jiangtingyushizhongbuxiangdianxiatijiaojianlidexuanxiang。
tazainaohailihexitongliaotian:“tong,wobuxiangdangbaomu,ninengbunengrangnanzhuzijilaizhaowo?”
xitongshizhenwunengweili,shanggexiaoshijiejieshuhousuzhujiuxiangyitanruanrouyiyangtangzaixitongkongjiandishangbukenqilai。
taxiangsuzhuyinggaishishebudenanzhu,shuokeyifengcunqingganhuozhejiyi。
suzhuchenmobanshanghoushuoyaofengcunqinggan。
[suzhuwozhishigexitong,bunengcaokongnanzhudedatui。]
[buguosuzhunifangxin,shanggeshijiewomenmaixiaohuangshuhuodedejifenkeyimaiyigejiqiren,zainiganhuodeshihoukeyirangjiqirenjietishenti。]
tingxitongzheimeshuo,jiangtingyucaidianxiatijiao,zheidiannaoshiqibanianqiandeershoulaogudongle,yizhiyougequanzhuanazhuande。
“wei,niyaoquyingpindangbaomu?”
baiwanwanbuzhidaoshenmeshihouzhandaolejiangtingyushenhou,dingzhediannao。
jiangtingyulanlandidiantou:“adui。”
baiwanwanjiangmuguangfangdaojiangtingyudecelianshang,yaoleyaoya。
diannaopingmudelengguangzhaoshezaijiangtingyuhaowuxiacidejifushang,xiangshiweitadushangyicengrouguang,wuguangengshijingzhiliti,bukefangwu。
pingshenmezheiyangyizhangpiaoliangdelianyaozhangzaiyigeqiongguishenshang?
laotianyeyetaibugongpingle!
baiwanwanlenghengyisheng:“woquannihaishibiequle。”
jiangtingyuchengzhelianniutoukanta:“za?”
nengchengweinvzhu,rongmaoziranbuhuicha,yitouyamase**lang,wuguanmingmeizhangyang,yishuangdadadexingyanyouweitatianlejifenkeai。
buguoyifushengqilingrengaogaozaishangdezitai,shengshengladiletadeqizhi。
baiwanwanshouzhijuanzhezijidefawei,shangshangxiaxiadaliangleyixiajiangtingyu。
baichenyiheniuzikudouxidaofabaile,jiaoshangdexiezigengshishanzhaiditanhuo,hunshendoutouluzhepinqiongdeqixi。
tazheifumoyangxiemianneigenanrenshijueduibuhuikanshangtade。
jiangtingyuzhitingbaiwanwankeboyouzixindao:“wozhidaoniqujiyouqianrendangbaomucundeshishenmexinsi,buguonidexiangfazhudingshiyaoluokongde。”
“nisuiranzhangdehaokan,danshiyishenqiongsuanqi,weiweisuosuomeiqizhi,neixieyouqianrenshikanbushangnide。”
“buxiangwo,mingmeizhangyang,qichangshizu,shitamenyiyanjiuhuiaishangdeduixiang。”
shangbeizitajiushizaijintiankanjianjiangtingyudiannaoshangdezhaopinxinxi,haoqizhixiasousuoleyixiabieshudezhuren。
faxianshiashiyoumingcaifaxieshijituandedongshizhangxiemian,wangshangtadezhaopianwuguanshensuiliti,zhangdejiqipiaoliang,shitaxihuandekuan。
yushitajiuwenjiangtingyuyaolailezhaopinxinxi,yetoulejianli。
jieguoyijianmian,faxianxiemianzhangdehezhaopianshangdebuyiyang。
yanxiawuqingmanyantonghong,pifugengshibaidegenguiyiyang,hunshenshangxiadoushiyinyuguiyideqixi。
taxihuandeshiyangguangkailangdananhaizheikuande,bushinanguizheizhongexindedongxi。
简直就是照骗!
buguoweileyigeyueshiwankuaidegongzi,tahaishimianweiqinandeliuxiale。
jiangtingyubuxianglita,dandande“e”leyisheng,xiwangtakuaidianzoukai。
baiwanwanjiantazheifushenmedouwusuoweidemoyang,xiangshiyiquandazailemianhuashang,qibudayichulai。
“wokejinggaoguonile,nimianshikendingbuhuichenggong,jiubiebaifeigongfule,daoshihoukebiezaiqinshikukutitizhaocunzaigan。”
jiangtingyutounaofangkongkanzhediannao,neigelanquanyijingxiaoshile,xianshijianlitijiaochenggong。
“weibaiwanwan,nishuohuataiguofenleba。”
shiyouatingbuxiaqule,chulaiduita:“nijiazhuhaibiandea,guanrenjiaganma?pingshizaiqinshizuiaizhaocunzaigandejiushinile,woyijingrennihenjiule!”
“pingshiweishengweishengbuzuo,lajilajibudiu,kongdiaofeihaituoqianlewomenlianggeyuede,yifujingchangduizaitonglifachou,xianzaihaiduoleyigeeyichuaicebierendeaihao,yaobushikannizhangdehaokanbuxianghuairen,pingshihaijiwomensongxiaolingshi,wozaojiubaniguaxuexiaobiaobaiqiangle!”
shiyoubchulaidangheshilao:“xinglexingle,womendoushiyigeqinshide,yaohuxiangbaoronglijie。”
shiyouayebufangguota:“haiyouni,mingmingshiwodehaopengyou,jieguowomeicichaojianidouzaidayuanchangbubangwo,woyerennihenjiule!”
jiangtingyuzhengzhedayanjingzuozaiweizhishangkantamenchaojiakandijinjinyouwei,jiuyebeishiyouadingshangle。
“haiyouni,ni,ni,nizhengtianyishengbuhang,zaochuwanguide,meiciyaoxuexiaoyaotongjiqinshirenshuwodouhuibaniwangle,haiwoyaoxiangbantiancainengxiangqinidemingzi!”
jiangtingyuyuqizhenchengdao:“duibuqi,wojiaojiangtingyue。”
shiyouazhualeyibatoufa:“wozhidao!”
baiwanwanbeishiyouzheiyangshuo,yijingqidaoyuandibaozhale,haobantiancaizhizheshiyouadama:“nisuanshenmedongxi,baozaodelaomuzhuchicuoyaoleba,jingranganzheiyangshuowo!”