表姐结婚请我们吃198团购套餐,我反手让新郎破产第1章

第1章

biaojiejiehun,bamalelingwobixutuidiaojintianderongzitanpandaochang。

ziconggongsiguzhipobaiyihou,erlaozongshiniantaocaibuwailu,yingshirangquanjiazaiqinqimianqianzhuanglesanniandepinkunhu。

wosuishoujiucongchekukaileneitaizuididiaodemaicaiche,heisehuiteng。

jiudianmenkou,baoanguozheyuyiqiaojiwodechechuang:

“wei,songhuozouhuoti!zheishihunyanzhuanyongchedao,nimenzheizhong......”

wohuanhuanjiangxiachechuang,biaojiefudebabazhoutianchenglengchiyisheng:

“pasateyepeitingzhulou?nimenjitamenanpaidaogqutingchechang,jidebaijigegelidun,bierangzheipocheguadaobinkedebaoshijie!”

他斜眼瞟我们:

“nvfangneibiandedeqinqishangcaijiushang198detuangoutaocan,bugou?bugoujiuqulajitonglitaodianzaoshangjiuxideshengcai。”

“nimenzheizhongqiongsuanqinqi,nengchishangrehufanjiugaiganendaidele。”

wolenglengyixiao,qingqinganzhumamafadoudeshou。

yushuishunchuangliuxia,woturanxiangqishangjiducaiwubaogao。

zhoushijituanfuzhailv237%,erwodejijin,jiushitamenzuidadezhaizhu。

1.

mamazhuazhebabadeshoubeiliansefabai:

“laoshen,manman,yaobu......yaobuwomenjiubujinquleba?”

她又扭头看我:

“nibiaojieshishuojiehunyaoniangjiarenchengchangmian,kezheiyousuanzenmehuishia......zanmen,zanmenbiejinqujirentiandule。”

babameitoujinsuo,huxiyouxiejicu。

woquezhijuedefennuyoukexiao,chengchangmian?renshengyihan?

biaojieshenjialingqianqiuwanqiu,feiyaobamadaizhewochuxihunli,shuomeiyouwomenjiushitarenshengdeyihan。

“ma,biaojiekeshizaidianhualiqianqiuwanqiu,shengleijuxiadishuomeiyounimenhewolaichuxihunli,jiushitazheibeizizuidadeyihan,hunlidoubuwanzhengle。”

我勾起唇角:

“huadoushuodaozheifenshangle,rangbiaojiehunlizhenyoushenmeyihanqibushitaikexile?wodaoyaohaohaokankan,womenquledaodinengzenmemibutadeyihanle。”

jirannengshuochuzheizhonghua,neiwohaifeidekankan,zheixierenyaozuoshenmechunshi。

chetingzaizuipianpidejiaoluo,zhoutianchengpailailianggebaobiaoshouzhe:

“jiutingzhei,bieluandong!”

“fangxin,womengeliangjiuzaizheishouzhe,wanyicheweibugoule,fangbianbazheipochenuozou,jiguiketengdi。”

meiyouyingbin,meiyouzhiyin。

zhiyouyigechuanzhezhoubababaoanzhifudenanrenmanlianbunaifan:

“mocengshenmeni?zhenhuiqi,ganjindeganjinwo。”

talvxianzouleguoqu,caizaiyounihaichongmanlajidesuoweidenvfangqinyouzhuanyongtongdao。

tongdaoliangbianduimanlegugunangnangdelaji,jizhifeipangdecangyingwengwengzuoxiang:

“wei,nimenkuaidiangenshanga,kanshalea?zheikeshiwuxingjijiudian!zhouzongteyifenfude,rangnimennvfangqinqizouzheizhuanyongtongdao,timianba,yibanrenxiangzouhaizoubushangni。”

tayuqilidechaofengyuyouyueganrangmamaxinjingroutiao。

mamachuanletazuixihuandeqipao,xiaoxinyiyidishitubikaidishangdewuziheshuikeng。

turan,tajiaoxiayihua,zhenggerenshiqupinghengchaopangbianduidegaogaodelajidaoqu。

woyanjishoukuai,yibajinjinlazhutadegebo,caimianqiangjiangtazhuailehuilai。

baoanmeiyousihaodedanxin,fandaoliekaizuixiaole:

