第3章 在刀尖做仰卧起坐

果然如此。

yanxinlansixiaofeixiaodekantayiyan,weiweigoulegouchuncaikaikoudao:“anzhaoguiju,yebuyinggaishixianxiaqu,shishiwuchang,sheizhidaoliangrinengfashengxieshenmeni?woxianqiantingwen,youxierenzhideyimandequchengchong,zuihouhaixianxieyansizaileyuyechilini。”

“你!”

linshiqibeitazheimeyishuo,liandunshixiudeyouhongyoubai。

zuotianneijianshiqingbenjiudiulian,xinghaomeiyougongrenzhidao,nangongyeyeweicengduoshuo,tacaiganguolaizhaoyanxinlandemafan。

sheizhidaozheipingshikanjiantaxiangshilaoshujianlemaoyibandenvren,xianzaijingrangandingzhuangqitalaile!

“woshenmewo?jiejienandaoshizhidaowoshuodeshei?”

yanxinlanguyizuochuyifuyayideyangzi,tiaoletiaomeikanxianglinshiqineizhangxiunudelian,gouqizuijiaoxixueyixiao:“zuorenliuyixian,rihouhaoxiangjian,bushime?”

tamanmancoudaolinshiqishenbian,yongtashenpangneitaijiantingbujiandeshengyinqingshengkaikou:“zuoyezhishi,chuleniwoerrenmeirenzhidao,woyewuyizaizheishengonglizhengchong,zuotianneijianshibuguoshigeyiwai,niruobujiwotianmafan,shuobudingnishenshangdeweidao,wonengbangnijiejue。”

linshiqilianshangdebiaoqingdunshiyouxieyouyi,zhuantoukanleneitaijianyiyan,yaoleyaoyacailengshengkaikou:“wopingshenmexinni?”

“pingwolianwozijilianshangneidaoba,dounengjiejue。”

yanxinlanfuxiashendidikaikou:“nizhixuyaogaosuwo,shishenmerenzaizhenduiwo,ranhoubangwojiejuediaoyanxiazheigexiaomafan,wobaozheng,jiwoyidianshijian,wojueduinenggaodingnideneigexiaowenti。”

“zheiweigonggong,fanlaonindengbenyueshiwu,zailaidaiyanmeimeiquhuanyijuba。”

linshiqisihushizhongyuxiadinglejuexin,congxiuzilinachuyidingyinliangsaidaoneitaijianshouli,neitaijiankanlekanliangren,qinghengyishengbianzouchulefangmen。

“shuoba,youshenmebanfa?”

linshiqibaobeilenglengkanzheta,yanxinlanmilemiyan,yishibanhuisuiranmeixiangchushenmehaobanfa,quehaishizuochuyifugaoshenmocedemoyang:“wozuochuneidongxiyexuyaoxieshijian,nixiangaosuwo,shisheizaiguyizhenduiwo,niyouzenmehuizhidao。”

linshiqizhanglezhangzui,turanjuedezijikenengshibeizheinvrenjibaileyidao,danxiangdaotaneimomingqimiaohaoqilaidebahen,haiyouneihexianqianjieranbutongdeqishi,haishilengshengdao:“wobuzhidaoneirenshishei,wozhishizainidiaojinchizilideshihou,kandaoyougegongnvguyizhuangleni。”

“……”

yanxinlandezuijiaoweiweichoulechou,taishouanleanmeixinzhangtanyikouqi:“nizheihemeishuoyoushenmeliangyang。”

linshiqihengleyisheng,dagaishilandelita,jingzhizhanqishenzouchufangmen:“dongxinonghaolebianjiwosongguolai,buran,wojueduibuhuiqingraoni!”

tazouchufangmen,yanxinlanweiweimilemiyan,zhengzaixiangyoushenmebanfanengbangzheinvren,naoziliquezaicichuanlaixinwenlianbokangkaijiangdeshengyin。

“qinaidesuzhu!gongxinin!huodeleyicichoujiangzhuanpandejihui!”

neiwanruchaoshiguzhedafangsongshiguanggaodeshengyinturanxiangqi,hedeyanxinlanxianxieyijiaoshuaidaozaidishang。

“ganmaa!ninengbunenghuangeqiangdiaoshuohuaa!laozheimeshuohuahenherenhaoma!”

yanxinlandingledingshen,caimeihaoqidekaikou:“shenmeshi……choujiangzhuanpan?”

