wodaxuedudehuijizhuanye，biyehouqulehuijishishiwusuoshangban。
womatingrenshuohuijijiushizhuanmenguanqiande，bianrangwozhangguanjialidecaizhengdaquan。
「ma，woshishenjibushihuiji，wozhifuzechazhangbufuzeguanqian！zaishuolewozheigongzuoqizaotanhei，daochuchucha，shizaimeikongjijialiguanqian！」
「guantahuijishenji，nimawozhizhidaonixuedeshihuiji，ziranyehuiguanqian。lindia，jialigongnichigongnichuan，haihuaqianrangninianwanledaxue，zheimedianmangdoubuyuanyibang？」
zaiwomadedaodebangjiazhixia，wowunaidayingbangjialiguanqian。
wunianguohou，wodijiehunyaozailaojiaxiufangzi。
womaxingchongchonglazhewoquyinxingquqian：「ershibawanfenjitiantianquxifudangcaili，sishiwanyonglaixiufang，nizaichushiwanjinidizuoxinhunhongbao！」
woshunjianlengzhu：「jialinayouzheimeduoqian？」
「zenmemeiyou，wohenibameigeyuebaqiankuaidetuixiujindouanshizhuannikalile，haiyounidimeigeyuezhishaowuqianba，zuihoujiashangnimeiyueyiwankuaidegongzi，wohaimeisuannimeigejidudeticheng。wunianshijian，zheixiejiaqilaidouyoubailaiwanle！」
ganqingtashizheimesuanzhangde，zhiyoujinmeiyouchu？！
jianwobushuohua，womashunjianbianlelian：「nanbuchengnisixialidonglelimiandeqianle？！」
wolengxiaoyisheng，zhijiequyinxingjiangzhangdandoudayinlechulai。
这下，我妈沉默了。