“zeze,xiaoxindianadajie,zheizhuanyongtongdaojinguizheni,shuaihuailenikepeibuqi!kuaidianzou!biedanwushijian。”

tacuicuzhe,fangfowomencaishishenmeangzangdelaji。

babafuzhemama,yixiangwenhedelianshangqidefahong。

tuikaizuihouneidaomen,zheneryulongdehunliyinleshenghedingfeiderenshengchuanlai。

yanhuitinglijinbihuihuang,binkemenyeyanxiaoyanyan。

lijintaishezhizaizuixianyandeweizhi,jiumazhangjiyanyanshenpiaoguowomen,quefangfoburenshiyibanyizou。

mamashenxiyikouqi,shuangshoujiangneigechendiandiandehongbaodidaozhangjiyanmianqian:

“saozi,jintianshijialingdaxiderizi,zheishiwomendeyidianxinyi,zhuxinrenbainian......”

zhangjiyanfangfozheicaikandaowomen,kuazhangdiaiyouyisheng。

zhouweideshengyinfangfodoujingzhile,meigerendemuguangdousiyousiwudiluozaiwomenshenshang。

zhangjiyandemuguangdinggezaimamashoushang:

“you,zheishiduoshaoa,didi,dimeirangnimenpofeileha。”

zhangjiyanshenchudaimanjinjiezhideshou,zhijienieqihongbaodehoudu,fangfozaidianliangyikuaifeirou。

“ze......rangwoshushukana。”

2.

haowuzhengzhao,zhangjiyandangzhongsikailehongbaofengkou,yidiezhanxindechaopiaobeitachoulechulai。

“yi、er、san......ershi......wushi......bashi?”

zhangjiyandezuijiaoxiangxia,yueshulianshangdebiyiyuejiashen:

“shenmingqian,guoshuyu!nimenjiunabaqianbabaibashibalaidafaqinwaishengnvdehunli?nimenhaiyaobuyaolian!”

“jialingshizenmegennimenshuode?haizhiwangnimennengjitachengchangmian,nimendafajiaohuazini?qinzhinvjiuzheimekoumen?nimenyijiasankouchuandegentaonanside,cunxinlaijiwomentiandudeba!”

zhouweiyilunfenfen,hongxiaoqilai:

“zhouzongzheigeqinjiamupola,zhenshishangbudetaimian,jialiqinqiyekoukousousou,yijiaziqiongsuanhuo。”

“guaibudezhouzongrangtamenzouhoumen,nvfangqinqizheimeqiongsuan?wowenzheshenshanghaiyouyigulajiwei,zheishizaoyemeixijiulaile?”

“nibieshuo,zhouzongzheiqinjiazhenshimaquefeishangzhitoubianfenghuangge,yeguaibudebudaijianzheixieqinqi,gandedoubushirenshier,zeze。”

mamalianshanghaowuxuese,babazaiyerenbuzhule,mengditaqianyibu:

“zhangjiyan,niyetaiguofenle!”

“guofen?nimenyijiaziqiongsuanguilaidaqiufengjiusuanle,kannimenzheizangxixideyangzi!zaikanzheidianqian,nimenhaiyoulianshuowoguofen!”

shengyinyuelaiyueda,shenjialingkuankuanzoulaidayuanchang:

“aiyou,ma,kuairangshushushenshenhebiaomeiluozuoba,zaizheilichaochaonaonaozhoujiakanjianlexiangshenmeyangzi。”

bamaqidefadou,shenjialinghaibaneixieqianyousaihuimamashouzhong。

我轻轻扶住两个人:

