第1章
ashi，yulingaozhongfujinmoutiaoyinandexiaoxiangzhong。
“你们要干什么？”
yigezhangxiangkeaideshaonvjinghuangdekanzheyanqiansangexiaohunhun，tachuanzhebaisechenshan，dashangheisebaizhequnxiaofuxiandegewaiqingchun，ejiansanluodesuifaqingqingbeifengchuiqi，wanwandemeimaoxiayishuangshuirundexingmouchongmanlehaipa。
takanzhehunhunmenyuekaoyuejin，hedeyuanbenqingtianruannuodeshengyindoukaishiweiweifazhan，zhinengwulidehanzhe，“bie，bieguolai！”
“qinqingqing，niyebieguaiwomen，shinijiejieqinlirangwomenlaibanibangqilaidayidunde，niyaoyuanjiuyuantaba，hahahaha......”
daitoudexiaohunhunshuozheyouxiangqinqingqingzouqu，zhidaobatabijinleyinanchaoshidexiaoxiangli，kanzhetahedehuazhiluanzhandemoyang，dunshixiaodegenghuanle。
“真，真的？”
qinqingqingbukezhixindexianghoutuilejibu，shiluludexingyanzhengdedadade，leihuajizanzaiyankuangliquechichibukenluoxia，qingsehaipademoyangzhenshiwojianyoulian。
“当然是真的了。”
“buguo，zheimemeidelian，ruoshidahuaile，neiduokexia......”
xiaohunhuntouziyouxielianxidezhouqilemeitou，cuolecuoshoujianxiaodao，“ai，danshourenqiancai，zirandezhongrenzhishi，burangegedaoshikeyihaohaotengtengni，hahaha......”
shuozhe，bianlunqiquantoujiuzhunbeiwangtashenshangqu，jieguoquebeiyiguliliangqianzhizhule。
“砰！”
qinqingqingyishoushunshiwozhulehunhunhuilaideshouwan，chenzhesanrenfalengdekongdang，yiyanerbujixunleizhishi，taiqilingyizhishoulunquanjiuchaozhehunhuntouzidelianshangqu，sheixiangdaoliqiguoda，zhijiebarenyiquangandaoledishang。
“你！”
“laoda！”qitaliangrenfanyingguolai，ganmangpaoshangqianqudaqinqingqing。
jiezhexiaoxianglijiuchuanchule“pengpeng”liangsheng，liangrenjiebeichuaidaozaidi，tongdezhanbuqishen。
hunhuntouzijiancinuyishunjianbiaosheng，qishenyouchongleshangqu。
“还来啊？”
qinqingqingjianci，youxiewuqudepielepiezui，taiqituiduizhechongshanglaidexiaohunhunjiushiyijiao。
zhitingpengdeyisheng，hunhunjiuyouyingshengdaodile。
“你！”
“wozenmeyang？”qinqingqingyijiaocaishanglehunhuntouzidexiongkou，jingzhikeaidewawashilianjieshiwugu，“wokeshenmedoumeiyouzuoe～”
hunhuntouzijingdeqidoubushunle，nixianbajiaonuokai，tajiuxin！
“mingmingjiushinimenxianqifuwode。”
qinqingqingshuozheshuozhe，shengyinzhujianweiqu，kanzhehunhuntouzikongsudao：“nihaipianwo！wojiejiezheimehao，zenmekenengrangnimenlaidawo！”
neishengyinqicandejiuhaoxiangtashizhananyiyang。
jiuzaitawandezhenghaideshihou，naohailituranchuxianleyidaojiqiwunaidedianziyin。
【suzhu，biewanle......】
“bizui！”qinqingqingfanlegebaiyan，jiazhonglejiaoshangdelidao，tengdehunhundecanjiaolianlian。
“我还没玩够呢！”
系统：......
