第5章 琐事高堆

anzhongqianjihushibuziyikebutingxiedilaidaoletingyuxuan,kanzhezijiahaizaixiangchichatangdemeishi,zheiqibianshibudayichulai,meishijingzhuxuwangyanmamayan,tingtaxudao:“tajiajianvdoushihuanxidehen,zendilundaowojianvjiushizheibanmentinglengqing,lianshigexiqingwujianyemeigezhiban,taweishiyeshizhengjingsihouguowoxiaojiniande,meiyougonglaoyeyoukulao,shiqianjiushengxiazheiyigenver,nizenkezheibankedaitaa?”

meishitinglaihaobuduiqi,ruobushizhangjitajifenzhugongyanmian,youqiliaojitazheibanhaolianse。

xianglaimeishiyishishouzhiyushaogendao:“ejiushitaweishisihouleni,hejizhewojiumeiyousihouguonima,nonghuaxuanneiweijiumeiyousihouguonima,ganqingnizaizheilijiaopu,zheixieniannianjingbuhaonibushimeigezhangyanjingqiaojian,ruobushiwoyoujifenbojiazhuang,fangxiezugong,niyiweinihainengzaizheililizhiqizhuangditongwoshuolima,qiezheifenqinshihaishinizijizuonongde,tajiapinliyejiuzheiban,shejiaowoninonggebaibazhuojitarenxiangchima,tashigeshunv,benjiugaizhezheibanlishu,nizheibandahuakeshixiangyaozhaonongsheini,wogaozheni,nideerzixianzaikehaizaikaoyuanlikaozheni,ruoshimeigejidibianshinidebushi!”

anzhongqianqueshimeixiangdaomeishiganshirucitongtashuohua,xiangtazaonianshudushengxianshukaojizaiyebuguodegetongsheng,xingdemeishidaniangzikanshangzheicaichenglejia,zhishihunhouzheicaifangjuemeishilihai,erqieshandu,yiduxiangyaohuihun,danyanqiaoernvyisheng,meiyoucuochujingyeshixiubude,fanmenzhiyuzheicaiyoulehouchuliangwei。

dantapianrengesili,duanshibuyuancongletadeyiyoudao:“jixietianzhijingyemeiyouma,dabulecongwodechishilikou,fandingwoyaojiwodenveryigetiji,cishinizuihaotingjianlequ,ruoshiburanxiuguaiwofanlianwuqing!”

rengxiazheihua,anzhongqianjihushitouyebuhuidipaolechuqu,redemeishixianma:“fanlefanle,taweishishengdenversuandeshenmedongxi,wangrilibianshitizheyaoshineigehumeimingzheanzhejiaoxunwo,rujinlianshiwozheigedaniangziyebufangzaiyanli,aiyowodemingzenmezheimekua,jiajilebuzhongyongdexianggong,rujinzheigejiahaiyaowofanggongshoudianyangzhe,zheishigeshenmeshia,keshiruiyatouqinzitonglaoyeshuolejinrizhishi?”

meishixuyezhenshipaneianzhongqianfanhun,zheibanianjiruozaishibeixiule,kezhenchengshenmeshile,yanmamatinglaimeishimeiyanshaozhuan,jiazhejifenhuidao:“kebuquanshini,jinerwanlaoyezaiyaoshineichuyongfan,wodezhinvshitingzhezailiugeershuodeshisiguniangjinzhewugeermaishu,yaoshijiuxiangjiezhesiguniangshuonindebushi,qiliaoshilaoyezhaoguolaile,laoyejiushixianggesigunianggetiji,daniangzirenrenbianshile,zendihaishuluolaoyeqilai,zheibushiyaobalaoyewangnonghuaxuanganma?”

