第3章 告黑状还带倒打一耙

地下室内。

beihanjialiuzidouzai,beihanxiaopaixingdisan,beihanjiatuanchongyiba!

luzekaishibeizhishangshaoqianfei,danpiqitebiebaodelaoerbeihanyanhequantianxialaozizuishuaideziliankuangbeihanxiyiqizhualaide。

xianzaizhengbeishouzhicudetielianbangzaishizijiashang。

“saner,zouta,nachuniyiqianzouwomendehenjinger,henhenzousitayade!”shuohuadeshilaoerbeihanyan。

beihanxigenzhefuhe:“dui,zousita,womenbeihanjiaderenkeyipalaopo,danjueduibunengpalaopodejianfu!”

beihanxiaoxianzaishoujuyang,juxiangzouluzekai,xiangdeyanjingdoumaoxueguangle,dantarenzhule,miansexiongcandeshuo:“wobupaxinglude,danwopawolaoposhengqi!”

zuotianlaopohaoburongyiduitahaoleyidiandian,jiaoletahaoduobiansangegehelaogong。

tabuxianglaopoyoujiaotashenjingbing、fengzi!

zheizhendeshiyongzuidiaodeyuqishuozhezuisongdehua。

beihanxichadianqidaozibi,tasangenengbunengzhiqiandian?

“sange,wohuafangzheierle,nijintianyaoshibuzouzheixinglude,womenjiuduanjuexiongdiguanxi,woshuodaozuodao!”

beihanxiliaoxiahenhua,haishiyanseanshigegedidimenpeiheta。

qitajigexiongdiyejianbudebeihanxiaozheifulaobuzhiqiandeyangzi,fenfenfangxiahenhua,yongduanjueguanxiweixiebeihanxiao。

lianyixiangyidajiazhangzitaiguanaididimendelaodabeihanxiandoubiaotaile。

bushuorangbeihanxiaobaluzekaizheibiesanzousi,danzhishaoyaozoudaomianmuquanfei!

gansongyongmoqihetasiben,jianzhizhaosi!

shuobaile,xiongdijigejiushibuganquzhaomoqidemafan,suoyicaibaguoquankoudaocongfanluzekaitoushang。

beihanxiaotingdaogegedidimenfangwanhenhua,wanquanmeiyouyisiyouyujiukaikoushuo:“neijiuduanjue……”guanxiba!

zhishihoumiandehuameishuochukou,jiubeicongcongganlaidemoqidaduanle。

“nimenhaishibushiqinxiongdi,juranbiwolaogongzuozheimexuexingdeshiqing,taneimeshanliangganjing,gaoguiruxue,yinggaibeibaohuqilaide!”

yaonvjingranshuochuzheizhonghua!

beihanjiadeliuxiongdidouzhenjinghuaile。

buguohenkuaifanyingguolaishitaolu。

“sange,nibiexintashuode,tazheishizaijiniguanmitang,quxianjiuguojiuluzekai!”beihanxixianggequanhunjunqingxingdezhongchendadanjinyan。

“duiduidui,zheiyaonvyiqiandoushuonishimogui,shiangzangchouloudelaji!”beihanyanyejiarulezhongchenxinglie。

“sange,tahailaomanishenjingbing,fengzi,zenmebuqufengrenyuan!”laowubeihanlihelaoliubeihanjingyiqibuchong。

dajiazhangbeihanxianmeijiadaigerenzhuguanyiduan,zhichengduleyigeshishi:“saner,zuotianmoqipianniheduyaole,haibaniheruhuaguanzaiyiqi!”

yaobushitajishigandao……haoba,jiusuantabujishigandao,saneryebuhuichushi!

tahuagangshuowan,xiongdisigemuguangyizhidekanxiangta:dagebukuishidage,bushuohuazeyi,yishuohuabixuyizhenjianxue!

ganjuezheiciquanqingxinghuichenggong,sangekendingnengkanqingmoqineiyaonvdezhenmianmu,ranhoujiangtaganzou!

beihanxishizheiyangxiangde,qitajigexiongdiyeshizheiyangxiangde。

然而事实——

“laogong,woshuodeshizhende,womeiyoupianni,”moqixianggexiaonaibaozhuangjinbeihanxiaohuaili,45duyangzhetou,jiaohandekanzheta,“wolaogongjiushishanliangganjing,gaoguiruxue,congjintianqi,benshaojundehougongweinibeihanxiaoduchong!”

