第3章
霎时。
sanzhanghaokandeliandanjuleguolai，guanxindizhushierlai。
jiangzianggangadiqishen，“fashengshenmeshile？”
xiaoyahuanchunyanxiangdaodouzibanjianggangcaideshiqingdaochu。
tingdaozijichadianshuaijinluzao，jiangzianghedelenghanzhichu。
xuqiantangjianzhuang，zhoumeiyaotou，“nizheishenzi......zhenshitaixulea。”
jiangziangcalecaetoudehan，wulifanbo，bijingxianzaizheijushentidequeguoyuleiruo。
taxinzhonganxiajueding：lianwu！bixulianwu！
buzhengmantouzhengkouqi，yigenanrenzongbeixifushuozijixusuanzahuishi？
yankanzhexuqiantanghaixiangguolaichanfu，jiangziangbaishoudao：
“meishi，wojiushipilaoguoduzaijiashangyinshibuguilv，daozhichangweidefudanjiazhong，danaoqueyangcaiyundaode，wentibuda！”
xuqiantangjingyadao：“xianggongbukuishidushuren，shuodehuawodoutingbutaidongni。”
jiangziangkandaobuyuandezhuoshangyijingbaimanmomo，xiangbizaizijihunmizheiduanshijian，lianggeniziyijingjiangmomoquannaquzhengle。
xuqianhuanxiangshichilingshiyiban，naqiyigechayemomobaichengxiaotuan，wangzuilipaoqu，dunangdao：
“daizi，zheixiemomoannishuodeneiyangfangshangyiduanshijian，zhendebianruanhule，suanniyoudianbenshi！”
“mei，womeibenshi！”jiangziangzuijiaoguazheqianxiao，“biru......wojiubuhuixiyifu。”
xuqianhuanfanyingguolai，liansedunshikuaxia，zijishuleduyue，yaoxiyigeyuedeyifua！
zuigandaozhenhandemoguoyuxuqiantang，yuanbentahaiweiliangshideshifachou，meixiangdaozheigebianyixianggongdaizhemeimeiheyahuanzhenzhetengchulexinqideshiwu。
erqie......weidaohaibucuo！
qizhishiziji，jiulianzhenggeqingzhuzhaiyeqianletayigedarenqing！
xuqiantangxiangqileshenme，nachuxuanzhitanzaishuzhuangtaishang，yanmodetongshiwenwanchusheng：
“xianggong，tingwennizaixianxuexuexiguoyiduanshijian，laofanniguolai，suibianxiejigezi，rangqieshenjianshiyixia？”
shuowan，tahaidaiyouqidaidizhabayanjing，biaoxiandegewaiwenyashuxian。
kanzhezheizhangmingmeidejuemeiliandan，jiangziangzixinxinpengzhangleqilai，zhongyuyoujihuibiaoxianbiaoxianle！
bijingzheigeshijiekemeiyoutangshisongci，gengmeiyoulibaidufuzhiliu，neihaibushirenyouzijijiejianma！
dushurendeshi，kebujiaochao。
xiangba，jiangziangtingzhijibeizoushangqianqu，dadaokuofuzuoxia，tibizhanmo，dongzuoyidun。
xuqianhuanxinlimanshibufu，chixiaodao：“zhuangmozuoyang！”
zaipangrenkanlai，jiangziangxiangshizaitiaowangchuangwaifengjingxunzhaolinggan，lvshui、bikong、yeya、wanyanshanmai.......
shijishang，tashizainulisisuozhezheigeshijieleisiyuxiaozhuanbandewenzigoucheng，huanhuanluobitiming。
“咏鹅。”
gangyiluobi，tajiuliuyidaoshenhouchuanlaidaoxilengqideshengyin，gengjiazixindihuihaopomo。
“eee，quxiangxiangtiange。”
“baimaofulvshui，hongzhangboqingbo。”
jiangzianggebi，huitoucaifaxiansanrenlianseguaiyi。
zhei.....haoxiangbingbushibeishicaizhenjingdaodeyangzi。
xuqianhuanmianlubuman，tuoqidao：“zhenshilangfeixuanzhi！”
chunyanyepuciyixiaxiaochushenglai，yinsongchusheng：“eee？zheizhongyesuanshishima？”
weiyouxuqiantangmianselengjing，daizhegulipailepaijiangziangdeshoubei，shouqiqitaxuanzhi。
“meishi，xianggong，ninyijingzuodehenbangle，qieshenzanshiyoushi，xianchuquyitang。”
tadeyudiaoqingrourushui，zhishicongcubufatouluchubupingjingdeqingxu。
jiangziangbujiedikanxiangxuqianhuan，houzhedaizhebuyue，diuxiayijuhua，niutoujiuzou。
“haiyiweininengbangmangxiejifengxin，zaigoumaiwuzideshihourangshubotamendaichuqu，rangzhailiduoyigemaimutouyuzhuzidemenlu，erqietingshuochaoyibenshunengzhengshiwenqianni，meixiangdaonidezichoude......meiyankan！”
zuihou，wuneizhishengchunyanyujiangziangdayandengxiaoyan。
chunyanwunaidiewantanxi：“ai，kanlaiguyeshududebuzenmeyanga......”