“nizendibuzaoshuo,rujindouchenglezheibannizheimeshuohaiyouheyisi?”tingdemeishizheifantongchi,yanmamaqueshirenbuzhuxianggen:“douguaiwoneizhinvyishituobudeshen,rangdaniangzishoujingle!”

jianyanmamazhibuzhujingdijizijijugong,meishizuishanglihai,danqiaozhezijiasihouguolaideren,zhiqiguizhiqikeqiemoshangleqingfen,dangjiqianletaxiaqu,zijigumozhehezhetangcha,xinlibiequyeshihebudeduoshao,shunshoutilebingsuxiujinyutuanshanlengbudingchaoruiyatoufangneichuqule。

qiuriduoshengbaijing,meishiyiluzoulai,yanqiaozheyoulangaihui,hanfengguanxiu,xinzhongjingshishengxiehaipa,zhengdangzhehuizhishi,queshichouzhezijiaguanrenconglibianzoulechulai,dangxiayingleshangquhanwen:“keshirangqianlangweinanle,wozheizuodaniangzideyeyoujifenbushi,zheibuqianlexiejiaozi,youhuanlehuofangzuoxiezibudetangyao,rangqianlanggaoxinggaoxing?”

anzhongqianzheirenzaonianqianxundehen,deyiyuzushangqingliumingsheng,zaidangdiyekexiangshouzhongjubandedaiyu,zhishizheiyoumingwuli,anzhongqianshidabadabayinzitaochuqule,shenmeyelaozhe,weiduzheimianzishishizushidituotiezailianshang,zheizhongxiaoernvzhishitayouzenhuibuyaozulemianzi,kandaomeishitieqian,tayishijiahaoleqiangdiao:“nikaixinbianhao,fandingzheigejiadoushidaniangzizuozhu,woweinanbuweinandeyouyoushenmedajin,rihouwomenhubuxianggan,niyeyaobuyongshufuzheibanduo,heng!”

“aiya,guanrenkehaishizaishengwodeqi,zhouqiyijingzhidaocuole,jiazhongzaishiweinanyeyaobaoquanguanrenyanmianbushi,guanrenxintengwangqiezinv,wozheigezuodaniangzideyezhenzhenshigaisi,jingbuzhiguanrenyipianchiqing,cuozaiwo,cuozaiwo,jinriwojibianshiyaopinshanganjiadaniangzideyanmianyeyaoqiuderuiyatoudeyuanliangcaishi!”meishidengshishuolaijiuyaozuanrufangqu,keshibaanzhongqianheleyitiao,jiutafangcaineijuanjiadaniangzizheijinqukebujiushizaihuantadiuyicirenma,shibude,shibudedi!

axihushitingmenwaidongjing,zhengdangchuqutankanzhishi,queshibeianliangruihuanzhudao:“moyaozaichuqule,waitoudaniangzizhengtongdiedieshuohua,nizheiyiquqibushirangtamennankan,fangcaidiedieyijingdayingwohuijinzhewoyongdu,ruciwomenshoutouyekekuanyuxie,pashidaniangzizheikouqiyishihaiyanbuxia,qieyoutaquba!”

“guniangniyezhenshikelian,mingjieshidaniangzidiaonanni,shenhouyemeigerenshuohua,rujinjiushiyaojiarenlejiazhuangqianyeyaozijimoulai,neizhoufuerlangtingzheqianjirikeshibazijiedelihai,shuoshiweilejitaneiqieshiyigemingfen,qiaoqiaoneishigeshenmedia,zheihaimeijiaguoqu,yehaibuzhidaojiadeshei,guniangwanghounidekurizikezendihaoa!”axizaishishuolaiyijingxiangleilianlian,shia,wanghouderizijiujingyebuzhidaoyaozenmegeaifa,wanghoupojiadishizaiyemeiyouanshaohuoneibanxintengzijiderenerle,xiangdaozheili,anliangruishouzhongneibingjiangsexiufoshouhuachunniaotuanshanbianshilenglengqingqingzhuidi,rupieqizhiwu,luorujiujiuchenai。

huijikaoshengyuanchang,wenrencaiziwubuhuimosijing,xixiuxiangchou,weiyouyijiaofanglideanshaohuozhengshiyaotibihezishi,querouzhisanfa,kandezhouzaolengqing,xinzhongbianshiyiyucuoyangdao:“yebuzhisimeimeirujinruhele,qianshijiazhongzhidaomanwo,jingshilianzheidengdashiyebugaozhiyuwo,yebuzhisimeimeiruhele,jiazhongyebuzhikeshixiaoniangzaiqifuta,wozheigezuogegedeyezhenshimeiyong,bunengweimeimeitaigaomendijitamougehaorenjia,meimeimoyaoguaiwocaishi!”

