第2章 江云清苏栗亲子综艺

jiangyunqingmanhanyiwenjieqiledianhua,“wei?”

“wojinijielegeqinzizongyi,houtiankaishiluzhi,nizuihaojiwohaohaobiaoxian。”

jiangyunqinghaimeigaoqingchushishei,neibianyijinggualedianhua。

jiangyunqingzhoumei,zhijiehuiboleguoqu,neibianduduliangshengjietong,shengyinyouxiebunaifandao:“haiyoushenmeshi?”

jiangyunqingzhijiejujue,“wobujie,meixingqu。”

jiangyunqingjiuyaoguaduandianhuadeshihou,dianhuaneitoudao:“suini,weiyuejinquanbuyounizhifu。”

jiangyunqinghaokandemeitouzhouqi,“duoshao?”

“一个亿。”

jiangyunqing:“shenme?!nishibushiyoubing,neimegaodeweiyuejinniyeqian。”

jiangyunqingyexiangqilezheirenshishei,jiushitaneigezaizhongjingjirensuli。

sulihenshiwusuowei,“woyiweinibuhuijujuezheimehaodefuchujihui,bijingnizailujiayebuhaoguo。”

机会你妈!

jiangyunqingsisuopiankedao:“wokeyicanjia,tiaojianshihegongsijieyue,henijieyue。”

sulixiangleyixia,henshuangkuaitongyile,fanzhengliyongwanzheiyici,jiangyunqingyemeishenmeyongle。

“可以。”

jiangyunqing:“bahetongsongguolai,woyaoxianqianhetong。”

“行。”

jiangyunqingshuowanxiantayibugualedianhua,suliyebuzaiyi。

zheishi,xitongwendao:“nitongyitaganshenme,yaozhidaosangehaizixianzaihennirugu,tamenbuhuitongyigenniquluzongyide。”

jiangyunqingshouqishouji,tadandandao:“tamenhuitongyide。”

xitongbujiewendao:“yigeyideweiyuejinniyoubushifubuqi。”

jiangyunqinghenbunengchoujitayigezuibazi,neishiyigeyi,bushiyibaikuai!baijianiangmen!

duanzandechenmohou,xitongdao:“wokenengmeihaohaojinikepujuqing,suoyinihuiyiweihenjiandan。”

shuoqizheige,jiangyunqinglaiqi,tanudao:“niyijingbushidiyicizheimegoule,zuoweinidesuzhuwojuedehendiulian。”

“biejiea,zheimeduoniandeganqingzaini。”

jiangyunqingchixiaoyisheng,“ruozhenshizheiyang,neiweiraozaiwoshenbiandeyinggaishijinqianmeinv,shuaige,erbushiyiduifanpaihebannianbudaodeshouming。”

xitongyangzhuangtingbujianziguzijitakepujuqing,“huashuonizheigetongfuyimudejiejiekebudele,suirannimendoushijiangjiadesishengnv,kerenjiadietengniangai,haijialegehaolaogong,shengleyigekeaishuaiqidemengwa,zheibushituotuodenvzhujubenma。

zaiyuanshuzongyijuqingzhongyechujinlefengtou,tongweiyulequandenvmingxing,tashiquanminxinzhongdebaiyueguang,ernizeshitamenkanyiyandourenbuzhuzuzhoudechougoushi。”

jiangyunqingyaojinlehoucaoya,“shizheyiyi,penggaocaidi,xiaoxinwozhouniyejizuicha,fanzhengbeifapeideyebushiwo。”

xitong:“kebie,zanmensuibushiyijiaren,danshengsiyijiaren。”

xitongturanyouhenhaodao:“woketixingni,yuanshujuqingzhong,nikeshibeiquanwangbizhetuichuleyulequan,jiulianlulaoyezidoubaobuzhuni。”

jiangyunqingbuyongtatixingyezhidao,kankanzheiduibi,jiangyunqingtanqi。

buguanle,xianshuiyijuezaishuo。

jiangyunqinggangdasuantangyixia,shoujiyouxiangleqilai,zheicishiyigemoshenghaoma,tajieleqilai。

jiutingneibianchenwendeshengyinxiangqi,“taitai,luzongrangninquyitangjingchaju,tazheibianshizaichoubukaishen。”

jiangyunqingzhidaozheigeluzongshizhilulaoyezi,erbushilutinghan。

qishaoxinliyedagu,buzhidaojiangyunqinghuibuhuidaying。

jiangyunqingsisuopiankewendao:“nagejingchaju?”

