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“puhahahahahahaha，ni？nishifujiadezhangquanren？”
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我嘲讽地笑了。
cishi，wohexuzhaozhaodeshoujitongshixiangleqilai。
yuanlaishidaoshizaibanqunlifalexiaoxi：
“geweitongxue，fujiahaomenzongcaifufeichenxiexiaoshaoyemashanghuilaicanguanxuexi，zishitida，qingtongxuemenzhenglihaoyirongyibiao，zhuyilimaosuzhi，haohaojiedailiangweifujiaren！”
班群沸腾了。
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xuzhaozhaodeyanjingliangdeheren。
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车门打开。
yigexiaoxiaodeshenyingcuanchulai，pudaowodeshenshang。
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小侄子奶声奶气道。
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fufeichenhuanbuxiangwozoulai。
xuzhaozhaodeyidiyangqilemeimao。
jiuzaitajuliwohaiyouyimijulideshihou。
“噗通！”
fufeichenchongzhewoguixiale。