“ba、ma,lisongdaole,womenluozuoba,haoxihaizaihoutouni。”

yanhuitingqianmianyijingbeizuoman,zhiyouyingshengshengsaizaiyanhuitingjiaoluodeyizhangsuliaozhuokongkong。

shijizhanglianjiadesuliaodengjinjinweiraozhezhuozi,yijingyoujigeqinqiluozuo,liansedouhennankan。

yanhuitingqianmianshixuebaidecanbu,shehuadedazhuo,lundaonvfangqinqidezuoweiqueshipopolanlandesuliao。

babachenmodilakaiyizhangsuliaodengrangmamazuoxia,muguangsisidingzhekongdangdangdezhuomian:

“ai,dagedasaojiushizheiyang,weiqunimenniangliangle。”

wopingjingdizuoxia,xinzhongzhijuedehuangmiu。

zhuozihenkuaibeiweiman,shibagerenzuoyizhangxiaoyuanzhuo,shizaizuobuxiaderenzhinengzhanzhe。

meiyoufuwuyuanguolaidaocha,jigerenzhanzaiyuandi,saodemiansexiuhong。

buzhidaoguoleduojiu,zhongyuyoufuwuyuantuizhecancheguolai。

butongqianmianmeiliheshandeliyi**,tacubaodijiangjigedawanzazaixiaozhuoshang,tangzhisijian。

“nuo,nimende**taocan,kuaichiba。”

meilaidejidengwomenshuohua,fuwuyuanyijingdayaodabaidizoule。

zhuozishangbaizhejizhihaiwan。

yidiezhadeganbieweisuodejichijian,zhadejiaohei,yaoyikoukongpanengbengdiaoya。

yipanchaodexisuideqingcai,hunzhejipianchunfeideroupian。

canjuyeshiyicixingdesuliaowankuai。

zuozhederenmeiyouyigerendongkuai,yanhuitingqianmiandenanfangqinyouquchuanlaifuwuyuanwenroudebaocaimingsheng:

“aozhoulongxiacishen,ninqingmanyong。”

“baozhikouliaocan,xiaoxintang。”

......

tamendejingzhicipanlifangzhexiangqipubidecaiyao,xiangweimimankailairangwomengengmeileshiyu。

mamakanzhezhuoshangdecai,jialezhimaqiufangjinzuilishibuzhiwei。

眼泪在眼眶中打转。

ganggangdefuwuyuanzouguolaiweiwomendaozhuozishanghunzhuodebaikaishui,shuangshouyiwandaozaibabadetuishang:

“aiyou,zhenshibuhaoyisia,nimenzheizhuobutaihuale。”

meiyourenhebiaoshi,tazhuanshenjiuzoule。

mamayongzhijinjitacashi,quebeibabadangkaile。

jiuzaizheishi,lingyimingfuwuyuantuizheshoucanjudechezouguowomenzhuo,shengyinjida:

3.

“ai,zheizhuoshituangoudeneigeshirentaocanba?198deneige?keqianwanbieshangcuole。”

shuowan,tahaiteyipiaolewomenyiyan,lianshangquanshibiyi。

jigeqinqilianpibo,niutoujiuzoule:

“nimenzheijianzhishiqirentaishen!yihouwomenjijiabiezailaiwangle!”

爸爸也站起身要走。

shenjialingkandaozheibiandeluanxiang,wanzhezhangfuzhouhanfenghuangleguolai。

tazhuangrongjingzhi,jiangneizhidaizhesankelazuanjiedeshouzhiteyiluchulai,xiaodexujia:

“aiyou,shushushenshen,biaomei,nimenzaizheiera!”

tayuqilidaizhekuazhangdeqinni:

“chidezenmeyang?zheikeshiwotedijinimenxuandeyangshengcan,nimenpingchangchidejiucha,jiejianguanle,yixiazichidayudarouduishentibuhao!”

