zaochen，jianghuaishifengyunjiudian。
“linnan，nigewangbadanjingrangangenbiedenvrenguihun，ganjinjilaoniangqilai！”
“哗……”
yitongfennuliangshui，haobuliuqingdijiaozailechuangshangneigeshushuidenanzishenshang。
“wokao！fadashuile？”
linnanbeijiaolegetouxinliang，yixiazijiucongshuimengzhongjingxingle。
jiugangcai，tazaimengligenhaojigebijinimeinvzaihaibianwanshua，nizhuiwogandehaoburenao。
tianhenlan，yunhenbai，hailanghenlang……jiugenlinnandexinqingyiyanglang。
tazhuazhulejigeshencaihaodaobaozhadebijinimeinv，zhengzhunbeiheiheiheiyifan。
zheiyidatongliangshuixialai，chadianduoletadesanhunqipo，shundaizhe……bayiqiemeimengjijiaochenglepaoying！
naohuozhidelinnanroulerouyanjinggangzhunbeimaniang，quefaxianmianqianzhengzhanzhelianggenuqichongchongdemeinv。
zuobianneigegaogemeinv，nianjishaoxiaoyidian，jiuxiangshihanbaodaifangdehuaduo，kanshangqufeichangdiqingchunhuoli。
tachuanzhetxuniuziku，danshijiandandechuanzhedabanquegengjiatuxianletagaotiaodeshencai，xiuzhangjinbengdeshuangtui……danpingzheishencai，suisuibianbiandanggechaomoyebufeishier。
zhibuguo，zheinvhaixianzaideyangzihenshiqifen，shuangshouchayao，numuyuanzheng，sishiyaobalinnanjishengtunhuoboleyiyang。
yaoshizuobiandemeinvsuanshiyanyaqunfang，neime……youbianneigemeinvkeyichengzhiweixiannvxiafanle！
tayizhangbazhangdadeedanlian，meiruyuanshanhandai，yanruxihushuishengyan，gaobiliang，yingtaoxiaokou……zheizhanglianpangkanchengwanmei，jihutiaobuchurenhedemaobing。
neishenqingxinshuanglidanshichuizhuiganjiqiangdezisezhiyeduanquntaozhuang，fangfoshiweiletasirendingzhideyiban，qiadaohaochudigoulechuletadewanmeiquxian。
duanqunxianeishuangchongmandanxingdeshuangtuiguozheheise**，zukemiaoshawushunanrendeyanqiu。
yonglaohuashuo，duoyifenzexianduo，shaoyifenzexianshao。
zheigedameinv，keweishizaowuzhudeenci！
简直美到犯规！
buguo，meinvcikedexinqingbingbushihenhao，lianshangxiangshilongzheyicenghanshuang，hunshenshangxiasanfazheyigudiqiya，fangfoyikuaigengubuhuadejianbing。
takanxianglinnandeyanshenzhong，chongmanlebiyihefennu。
linnankandaozheigemeinvzhihou，dunshibameichukoudezanghuashouhuilai，bianliansidihuanchengroumaxixidijianxiaodao：“lao……laopo，shenmefengbaninjichuilaile？”
老婆？
ruoshiyouwairenzaizhei，yidinghuibaxiabadoudiesuile。
yaozhidao，zheigechaojidameinv，naishijianghuaishiheheyoumingdeyejiadedaqianjinyeqingcheng。
shuodaoyeqingcheng，zhenggejianghuaishijihuwurenbuzhiwurenbuxiao，shigebuzhebukoudeshangjienvqiangren。
才貌双绝！
biedebuti，taqinshouchuangbanchenglideqingchengjituan，yijingchenggongjishenjianghuaishibaiqiangqiyedeqianlie，huodenashuimingxingqiyedechenghao。
erjiuzaijinqi，qingchengjituanhaichoubeizaimeilijiandenasidakeshangshi，keweishifengguangwuxian。
zuodaozheiyiqie，yeqingchengzhiyonglesanniandeshijian——erqiehaishizaimeiyoudongyongrenheyejiaziyuandeqiantixia。
youcikejian，yeqingchengdegerennengliyouduoqiang。
zhanzaiyeqingchengpangbiande，zhengshiyejiaerxiaojieyekeer。
yejiaeryatouduijingshangbingmeiyouduodaxingqu，danshiwenyixibaoquehenfada，caishangdaer，yijingjieguohaojizhiguanggao，dandangguodulidewangjunvzhujiao。
