第4章 你是做什么的?

“有什么了?”

suwendamanlianjiqiediwangzhemofan,yanshenzhizhonggengshixiemanleqiuzhiyu。

jiuzaimofanjijiangyaokaikoudeshihou,yigedaizhejifenxinvedeshengyinturanxiangleqilai,“wenda,yuanlainizheitiaoxianyuduozaizheilia!wojiushuozhaolebantiandoumeiyoukandaoni。”

咸鱼?

mofankanleshenbianzheigejiahuoyiyan,nengxiangzijiqujingde,bingbushineizhongmeiyoumengxiangdecunzaia!

suwendakandaolairenlianshangyemeiyouluchurenhejupazhise,yifutianbupa,dibupadeyangzi,wendao:“wenxuannizouguolaizheili,jiushiweilegenwoshuozheijuhua?”

tingwanzheijuhua,mofandediyigeniantoujiushi,zheixiaozinaliyoubandianxianyudeyangzi,haishigezuiqiangwangzheni。

liangrenyinggaishilaoduishou,suwenxuanlianshangyemeiyoubandiannaonudeyangzi,shouzhongdezheshanyishuai,zaizijimianqian,qingqingdiyaoyeleliangxia,yanranyifufengdupianpianmeishaoniandeyangzi。

yindezhouweidemeizidouchaozhezheibiantoutoudikanlai,mofanhaikandaobushaomeizi,hainazheshoujizai**zheigenianqingren。

budebushuozheigenianqingrendequeyouaojiaodeziben,yezhibitamofanxunsheneimeyidiandian,guaibudeganshuosuwendashixianyuni。

suwenxuanyilianrenzhendebiaoqing:“shia!douzheibanianjile,jingranliannvhaizideshoudoumeiyoulaguo,buchaofengnichaofengshei?”

“你……”

zhengsuowei,jierenbujieduan,suwendatingdaozheijuhua,lianshangbuyouzizhudifuxianchuleyimonaonuzhise,xiangfahuoqueqiangxingyalexialai,zhuanguotouqubuzailihuiduifang。

“jiefu,zanmengangcaishuodaoshenmedifangle?”

lianzheizhongqidouyandexiaqu,mofanzhinengshuoyanqiandesuwendarihoubichengdaqi,“ngheng,womengangcaishuodaoyaoxianxuanyigemubiaode。”

“dengyideng!wendanijiaozheigejiahuoshenme?”

yipangdesuwenxuandaduanleliangrendeduihua,taganggangsihutingdaosuwendajiaoyanqianzheigemoshengdenanzijiefu,zijijiazudejiejie,tadourenshia!meitingguoyouzheimeyihaojiefude。

yanqianzheigebeisuwendachengzhiweijiefudenanren,suiranxizhuanggelvxiangmoxiangyangde,danzixiyikanzheijiahuoshenshangdeyifudoushizhanxinde,gaobuhaoshicongshenmedifangzulaizhuangmianzide。

“姐夫啊!”

suwendashuozhekaishijieshaoqilai,“jiefu,zheishiwanyanjiedetangdisuwenxuan,tajiushiwanyanjiedenanpengyou。”

“zheizenmekeneng,zheixiaozizenmekenengshiwanyanjiedenanpengyou。”

suwenxuanlianshangjiuxiezhebuxinlianggezi,suwanyankeshitamensujiayiduodaicidemeigui,zhenggelinanshibuzhidaoyouduoshaonanrenxiangyaozhuizhuta,zuihoudouluodebiantilinshangergui。

jintianjingranyourengaosutasuwanyanyounanpengyoule,zheibushitiandadexiaohuama?

“dequebukeneng,wohaizhenbushisuwanyandenanpengyou。”

mofandehuayichu,zaichangdezhongrenliansegeyi,yourushizhongfude,yeyoubuxiangxinde,haiyoujiushizheiyangde,ketajiexialaidehua,querangsuoyourenchedidiwuyanle。

“wozhishitalinglezhengmeiyoubanjiuxidelaogongeryi。”

哐当!

tingdaozheijuhua,suwendaganggangcongzhuozinaqilaideshuibeidoudiaozailedishangsuileyidi,keyijiumeiyoubazhongrenjijingxing。

wangzhedajiahuoyilianchayidebiaoqing,mofanyilianrenzhendishuodao:“zenme,nimenshibushiyejuedebukesiyi,xiangwozheimeshuaiderenjingranjiehunle。”

baokuosuwenxuanzaineidesuoyourendouyaoleyaotou,yifuwomencaibuxiangxindeyangzi,dangranyouyigeliwai,neijiushisuwenda,tadianlediantou,“xin,budebuxina!jiefu,qiunijiaowopaomeizi!”

“呵呵!”

suwenxuanheheyixiao:“wenda,nixiaozishibushinaoziyoubinga!wochaofengnizhishiweilejilini,meixiangdaoniqueyuelaiyueduoluo,jingranxiangxinzheizhongmanzuipaohuochederendehua。”

“sheimanzuipaohuochea?”

yigelengbingbingdeshengyinturancongyuanchuchuanlai,tingdaozheigeshengyin,suoyourenbuyoudedaleyigelengzhan,jiulianmofanyezaixinzhonggankaileyiju,haoqiangdeqichang!

