“yaonie，wumingersusu……”
“yaonie，wumingersu……”
“yaonie，wuminger……”
“妖孽……”
“妖……”
“噗……”
萧御，“……”
lengyankanzheguoshiduizhetapenleyikouyouyikougouxue，tayijingconggangkaishideexindaozhennuzuihoudaomamu。
buzhidaobeipenleduoshaocigouxuehou，shijiandaotuihuileyushufang，guoshizhengzhanzaitamianqiankuakuaqitan。
“weichenshendeshifuzhenchuan，bingqieyoulidajiangnanbei，jianduoshiguang，daoxinggaoshen，ququqiannianlaoyao，buzaihuaxia，daiweichenshifa，dingnengjiangciyaoniejiangfu！”
xiaoyulengxiao，liuzhiyuandangzhenidemianbuzhidaoshiyongleduoshaociyaoshu，nigejianghupianzilianyicidoumeichajuechulai，haiyoulianshuonengjiangfuciyaonv？
“lairen，bazheigejianghushushituoxiaqu，zhanle！”
guoshidajing，beijiachuqushibuduankuhan，“huangshang，weichenfanlehezui，huangshangraomingahuangshang。”
zuifanqijun，haiyoulianqiuqing，buzhisihuo！
xiaoyulengkuwuqingdizhanqishen，xiayimiaoyouzuolehuiqu，guoshizhanzaitamianqian。
“weichenshendeshifuzhenchuan，bingqieyoulidajiangnanbei，jianduoshiguang，daoxinggaoshen，ququqiannianlaoyao，buzaihuaxia，daiweichenshifa，dingnengjiangciyaoniejiangfu！”
萧御，“……”
haohaohao，liuzhiyuannimeiwanleshiba！
xiaoyunufachongguan，zhuaqiyuanshangdezouzhezaxiangguoshi。
“lairen，bazheigepianzituoxiaquwumafenshi，baliuzhiyuanlachuquqiandaowangua！”
朕要亲自行刑！
huayingangluo，yanqianzaiciyihei，guoshicongwaimianjinlai，duizhetagongjingxingli。
“微臣参见皇上。”
萧御，“……”
想骂一声操！
guoshibaochizhexinglidezishihaoyihuier，yemeijianhuangshangrangtaqishen，yushixianqiyanpi，toutouguanchahuangshangdeshense。
zhijianhuangshangmiansetieqing，numuyuanzheng，xianranbeiqihenle。
“皇上……”
“滚！”
qianmianneixieshiqingguoshishimeiyoujiyide，yincizaitakanlai，jiushizijibeimomingqimiaoqingjingongzhong，ranhouyoumomingqimiaobeihuangshanghouleyisheng，zuihoubeimomingqimiaodiqingchulegong。
zongzhijiushitingmomingqimiaode。
xiaoyumianseyinchendizuozaiyushufangnei，naodaitongdeyaoliekai。
meicitoujizhizhengfazuodoutengtongnanren，zheicibeiliuzhiyuanqidegengshitongkufanbei。
tarouzhemeixin，nulijizhongzhuyilisikao。
congmuqiandeqingkuanglaikan，liuzhiyuandeshikongnizhuanzhifaduisuoyourenyouxiao，danbuzhidaoshenmeyuanyin，shikongnizhuanzhihouzhiyoutayongyoujiyi。
bingqie，liuzhiyuanyinggaibuzhidaotayongyoujiyizheijianshi，fouzebuhuiguangmingzhengdadangzhetademianshifa。
shayoushabudiao，zhuayezhuabuzhu，tougengtongle。
dizaian，tazaiming，zaimeizhaodaozhifuliuzhiyuanneiyaonvdefangfazhiqian，bunengqingjuwangdong，yimiandacaojingshe。
wanyijinuleta，houguobukanshexiang。
xinghaorujinyaonvbeidarulenggong，yanbujianxinbufan。
zhengxiangzhe，liudehaiduanzheyiwanheiqiqidetangyaojinlai。
“huangshang，gaifuyaole。”
xiaoyubenjiuheichendelianse，zaiciheilejifen。
tadetoujizhizhengehuayuelaiyueyanzhong，fazuoshizhenggenaoqiaodouyaozhakai，nanyirenshou，suoyoutaiyishushouwuce，weiyouyanqianzhiyaonenghuanjieyier。
suishizhibiaobuzhiben，danliaoshengyuwu，zhishaonengrangtatoujizhizhengfazuoshinengshuhuanxiexu。
ranerciyaoqikuwubi，meicihexiaqudouxiangtunyibaijinhuanglianside。
xiaoyuduanqiyuwan，liansenankanzhiji。
nanhe，haonanhe，yixiangdaoyouyaoheneimekudeyao，jiuxiangbakaichuzheigeyaofangderenluangundasi！
lengzhelian，mianwubiaoqingdibayaohexia，yigunanyiyanyudekuweizaishejianzhakai，napazuozulexinlizhunbei，xiaoyulianhaishiniuquleyixia。
好苦！
想吐！
想吃蜜饯！
ranertashenmedoubuneng，tangtangyiguozhijun，jingranpahekuyao，chuanchuqutabuyaomianzidema。