jiangzianglveyisisuo，bianmingbailezijinaolegedawulong，zheishou《yonge》suiranshihoushidekebenfanwen。
但那他丫是小学的！
erqieshiyuanzuozheluobinwangqisuisuozai，zaitongniannengxiechulaiziranjinghaijiazhang，erzijixiechuzheitongshiweimianyouxiebulunbulei。
tamiandaikuse，shenshenditanchuyikouqi，“zhenshizhuangneishabuchengfandalianlea！”
“meishi，guyenisuiran......，dandequeyijinghenbangle！”
“chunyan，gennishuogeshi。”
“什么？”
“nihenhuianweiren，yihoubieanweile。”
jiangziangxinzhongweidong，wendao：“buduia，jiranwoyijingzhengmingleshanlidejuruozheixienengchi，weishenmehaijizhemaizhu？”
“qingzhuzhairubufuchu，zheilianggeyueneidahuodoutianbubaoduzi。”
chunyantanxiyisheng：“guyejichudefangfasuiranhenhao，danzhailidehaitongpashishoubuzhu，yinweihaojiumeichirou，tamenjibendoubuzhangguogele。”
“yuanlairuci......budui，lizhaijilijiuyoutiaohe，weishenmebuqubuyu？neikedoushixianmeideyouzhiyuroua！”
“guyenishuodeshiluheba，shuiliutuanji，zhiyoulihaidebuyurencainengzhuadedao，haodeshihouyitiannengbugejitiao，danyunqichashiyitiandoumeiyoushouhuo。”
“buyuyinggaimeiyouzheimenancaiduia......”
jiangziangxinzhongqiguai，kanxiangchunyan，“mafannidaiwodaoluhekankanba。”
chunyannaolegehonglian，“bumafanbumafan，nujiazheijiulingguyequ！”
“shaodeng，beiduodianmomo，daihuiyinggainengyongshang！”
chuanguomijishucong，jiangzianggenzhetazoudaoluhebian。
guozhenshishuiliuxiongyong，anbianhaiyoubu**renpiaoxiyishang。
jiangziangkandezashe，“zheimehaodehekouhuanjing，yitianbuyujishitiaobushiqingqingsongsongma？”
furenmenhongxiaoyitang：“zhenmeijianshi！buyukemeinixiangdezheimejiandan！”
jiangziangdadalieliedizuozaiqingshishangyufurenmenliaoshangle，yifuzilaishudemoyang，meiyihuijiumingbaizheibiandebuyufangshiluohouqiejianlou。
zhijianyananbiandeduoweizhuanghantizhewangdoulaihuibenzou，tamendeshoulihaichiyouyigencuzaoliezhidezhuqiang。
哗啦！
水声四溅！
yuqunshoujing，sisanertao，neixiebuyurenkanzhunshijitouchuzhuqiang，yihuozhezongshenyiyuetiaojinheli。
danneixiezhuqiangjibendoushiroubaozidagouyiqubuhui，zuizhongshouhuoliaoliao。
yizhongbuyurenmanhuaiyuanqi，pianpianjiangzianghaizaibuyuanchukankanertan，shuoshenmebuyuhenqingsongdehua。
youxienianqingrenqijibaihuaidimadao：
“hunzhangdongxi，nidonggepidebuyu！”
“chibaishidejiahuo，cheshenmeduzi！”
jiangziangquebuyiweiran，zhixiaodao：“wokemeishuocuo，buyuqueshitingjiandande，zhishinimenzhangwobudaogezhongjiqiaobale。”
qiyubuyurennule，penchugengjianantingdehualai：“gunba！”
“zheibushinigaidaidedifang！”
嘭！
jiangziangshenjiaoyiban，zheirangmadezuixiongdeyufushizushuaijinleheli。
taqingpiaopiaodishuodao：“shuohuaqian，caganjingnidezui！”
“nizhei**，haigandongshou！”
zhouweiderenxiongsheneshadiweileguolai，nudengzhejiangziang。
“怎么着？”
jiangzianghaobuweijudifandenghuiqu，lengshengdao：“nimenhaixiangdawobucheng？”
“wokeshizhaizhufujun，nimenchuyanruwo，jiudengyuwuruzhaizhu！”
“gandongwo？haixiangbuxiangzaizheigeqingzhuzhaihunle！”
zuihouyijuhuabagaolejidu，hedezhongrenhunshenyizhen，jingwuyanyidui。
jiantamenchenmobuyu，jiangziangcaimanyidizuolexialai，dandingcongrongdizhihuiqilai：
“haole，shizhaizhutediqingwodaozheilaide，nimendaihuitingwoanpai......”
daduoshurenbufuqi，chuaizheyiduzinuyizhuanshenlikai。
danhaiyouqibaweilaoshirenliulexialai。
jiangziangbiandaizhetamenshougefujindezhuzihetengman，kaishibianzhiqibiezhiqieguaiyidezhuyuwang。
erqiejiangzianghaiyongmomozuoweichoulao，zhaohuzhexianxiadefurenmenbangmangbianzhi。
chunyankanzhelanzilidemomozhujianjiandi，doukuaijikule，danyoubuhaowuniguyedeyisi，jusangdichuitouziyu：
“yuanlaiguyehaishigebaijiazibayuliangfenledaban，zheixiaxiaojiehuilaikezenmebana！”
huran，qianmianyipianheiyinglongzhao，chunyantaitoubiankandaojiangziangluchuminglangxiaorong：
“fashenmedaini，zou！wodainiyongzhuyuwangbuyuqu！”
“buyu？yongzheigeqiguaidedongxi？”
chunyanjuedeguyepabushidelechizheng，youkaishifanhutule。
weiguanderenkandaotayoudafangyanci，gengshirenbuzhulengchaorefeng：
“zheichouwanyinengbudaoyu？”
“mouxierenpabushidushudushaleba，hahaha！”
jiangziangzaianbianfangxiazhuyuwang，momodijizhulezheixiechaofengzhedezuilian，danranchusheng：
“daihui，nimenbieqiuwojiuxing。”