“婉言姐!”

kandaolairen,suwendahesuwenxuanliangxiongdijihushiyikoutongshengdihandao。

weidumofandandandishuoleyiju:“nizenmeguolaile?”

tingdaozheijuhua,suwanyanxinlijiudeqijiubudayichulai,dougenzheijiahuoshuole,shaohejiazulimianderenshuohua,gensuwendazaiyiqiyejiusuanle,jingranhaigensuwenxuanneigefuheinanliaotian。

“wozheibushiniqifuwotangdima?”

mofanyifuniwuhuidejiashi:“woshineiyangderenma?zuoweiershiyishidesanhaojiefu,wodingduoyejiushibawodejingyanchuanshoujixiaojiuzimen,rangtamenhaozaoribaodemeirenguieryi。”

jiansuwanyanmeiyoufanbojiefuzheierzi,suwenxuanlianshangzhijiejiuxiezhejingyalianggedazi,wotangjiejingranbeizheigejiahuojizhefule?

我不信,我不信!

suwanyanjianzijidetangdimenlianshangbingmeiyouhuaiyizhise,shitanxingdiwenleyiju:“zheijiahuozhenmeiyouqifunimen?”

suwenxuanhesuwendaliangrenlianmangyaotou,xiaoshihoutamenbeisuwanyanqifuhou,jueduibugangenzhangbeigaozhuang,yidanshuoledengdaitamendejianghuishigengkepadebaofu。

zaishuole,mofanyoumeiyouqifutamen,weishenmeyaoshuorenjiadehuaihuazheibushimeishizhaoshima?

jiuzaichangmianyouxiechenmodeshihou,yigehunhoudeshengyindapolezheizhongqifen,“wanyan,jiazhurangniyigerenshanglouyitang。”

yigechuanzhetangzhuangdehuajialaozhebuzhidaoshenmeshihoulaidaolezhongrendeshenpang,kandaolairensuwanyanyemeiyoudange,zhishijimofanyigeyanse,ranhoujiulikaile。

dengerrenzouyuanzhihou,suwendahesuwenxuanliangrenicaihuiguoshenlai,manlianchayidiwangzhemofan,guoleliangjiucaikaikoudao:

“jiefu,nishiwojianguozuinengdenanren?”

“……”

mofanbeizheilianggerennongdeyouxiehutu,wozenmejiubianchenglezuinengdenanren,nandaosuwanyanshiyigedadiaoxiannv,woyaozhinanershangle?

“nimenzheihuashishenmeyisi?”

suwenxuanshuodao:“jiefu,nandaonibuzhidaowowanyanjieyoulinanbingmeiguizhichengma?”

linanbingmeigui,youyisi,nvrennichenggongdiyinqibenzuoduinidehaoqile!

mofansongsongjian,yifuqingsongxieyideyangzi:“buzhidao,wozheigerenbameideshihou,xinlijiuzhiyouyijuhuabuyaosong,jiushigan!”

zhuangbi,chiguoguodezhuangbi!

zaisuwendahesuwenxuanliangxiongdiyanlikanqilaishizheiyangde,buguotamenyehaoqi,daodishishenmeyangdenanren,jingrannengyinqizijineiweitangjiedezhuyi。

“jiefu,nishizuoshenmede?”

“haigui,gangcongguowaihuilai。”mofanyemeiyouyinmandeyisi。

zheiniantoudehaiguisuiranbuxiangyiqianneimegaodashangle,buguonengqudeleguowaide,yebushiputongjiatingchushen。

suwenxuanwendao:“neinizaihaiwaishiganshenmede?”

“zaichengrenwawazhizaogongchanggongzuo,zhuanmenzhuangbide。”

苏文达:“……”

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二楼,书房之中。

suwanyanzhengzhanzaineiliwangzheyanqianneigerutongshanyueyibanweiedelaozhe,napataxingjiangjiumu,danshenshangsanfachulaideneiguqixiyijiulingrenshenwei。

raoshisuwanyanzheiduodaicidebingmeiguizailaozhemianqian,yezhinenggonggongjingjingdihanyisheng:“yeye!”

“你来了。”

laozheshuohuadeshengyinhenmanquejirenyizhonghenchenzhongdeganjue,wuxingzhongjiujirenpingtianlebushaodeyali。

suwanyandiandiantou:“ng,buzhidaoninjiaowoshanglaiyoushenmeshiqing?”

laozheyongminglingshideyuqishuodao:“nizuoweisujiadezhangnv,jiuyinggaidanqiyingyoudezerenlai,jintianwanshangjiangnandiqudejingyingzididouhuidaosujiaxiangqin,nicongzhongxuanyige。”

“可是爷爷!”

“meiyoukeshi,woshuodehuajiushimingling,nizaibuduilidaiguo,nandaolianfucongminglingyewangjilema?”

suwanyanmeixiangdaozijideyeye,jingranruciguoduan,genbenjiubujitarenhebianjiejihui,buguoshidaorujin,tazhinengfangshouyibole。

“keshiwoyijingjiehunle,erqiehai……”

tingdaojiehunlianggezi,sudingbangbuyoudemeitoujinzhou,zhuanguotoulaiwangzhezijidesunnv,lengshengwendao:“haizenmele?”

“我还怀孕了!”

suwanyanshuowanzheijuhuajiuhouhuile,yigehuangyanxuyaogengduodehuangyanlaiyuan,keyanxiatachulezheigebanfazhiwaigenbenjiumeiyouqitabanfale。

tingdaohuaiyunerzi,sudingbangdemuguangzhizhongshanguoleyisibieyangdeshense,“ruguozhendehuaiyundehua,wojineigexiaoziyigejihui,tanengbawodezhuhua,wojiuyunxunimenzaiyiqi,bawobuzhudehua,niduzilidehaizijiubixudadiao!”