【suzhu，nvzhuta，zhengzaikanzhenini。】
“什么？”
qinqingqingwenyan，jixiebandechaozhexiangziwaikanqu，jiukanjianyigekusadenvsheng，chuanzheheqinqingqingyiyangdexiaofu，tabeiguangzhanzhe，xiyangjiangtadeyingziladezhangzhangde，rangrenkanbuqingmoyang。
qinqingqinglengleyixia，zheicaibudongshengsedejiangzijidejiaoconghunhuntouzidexiongkounuolexialai，zhuangzuoyilianhaipademoyangxiangqinlipaoqu。
bijingtajintiancaiganggangchuanguolai，erzaiqinlideyinxiangli，tahaishiyigejianbunengkangshoubunengtidebailianhuameimeini。
meicuo，qinqingqingchuanshule，chuandaoyibenjiaozuo《dalaodemajiayoudiaole》dehuabenzili，neigemeiqiangsaqiechaoduomajiadenvzhu，debailianhuameimeiqinqingqing。
yuanshuzhongdenvzhujiushiqinqingqingyanqiankusawubideren，qinli，3suishiyouyubaomudekanguanbuli，zaiyuqinjiarenwaichushibeirenguaizou，quezaituzhongfaqilegaoshao，renfanzijiantayanyanyixi，jiusuishouqizailubian，haozaiyiweihaoxindenainaijiangtajianlehuiqu，zaixiangxiazhangda，zhidao18suicaibeiqinjiazhaolehuiqu，congci，jiukaiqiletadiaomajiadechuanqizhilu。
eryuanzhuqinqingqingzeshiqinjiaconggueryuanlingyanglaide，erzailingyangqinqingqinghoumeijinian，qinmuyoushenglegeerzijiaoqinran，ziciyeduizheigemingyishangdeyangnvshuhulebushao，yixinzhiyoutadebaobeierzi。
zaiqinlihuidaoqinjiahou，yuanzhuyemeishaojinvzhuqinlizhaochamohei，jiushishengpaqinlidedaoqinfuqinmudexiai，congerjiangzijiganchuqinjia，dangrantameicidezaizangmoheidoubeiqinlihenhendedalianle，chengweilenvzhudiaomajialushangdedianjishi，erxiangzheizhongfansirendepaohuinvpeidejiejuziranhaobunaqu，zheibu，jinianhoutajiuyaobeinanzhusongdaojianyuli，guduzhonglaole。
ertazhengchuandaoqinliganghuiqinjiabujiu，beiyiduihunhunweikunzaixiaoxiangli，yuanshuzhongqinqingqingbeizoulehaojiquan，caibeiluguodeqinlijiulexialai，yuanzhubiaomianshangjiaxinjiayideduinvzhuganjitiling，huijiahouquegengtianyoujiacudegaozhuang，rangqinfuqinmuduitagengjiayane。
yaoshiyuanzhubuzhidaoneixiaohunhunbushiqinligulaide，qinqingqinghainenglijie，keshiyuanzhushizhidaode，bijingzhiyaobushigeshazidounengkanchulai，nvzhuzhenyaoshigurenlaidata，youhebijiutani。
haihaoxianzaichuandaoleqinlijiurenzhiqian，buranhaidetalaishoushilantanzi，neikejiubutaihaowanle。
juxitongshuo，yuanshuzhongdebailiannvpeiqinqingqingyeshigechuanyuezhe，zheifushentizhenzhengdezhurenyinshikongcuoluan，gangchushengjiudaolingyigeshijiequle，ertajiushineigeyinshikongcuoluanchuanyuededaomeidan。
gangchushengjiuchuandaolingyigeshijieyigegangchushengjiugoudailedegongzhushenshang，xianrujin，xitongjiangtacongneigehuangchaodailehuilai，yiwei“boluanweizheng”。
duici，qinqingqingbiaoshi，a，zheidaomeitouledeyisheng......
tahaijideneigejizijisuanmingdezhuchishuoguo，ta18suishihuiliyichangdajie，ruoshinengguo，bianshifenghuangyuhuo，aoxiangyukong，cihoudafudaguiyishengankang。
jiuwen，zheifuqitanengbuyaoma？
xiangtayeshiyichaogongzhu，benjiuronghuafuguizaishen，qiekuangfuyoudishangwei，mashangjiukeyiyongyoumeinansanqian，xiaosakuaihuole，jieguozai18suishengchenzheitianbeiyidaoleijipisile，huidaoshenmeyuanlaideshijie，haishiyibenhuabenzilideshijie，gengyougesha＊xitongcuinizuohaoganrenwu，guangshixiangxiangjiuzugoutoutengle。
qinqingqingmomotanleyikouqi，jiaobujiakuaidexiangqinlifeibenerqu，“jiejie！”
“jiejie，wohaopa！”qinqingqingfeisuduozaileqinlideshenhou，shengyinweizhan，“tamenyaodawo！”
qinli：“......”
三个混混：！！
tingkeaiyixiaoguniang，zenmenianjiqingqingdeyanjingjiuxiale，meikandaoshitamendoudaodibuqilema？