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满场哄笑！
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gongjingdao：“sujingli，ninzenmelaile？”
zhouweibushaorenananlianmindewangxiangguanyingheyechenxing，laideshishangchangzongjinglisubai。
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“你，被解雇了！”
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zhidaozouchushangchangguanyinghaiyunhuhudebuganxiangxin。
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yeban，jinlingshanghuidasha。
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连说三个‘好’字。
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江枫眠疑惑道。
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jiangfengmiandaxiaozhedepailepaisubaidejianbang，zhengzhongdao：“jintiannibanglewodamang，jinlingshanghuiyougefuhuizhangweiziyizhikongque。”
“现在，归你了！”
subaimeitouyitiao，tingdaozheigerenming，taxintoukuangxi。
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fenglinyuanxiaoqu，guanyingguadiaodianhua，manlianyouchou。
“jintianguanyaoshoulezheimedadeqi，takendingshiqugaolediaozhuang。”
“gangcaiyeyedalaidianhuashuotanggeguanqinghuilaile，yaowocanjiamingwandejiazuyanhui，haiteyishuomingnitongqu。”
“zheibaimingleshihongmenyan，zenmeban？”