shenjialingyanshensaoguozhuoshangjihumeizenmedongguodecai,kuazhangdiwuzhuzui:

“yi?shushushenshen,nimenzenmedoubudongkuaizia?shibuheweikouma?xiaofeng,nikantamenduokeqi,doubushedechi~”

zhouhanfenglianshangyeguazhexiao,yanshenquejugaolinxia:

“shushu,shenshen,nimenbiekeqia。zheixiecaisuirankanzhe.......e,posuledianba,danshijiankanga。nimenchibuwanyebielangfeia。”

tazhaolezhaoshou,ganggangneigetaiduaomandefuwuyuanpidiandianpaoguolai,shoulinazhejiudiandedabaodai。

周汉峰吩咐:

“nimenjishushushenshendabaoyixiaba,jiuyongzuihaodehezi,nahuiqukanzheyetimian。daihuiqu,hainengrerechihaojidunni,doushihaodongxi,biezaotale。”

shenjialingyewuzhezuigegexiaoqilai:

“jiushiya,shenshen,nimenzaijiajiushengguanle,kenengshiyinweimeiqianzhinengzheimejieyue。nimenbazheixiecaidabaohuiqumanmanxiangyong,nimensangeshizuogongjiaolaideba?neiyesuanmeibailaizheiyitang,zhanzhanxiqima。”

fuwuyuanrenzhexiao,dongzuoculudibaneixiecaiyigunaodidaojinhezili。

benlaijiumaixiangbujiadetanghecaihunhezaiyiqi,gengshixiandeexin。

zhouweikanrenaodebinkebaofachugengjiajiliedexiaosheng,shenzhiyourendakaishoujipaizhao。

mamadeshentizhandou,babayeqideyixiazizhanqishenlai,zhigougoudingzheshenjialinghezhouhanfeng。

wozhanqishenqingqinganzaibabajianbangshang,muguangsaoguozaichangzhongren。

zheijinianjianduoledafengdalang,rangwoqingxubutaiwailu。

jiumalianshangyifukanhaoxidebiaoqing,wohuanhuankaikou:

“biaojie,biaojiefu,nimenzheifenzhanxiqidexinyi,womenxinlingle。”

“buguo......”

wodemuguangluozaihaizaidididadaliuzhetangzhidedabaoheshang,chunjiaogouqiyimolengxiao:

“buguo,zheixiehaocai,haishiliujigengyouxuyaoderenba。bijingnimenzhoujiakanqilaigengxuyaoshengchijianyong,jubanhunliyeyaorucijiesheng,kanlailixuyaonimenquwaimiandabaoduriderizi,yebuyuanle。”

huayinluoxia,zhenggejiaoluoxianruyipiansiji。

shenjialingdeyidixiaojiangzailianshang,zhouhanfenglianseyeshudiyinchenxialai。

zhoujiaxiangzaiwomenyanqianbaipu,shenjialingyigemeinaozidechunzhu,haixianggenzhecaizijiniangjia,niangjiaburuyi,tayounengyoushenmehaochu?

wolandezairen,nachushoujikuaisufachuyitiaoxunxi。

“shifenzhong,daizhecaiwubaobiaoguolaiba。”

4.

shenjialingyuzhouhanfengliansetieqing,zaitingdaowoshuozheijuhuahouqiqipuchiyishengxiaole。

shenjialingxiaodehuazhiluanzhan:

“biaomei?nimobushishixinfengleba?nineixiaogongzuoshihaiyoucaiwubaobiaoni?shushushenshenkedoushuole,nimenjiusangeren,jizaiyigepoxiezilouligaoshenmexiaozuofang,liangezhengjingqiantaidoumeiyouba。haicaiwubaobiao,bieshinaexcelbiaogehunongrenba,biedazhonglianchongpangzile。”

zhouhanfengyerenjunbujin,qingmiedeshangxiadaliangwo:

“biaomei,nizheizhuangmozuoyangdebenshizhenshijianzhanga,zenme?nineigegongsidecaiwuzongjianshiqigongxiangdancheguolaima?yaobuyaowopaigesijiqujienineiweigaoguana?”

takeyijiazhongyuqi,zhouweiderengengshihongtangdaxiao。

“zhouzongzheierxideniangjiarenkezhenshigegeshiqicai,198decaihaiyaodabaohuiqurehaojidunchi,jiuzheikechenyangerhaiyoushenmegongsini?”