raoxiangneianliangruimeimeiwubushizaitadekanhuxiamousheng,xianglaineiqinshidingshibushitasuoyuan,zhenyaokananliangruibeibiwunai,ertazheigezuogegedezhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhe,jiaotaruhexinteng?

ciri,neizhoujiadayuanliwaiquanzigerenao,xiqingyipai,ranshizheiyijiarendouquanmeigexiaolian,qitianshichichihaiweihuilai,qisiyebuyuanshangzhuolumian,redefanzhuomianqianerlaoshuangshuangtanxi。

raoshiqianshigendao:“nishuoshuokebujiushinibandehutushi,nikankanzheigejiadouchengleshenmeyangle,daxijiangjin,jiazhongwubandianshengqi,zheiruoshichuanchuquyaobushijianwomenmenwaigualianggehongchouduan,sheizhidaonilibianrenbandeshenmeshili!”

zhouzhengguozhengdaqishouchikuaikaozhilurou,dantingzijianiangzizheibanshuolai,tayouzenhuibumingqizhong,zhibuguoshiyichengxing,liaotazhouqisiyemeiyoutuidededaoli,zhibuguoneiqianshishifenlihai,ruocikebucuocuoruiqigengdaiheshi,xiangdaozheichuqinghengdao:“erzimenbushengxing,nizheigezuozhumuhaibuxiaodefencunma,zheimenqinshiwokanshundangdehen,jiushinizijixinzhongzuoguai,taozheibuzizairangbiejiegerenyenanshoucaihaoni!”

qianshitinghouqibudayichulai,dengshiyouma:“ruobushinibutongjiazhongrenshangliangbabadijiangneijihexidianjiaozisonglechuqu,rujinyoucituibude,zheicaibanshangdingdingle,qieduifangrujinnidaoshizeyuanwoqilai,fencun?nihaizhidaofencun,nizheigezuolaoyeyoushinadeshenmefencun,jiazhongyouleyizhuangchoushibuzhi,rujintianyouyizhuangzhangnidelianneiyeshihuogai!”

zhouzhengguotinglaishajianlulese,gubudexiangshuozhidehuixiuliqu,yuanshizaonianzhouzhengguoyeshigeaiqihujiazhiren,youtianyebuzhizendi,zhijianmenwaineiqieshilishitingdaleduzilaidaotademianqian,feiyaojiaotahewanjingcha,yanqiaozhezijiaguanrenwuhuakeshuo,qianshijinzhexiaohuazheicairangtazhuxiayangtai,yuanyiweilishishigeruoxingzi,sheiliaotajingganfangxinatian,hezhesuanjita,qianshimobudezhengjuyezhidezuoba,rujintabuqiudafudaguiderenjia,danqiushigedinvyehaojitachengchengyaogan,rujinshigeshunvyouhaiweijiarujiamenjiuchenglezheiban,jiaoqianshirujinyandexiazheikouqi!

yipangdewangmamajianshizheiban,renbuzhuxiangshuoxie:“daniangzikeqiemozaitonglaoyechaole,zongshixingzirenbuzhuyeyaoren,neilishichushendijian,humeishouduangengshilede,rujinlaoyezheishikendingquletaneichu,ruoshineilishizaitiaosuojiju,daniangzicaizhenzhenshiyaoduoshoujiribiequ,rujinsiergezhengzaixigeguzheneixiaolishi,daniangziyezhenshikudehen,yijinmenbianyaochijinlezheilixingdekutou,xiangneianshibijingyeshiqingliumendi,shunvpashiyaobidijianxiedeqieshiyaodetixuduo,daniangzixudehaohaozhenzhuozhenzhuocaishia!”

wangmamashiqianshiniangjiadailaidetijiren,dandaxinxi,qianshixuduozuoweixutingta,caibaodejiazhonganning,zhishiyanqiaozhejiazhongdemafansuoshishiyueduiyuegao,qianshidexinzhongbiantingbushangjijule,yanxiaererqisishitongzijialaoziyigebingxing,wanghoupajiushiyegubudetale,yanxiayezhinengjituozaitaneidaerqitianshenshang。