zuihouyijuhuamoqishuodetebiebaqi,daizhemojieshaojundekuangbaxuankuzhuai,siyierzhangyang。

pei,haibenshaojundehougong,niyiweinishixianxiajulideebatouzima?

beihanxizaixinlifengkuangtucao,xianqimoqi,taneibuzhiqiandesangequeshifenpengchang。

xiangzhibeishunlemaodexiaonaigoubalazhemoqi:“qibaoyaoshuohuasuanhua,zhichongwoyigeren!”

敲尼玛哦!

beihanxidouyaobaocule,mailidepaoxiao:“sange,tazaipiannia,tazhendezaipianni,wogandadutajiexialaijiushirangnifanglexinglude,jueduishi!piannishigou!”

qitajigexionggegedidifengkuangdiantou,biaoshizantongbeihanxishuode。

beihanxiaodouyoudianxiangxinle,zhuyaoshimoqipianguotaduoci,pianchuxinliyinyingle,tahaipamoqiyoupianta!

xiangdaomoqikenengpianta,beihanxiaojiukongzhibuzhubaoli,yanzhongheianfengbaoningju。

neidaizhehuimietiandideyinsenkebuqiximanyankailai,fangfokongqidouzaizheiyikejingzhile。

suoyourendaqidoubuganchuanyige。

baokuomoqizheigecongwujianlianyulipahuilaidemojieshaojundoubeihedaole,dangengduodeshixinteng。

yinweitapinchulebeihanxiaobaolipianzhibeihoudezibeiyubuzixin!

tayiqiandouganlexieshenmechunshi,jingrangyigejiwanqianchongaiyuyishendetianzhijiaozibiandezibei?

moqibijianfansuan,dianqijiaojian,shuangshouquanshangbeihanxiaodebozi,baji,zaitachunshangqinleyikou。

erhou,etoutiezhetade,simuxiangdui,renzhendebaozheng:“laogong,woshuozhende,wojiusuanqipianquanshijie,woyebuhuipianni!”

suoyibuyaozibei,buyaohaipa!

wanqiule,sangeyaobeiyaonvmideliuqinburenle!

怎么办?

dageerge,wudiliudi,xiangxiangbanfaya!

beihanxikanzhezijiabuzhiqiandesangegaoxingdexianggeershazisidekanzhemoqi,jiuchameiwulianwawadakule。

buzhidaoshibushitaishangxinyujuechanshengcuojuele,tahaiganjuedaoyiguweixiandeqixi。

下一秒–

尼玛,不是错觉!

beihanxiyanjingdengyuandekanzhemoqi,zhitingjiantashuo——

“laogong,womeishuoguoneixiehua,yemeijuedenizang,shitamenwumiewo,wokanchulaile,tamenjiushixiangtiaobowomendefuqiguanxi,tamenjiushijianbudewomenhao!”

妖女,你不要脸!

gaoheizhuanghaidaidaodayipa!

beihanxiqideganjinjieshi:“ge,womenmeiyouwumieta,wotemeyongwodegoutou,pei,rentoudanbao,wojueduimeiyouwumieta,gengmeiyoutiaobolijian,meiyou!”

neijiashi,jiuchaxiaguiduzhoufashimingzhile!

beihanxiaozhengzaibeimoqizhiyu,hunshenqixidouhenrouhe,kanbuchulaiyoumeiyoushengqi,huozhexiangxinmoqishuode。

他也没有说话。

daoshimoqi,diyishijianqiangsheng:“nijiuyou,sanfanliangcineihanwoyaojiuluzekai,ha,wohuijiuneizhonggoudoubuxiangkenyikoudelaji?nizaikaishenmewanxiao!”

ha,zheishuodeshenmeguihua!

gegedidimen,nimentingjianlema?moqigangzaimaluzekailaji?

怎么可能!

beihanjiadeliuxiongdiquandouzhenjingdetongkongdizhen。

baokuobeiwuhuadabang,zuilisaizhechouwazi,pinmingjimoqishiyansedanyizhibeiwushidelajibenjiluzekai。

tadouzhenjingdedengyuanyanjingkanzhemoqi,douwangjijitashiyansele。