“nishibuzhidao,xianzainianqingrengaogeshenmexiaoshengyijiujiaogongsila,womenlouxiamaibobojidehaishuozijishidongshizhangni,xiaobuxiaorendela?”

“zeze,zhenshidiurena,jirandouzheiyanglehailaihunlidiushenmerena,zhenshirangrenkanzhejiuhaisaola,chuandeyepopolanlande,zhenshimeichuxia。”

jiumazhangjiyanjianzhiliangyanfangguang,tafeijingdijidaorenqunzuiqianmian,lianshangquanshibiyi:

“shenyuman!nigoule!haixianbugoudiurenma?”

tajianlidesangyinyadaoquanchangdehongxiaosheng,chenggongjujilezhongrendemuguang。

“nikankannibahaohaodehunlinaochengshenmeyangle!shenmingqian,guoshuyu!nimenliangzenmejiaoyangdenver?zhenshiliandourangtadiujinle!shenyuman,nizijichuangyeshibai,hundeliangoudouburu,neishinizijimeibenshi!nihaiganbaqisadaonibiaojiededaxirizishang,zheishiyaolazhequanjiarengenniyiqidiurenxianyana!”

zhangjiyanchuixiongdunzu,fangfoshouletiandadeweiqu:

“womenshenjiazenmejiuchulenizheimeyigebuzhidaotiangaodihou、manzuipaohuochedebaijiawanyi!haicaiwubaobiao?nipianguini?nibamashengchijianyongzandianguancaibenburongyi,shibushidoubeininachuqudashuipiaochengmenmianlea?”

jiumadehuayushifenjuyoushandongxing,rangjigelaotoulaotaitaidouyueyueyushixiangchongshanglaizemawo:

“jiushi!xiaoguniangxinbitiangaomingbizhibo,yiweirenrendoushizhouzongni?”

“zijimeibenshi,haijianbudeqinqihao,kendingshikanzijibiaojieyoulegehaozheluoxinlijidu,zaihunlishangnao,meijiaoyang!”

“tabamayeshikelian,shangliangbuzhengxialiangwai,yangchuzheimegebudongshide!”

babaqidehunshenfadou,zuichunduosuozhefanbo。

mamashenseganga,dishengaiqiuzhejiuma:

“saozi......bieshuole......qishi,manmanta......”

“别说了?”

zhangjiyanyinliangyishunjiantaigao,mengdituikaimama:

“guoshuyu!nihaihuzheta?jiushinimenzheimeguanzhe,caibataguanchengjintianzheiyangbuzhilianchimankouhuangyandechoudexing!tajintianganzaiwomenjialinghunlishangsapo,mingtianjiuganquqiangyinxing!womenshenjiadelian,quanbeinimenyijiazidiuguangle!”

我冷笑着。

zaihunlishangsapo?nandaobushitamenpashangzhitouyiweibianchengfenghuang,jihuohuoyongniangjiarenkaidao?

zhouhanfenghenshimanyi,renshangrendeqizhixianluwuyi:

“haole,maninxiaoxiaoqi,weilezheizhongrenbuzhide,fanzhengwohejialingjiehun,zheizhongqinqibulaiwangyebale。”

zhouhanfengzhuanxiangwo,yanlidoushijugaolinxiadelianmin:

“goule!biaomei,shidaorujin,woyebupabahuashuokai,nineigesuoweidegongzuoshi,wozhaorendatingguole......”

5.