tayijingjiedaoleshijieyinledingjixuefuyisimanxueyuandetezhaominge，bingqieyijinggenguoneiyouzhe“zaoxingdianjinshou”chenghaodeailejingjigongsiqianyue。
keyishuo，yekeerxingtubuke**，rihoubiranshiyikeranranshengqidexinxing！
zhengyinweiruci，yejiajiemeihuashihenduohaomenguizhouxinmuzhongzuilixiangdezeouduixiang，zhuiqiuzhewanruoguojiangzhijimangmangduo。
fanguanlinnanzheigejiahuo，zhangdebugaoyoubushuai，kanshangquyoudiansongsongdejiahuo，jingrangandangzheyeqingchengdemianhantalaopo……
jiusuanshilaihamaxiangchitianerou，yebuganzheiyangxianga！
zheiyaoshibeijianghuaishidegezhongerdaimenjitingdao，pabushiyaobatajiyongtuomojiyansi？
meixiangdaodeshi，yeqingchengtingdaozheigechenghuzhihou，daimeiqingculeyixia，yuqibuyuedishuodao：“wojinggaoguoni，zaiwaimianbuyaozheimechenghuwo。”
呃？在外面？
neijiushishuo……meirendeshihoukeyizheiyangjiao？
yejiushishuo，zheijiahuozhendeshitadelaogong？
zheiyaoshibeineixiemingliananlianderenmentingjian，buzhidaohuibuhuiyigegebeitongyujue，qiangzhequtiaohuaijiang。
linnantianzhelianpeixiaodao：“laopo……fangxinba，zheilizhiyounigenxiaoyiziliangren，meiyoushenmewairen。wohanniyisheng，niyebuhuishaoyikuairou，duiba？”
“sheishuomeiyouwairende？linnan，shiniyanxiahaishidangwomenxia？nikankannichuangshangdaodishishei！”yekeernuqichongchongdichayaozhiwen，jiuxiangshifanudeshizi。
“wochuangshang？meirena……”linnanyiliannamendiniutoukanxiangpangbian。
这一看……
linnanhedeyibengsanchigao，chadianhunfeiposan。
我靠！
laozichuangshangweishenmehuiyouyigenvren？
erqie，chuandezheimedi“qingliang”！
zheigenvrenzhangdehaixing，shencaiyechaobang，yitouzonglisedejuanfaxiashiyizhangjiqiwumeidelianpang，xiangjilehulijing。
tazongheqilaikeyidagebafen，zhibuguogenyejiajiemeiliangrenbiqilaijiuyoudianshaoxianxunsele。
“ni……nisheia……”linnanchengmujieshe。
neigenvrenroumeiyixiao，jiaochendao：“zuowannikeshiwandetingkaixin。zenme？jintianqichuangjiuburenzhangle？”
“zhei……”linnandaochouzheliangqi。
chuangshangmeinvbuhuangbumangdixiankailebeizi，ranhoubuguqitasanrendemuguang，zigudichuanqileyifu。
chuandaizhengqidenvrennaqizijidebao，xiaosadidaishangmojing，lingkongjilinnanlaileyigefeiwen，zhalezhayanjingwumeidao：“shuaige，nidegongfubucuo，gaitianzaiyueha。”
shuowan，tayiweishenzhangdiduiyekeerkanleyiyan，ranhoujiqixiaosadilikaile。
zhiliuxiafengzhonglingluandelinnan。
“yo……gongfubucuo？gaitianzaiyue？linnan，nibuquzuoyajianzhilangfeile。”yekeeryinyangguaiqidishuodao。
“womeiyou……wobushi……biexiashuoa。”linnanyitaofourensanlian。
“neigangcaineigenvrenshizenmehuishi？nibiegaosuwo，shitazijipaodaonichuangshanglaide。neinvrenyikanjiubushishenmehaodongxi，wojienayidianbibushangrenjia？”yekeeryilianchuanfawen，shetulianhuajiugenlianzhupaosidi。
“wo……”linnanweizhiyusai。
taqiujiudikanxiangyeqingcheng，xiwangtanengbangmangshuoshuohaohua。
meixiangdaodeshi，yeqingchengkandoubukantayiyan，ershizhijiecongkunbaolimiannachuleyifenwenjianrengzailelinnandegenqian。
“qianleba。”yeqingchengmianruohanshuang。
“zheishishenmea？”linnannaolenaotou。
“离婚协议书。”