongwufayanyudeaishang。

gaoyuanfengpailepaiqizideshoubei,qingshengdao:“zian,meishide,zanmenerzibushineimedebukan。”

zhouzianqingdianqinshou,mouguangyizhuan,kanxianglingdanxuan,zhanluxiaoyan,dao:“danxuan,xujiuweijian,kezhenyuelaiyuepiaoliangle。”

“ta……zhendemeibanfalema?”lingdanxuanmanmiaoshenzizhanqi,wenhougaoyuanfengyuzhouzian,chunjiaoweiweiyiyao,xiaoshengwendao。

“suoyiwomenxiwangninenggoupeibanzaitadeshenbian,rangtakaixin,keyima?”zhouzianwenroudepengzhelingdanxuandeyushou,qingshengdao。

lingdanxuanhuiyiqixiaoshihouyugaodashuaizhijianxiangchuguoyiduanshijian,tekeai,danzhangdazhihoutajinrulongfengxuefu,jiubutongle,yigeshenmedoubuhuidefeichai,quebuyuanyijiejinta。

haiweidengdaolingdanxuandaying,zhangshengdiandedianmenbeituikaierlai,muzhilunyishangzuozhegushouruchaidegaodashuai,shenhoushizuoqingtong,zhouzianyugaoyuanfengjiandaoerzi,jieshiluchulechongnidexiaorong,keyanzhongdebeitonganzangqilai。

“die,niang,nimenzhaowoyoushi?”

gaodashuaishuohuaguishuohua,danyanshenpiaoxianglelingdanxuan,laishiqingtongshugentashuole,lingjialaitanqinshile。

zheibatajigaoxinghuaile,lailebaijianyilaopo?

lingdanxuanshencaigaotiao,linglongyouzhi,duoyifenxianpang,shaoyifenxianshou,baisepifengpizaixiangjian,heihongzhangpaoqueliuzhuanchuleyujieneibanbukesiyidemeigan,xiongqiandelunkuokeweishiaoren,yujiecaishizuihaode。

“shuaier,guolai,haijidetashisheima?”

zhouzianlianbuqingyi,shuangshoufuzhulegaodashuailunyi,manmantuilai,daolelingdanxuandemianqian,yanranwendao。

“zhangdehenpiaoliang,danyedoubuzhongyao,dieniang,nimenyouqianma?”gaodashuairenzhendedalianglingdanxuan,hentanchengdeshuolechulai。

lingdanxuanwenyanxintoubuzhiweiheqingqingyitiao,xiayijuhuaquerangzhangshengdianneiderenjieshidengdayanjing。