qishaojiangdizhigaosulejiangyunqing,jiangyunqingguaduandianhua,tashenshanghaishizhiqianquyiyuanneiyitao,shangmianbukebimiandizhanleyixiewuzihexueji。

jiangyunqingyouxiexianqi,taqishenqulegebideyimaojian,yiyantabianshayan,hao!shizhendehao!

luguoshiwuyijiansaodaozijidelian,jiangyunqingchadianmeibeiguoqiqu,zheishenlansedeliangpianyanying,quheiquheidekouhong,yiyankanshangquxiangshiwushisuidegui。

江云清:“……”

zuzuchenmolebanfenzhongtadoumeinengjieshouxianzaideziji。

buguozheizhuangrongyeshigouchijiude,jinglilezheimeduohailaolaodehanzailianshang。

yuanzhuzheipinweifangzaizhenggeyuzhoudoushixiangdangzhaliedele。

ershifenzhonghou,jiangyunqingkanzhejingzilidezijishufule,tasuibiantaoleyijianyifuchumenle。

sangexiaodoudingmenyizhikaizheyitiaoxixiaodefeng,tingjianxialoudejiaobusheng,sanrentongshisongleyikouqi。

yuanlaibushilaidatamende。

jiangyunqingqulecheku,xuanleyilianghaisuandidiaodedagfeikuaishichulezhuangyuanbieshu。

cheyilukaidaolejingju,jiangyunqingxiachejingzhizoulejinqu。

“qingwen,lulinchenzainali?”jiangyunqingjinmenzhijiewenpangbianshenchuanzhifudepiaoliangxiaojiejie。

naweipiaoliangdenvjingzhayikanjianrucipiaoliangdenvren,lengleliangmiao,suihouxiangdaoneikeshilujia,tamangdao:“zailimian,wodaininqu。”

“qingwen……ninshilulinchendeshenmeren?”

“woshitadasao。”jiangyunqingyanjianyigai,nvjingqueshiyijing,buguolujiadeshiqingbushitanengdatingde,nvjingshixiangdemeiyouzaiwen。

piaoliangnvjingjiangtadaidaoyichubolimenchu,tuikailemen,“lutaitai,lulinchenjiuzailimian。”

jiangyunqingweiweihanshou,“xiexie。”

piaoliangnvjingdazhedanzixinshangtademeimao,shenzhihaikuazandao:“lutaitai,ninzhenpiaoliang。”

jiangyunqingweiweiyileng,suihouqianqianyixiao,nvjingyanlihuaguojingyan,jiangyunqingrenzhendao:“niyehenpiaoliang。”

piaoliangnvjingdunshiyouxieshouchongruojing。

jiangyunqingchongtadiandiantou,zoulejinqu,yizishangzuozheyigeshaonian,ruyandeshiyitouzhayandehongfa,buyongkanlianjiangyunqingyezhidaozheijiushilulinchenle。

shuzhongzheiweishiqisuidelujiaeryekeweijiangwankuzidiguanchedaodi,yuanzhuyaoshiwanshengjinian,zhibudinghainenghetachengweihupenggouyou。

lulinchentingjianshengyin,tataiqitou,dangkanjianjiangyunqingshi,taxianshiwubiyihuoyouzheiweijiarenma?

suijixiangdaoshenme,tazhanqishenshitanxingdiwen:“nibuhuishijiangyunqingba?bu!bukeneng!”

“shi。”jiangyunqinggengjiaxizirujin。

lulinchenxiangshijiandaoleshenmebudelededongxi,shunjiantongkongdizhen,chadianmeizaicidiezuozaiyizishang,tadahanyisheng:“**!huojianguile!”

jiangyunqingkanxiangtadeyanshenxiangshizaikanzhizhang,tabunaidao:“zouba,barangwolailaonide。”