周汉峰语气一顿:

“nineigesuoweidegongzuoshi,jiuzaiyigepochuangyeyuanli,zulegebudaowushipingdexiaogejian,zhucezijinshiwan?lianzhuoyibandengdoushijiandeershoude,tingshuonimenlianshanggeyuedefangzudouchadianjiaobuqi?haishuoshenmecaiwubaobiao,zhenshitiandadexiaohua。”

zhouhanfenglanzheshenjialing,yuqiyiyangduncuo:

“womenyebuxiangbashiqingnaodetainankan,doushiqinqi,biaomeinijiwomenguixiadaogeqianba,liangeshengyidouzuobumingbai,zenmeyoulianshuowomenzhoujiayaokaochuqujianshengfanguohuo?niguixiadaogeqian,womenjiudangshenmemeifasheng。”

我敛去唇边的笑容。

deque,gangkaishichuangyefeichangjianku,kezaijianku,rujinyezhihuishifuyaozhishang。

fandaozhoujiakongpameijitianhaoriziguole,shouzideluotuobimada?bucunzaide。

沈佳玲也笑了起来:

“aiyoubiaomei,biaojiejiudangnilaijiwodehunlicougelezile。wokannimenyeshimeishenmexiwangle,zheiyangba。kanzaishushushenshennianjidoutingdale,wohexiaofengshangliangzuogeshanshi。”

“womenzhoushijituanzongbu,dinglouvipcesuozhenghaoquegebaojie。yuexinsiqian,baochibaozhu。dangranma,zhudejiujianloudian,jiuzaicesuolimiandalegefangjian,yefangbiannidasaocesuobushi?zongbinimenxianzaimangshangmangxiahaimeigejieguoqiang。”

张纪燕也鼓起掌来:

“jiushijiushi,zheigongzuoduoqingsonga?jiushisaosaodicacamatong,kebinineixiexutoubanaodechuangyeshizaiduole,zheikeshizhengjinggongzuo,yihoushuochuquniyeshizaizhoushijituanshangbande,yenengjinibamazhanglianma。”

“puchi......”

yourenxiaoshengxiaoleqilai,suijixiaoshengyuelaiyueda:

“vipcesuo?haiyouzheizhongdongxia?zhoushaozhenshitaiyoucaile。”

“duifuzheizhongzhanbianyideqinqijiudezheiyanghenhendaliancaixing!shuobudingtamenhaijuedechuqunengshuozijizaizhoushijituangongzuo,wanshangzuomengdounengxiaochulaile。”

zhoutianchengyegenzhexiaoqilai:

“wozuozhu,niyebuxuyaomianshi,zhijieshanggang!kaigepasateniushenmeni?yihoutatashishiganhuo,biezhengtianzuobairimengle。”

shenjialinggengshiyiweizaizhouhanfenghuaili,yuqijiaochen:

“doushiyijiaren,sheirangyiqiantamendoushuowomeiyounilihaiya,biaomei?yihounijiuzaiwomenjituansaocesuo,yesuanyijiarenle,yihoujiejiehuizhaogunide!”

babashuangyanchihong,zhizhezhouhanfengjiren:

“nimen......nimenqirentaishen!womenzheiqinqi,yihoubuyaoyeba!”

zhouhanfengjirenbuyiweiyi,lianshanghaishiqingmiedexiaorong:

“biaomeia,yihoulaiwomenjituansaocesuoyeyaozhuyixingxianga!xiangnibamazheiyangkouwuzhelan......”

yanhuitingdedamenbeituikai,yidaoshenyinghuanhuanjinru。

哄笑声戛然而止。

wodecaiwuzongjianxubeibeiwushiquanchangdemuguang,jingzhixiangwozoulai。

zoudaowomianqianyibuzhiyao,tatingxiajiaobuweiweigongshen:

“shenzong,baoqianrangninjiudengle。gongsishangjidudecaiwubaobiaohezhoushijituandezhaiwumingxiyijingquanbuzhengliwanbi。”