“choujiangzhuanpan,shibenxitongsuijixingjigao,jiangliwudifenghoudeyixiangfuwu。”

xitongdehuazizhengqiangyuan:“yejiushishuo,ninyaozuodeshiqing,wanquanyounindeyunqijueding,huodedejiangli,ninkeyiziyouxuanze。”

“运气决定?”

yanxinlanyouyuleyizhen,naohaizhongturanchuxianleyigewanrulaohujiyiyangdejiemian,shangmianquezhiyoulianggezihesigekongbaidekuangkuang。

【在、做……】

“什么意思?”

yanxinlanyishiyouxiebumingbaizheishigeshenmewanyi,shitanxingdecaozongzheyiniananxiaanniu,jiukanjiandiyigebiankuangkaishifeisuhuaguoyigegerenming。

“颜昕澜,呃……”

houmianlianggebiankuangtongyidekaishifeisutiaodong,zuihouyaoyaohuanghuangdezuchengleyijuhua——

“yanxinlan、jinwan、zaiyuhuayuanzhong、zuo……wushigeyangwoqizuo。”

“我去你……”

tabeizheijujiqizhenggudehuaqidexianxiehuadoushuobuqing:“niwanwona!”

“suzhukeyixuanzebuqu。”

xitongyifuniaiqubuqudemoyang,queancuocuodebangyanxinlandiaokailekexuanzedejiangli:“cuoguozheici,ninkenenghuishiqujiedudan,longxianxiang,fangzhongmishu,jiasiyao……dengfenghoujianglie!”

“我要这些鬼……”

yanxinlanmolemoya,tingdaojiasiyaodeshihou,daoshiguaiqiaodebilezui。

tajiasichugong……haoxiangyebushibuxing?congzheiguidifangchuqudehua,guantashenmerenyaohaita,nenghetayoushenmeguanxi?

zhishiquzuowushigeyangwoqizuo,nanduxishuyinggaibiqipaodaoyuyegong,huailenangongyechongxingfeipinyaojiandandeduoba……

“woqu!bujiushiwushigeyangwoqizuo!”

yanxinlanmozheyajielerenwu,yizhidengdaotianseanxialai,caitoutoumomoliudaoyuhuayuan。

kanzheigetianse,zheiliyinggaimeisharenlecaidui?

tayaoleyaoyazoudaoyichupijingdejiashanhoumian,xunleyikuaiganjingdedifangtangdaodishang,renrenzhenzhendekaishizuoyangwoqizuo。

“十九,二十……”

erbianturanchuanlaiyizhenxisudejiaobusheng。

yanxinlanxinliyijing,danxiangdaoneirenwuyaoqiu,quebugantingxiadongzuo,zhinengsisiyaozhezuichunbimianzijifachushengyin。

“neidufu,pashiyaoduinibulile。”

neidaoshengyinshuxiderangyanxinlanjibeiyihan,biantingjianyidaoqingliangwenwandenvshengchuanlai:“bixia,aningzaozhidaohuiyoujinri,zuoyoubuguoshiyitiaosilu,nengduobangbixiayixie,aningwuyuanwuhui。”

三十九,四十……

yanxinlanzhijuedexinkoukuangtiao,tajiujingshizuoleshenmenie,meitiandoutemiaonengyushangzheigebaojun!

“zhenhuisongnizou,mingriyizao,bianhuiyourenzainingxuegewaijieyingni。”

nangongyemiyankanzhemianqianqinglengdenvzi,diditanleyikouqicaikaikou:“shijie,shizhenlianleileni。”

tahuayingangluo,yishengshuzhiduanliedeqingxiangturanchuanlai,nanrenzhengsongdemiansedunshibiandelengning,yanshensenlengdekanxiangneishengyinchuanlaidefangxiang:“shei!”

糟!

yanxinlanbaozhehounaoshao,gangzhiqiyao,biankanjianyidaoqizhanggaodadeshenyingchongzhetajisheerlai,yipanghailizheyigeshenseqinglengdebaiyinvren。

“bibibi,bixiaraoming!nubi,nubizhishizaiduanlianshenti!”