第1章
“xiaowangye，ninkuaipaoba，wangyetizhedaoshuoyaopileninna！”
“ninsizinuoyongjunxiangqupiao，wangyejiangwangfutaokong，caidushangdezheikulonga！”
“wangyexianzaizhengzaiqitoushang，dengtaxiaoleqi，ninzaiqugentafugeruanrengecuojiuxingle。”
zhuyouxuanyouxiefamengdekanzheyanqianderen，yidaduixinximengrancongnaohaizhongzhaxian。
piankehou，zhuyouxuanmingbaile，yiqiedoumingbaile。
zijizheishichuanyuele，chuanyuedaoleyigeleisiwuchaodeguojia，kaichuyiwuliguo，houshibuduanfazhanwenhua，wenwubingcun，suanshishifenqiangshengde。
erqiekaiguohuangdiyexingzhu，dangqianguohao，zhenwu。
ertahaishiyigehuangqinguoqi！
dangqianwuchaohuaiwangzhuchangxunzhizi，haishidizi，yuzijitongmingtongxing。
zhuyouxuanshenshenxileyikouqi，yanzhongjinshijingxi。
“hahahahaha......”
“zheitemejiushiminga！”
“laozifadale，fadale，jingranchuanyuechenglexiaowangye！”
“ai，zenmebuzaishishijing，chuanyuechenggehuangzini，chuanchenghuangdi，jiugengwanmeileya。”
zhuyouxuanduiyuchuanyueerlaideshenfen，shixiangdangdemanyi。
keshixiayike，zhuyouxuanbianxiaobuqilaile。
yinweizhuyouxuanchedijieshoulezheishentidejiyi。
zijidelaozi，mingweihuaiwang，shize......
shizequeshiwuchaohuangdizhuyoujian，qiujinzaishuntianchengzhongdaizaidefeizhua！
zhenwusannian，chaotingcaizhenglianniankuikong，yinianshuishouliangbaiwanliang，zhichuquegaodaqibaiwanliangbaiyin！
zijilaodie，xianzaijiushizhenwuhuangdideqianguanzi。
shenmeshihoutaobuchuqianle，shenmeshihouyejiuwanduzile。
ergenjuhuaiwangfuneixianzaidecaizhengqingkuang，kongpayenanyiweixiduojiule。
erzaochengzheiyiqiedegenbenyuanyin，jingranshiziji！
zijizheiqianshen，zaizheishuntianchengneidemingtoukedadehenna。
shuntianchengneitouhaobaijiazi，diyiwanku！
**，baijiadaomanmenchaozhannazheishi。
zhuyouxuandeetoudunshimaochulelenghan，youqishixiangdaoneiweishafawuqingdezhenwuhuangdi。
shiqisuijixiongweidengji，leitingzhishisaomieweizhongxianweishoudeyandang。
houlai，shuntianchengpo，zheiweihuangdikeyitaozhiyaoyao，quejiushibutao，ningyuanshangdiaozisha，yebuyuanhoutuibanbu。
zheicaiyouleneijujunwangsishejideqiangumingyan！
“你这逆子！”
“yuanlaiduozaizhei，jintiankanzanbupilenizheihunzhangwanyi！”
yishengnuhoudapolezhuyouxuandesixu。
fangyanwangqu，yirenliuzheshanyanghu，humushengwei，shenchuanjiaolongpao，shouchizhangdaoerlai。
zheijiushizijidelaodie，huaiwangzhuchangxun！
kanzhezijidelaodie，youqishiqishouzhongfanzhehanguangdezhangdao，zhuyouxuanqueturanxiaoleqilai。
budanmeipao，zhuyouxuanfanermaizhebazibu，yingshanglemanmianshengnudezhuchangxun。
“chouxiaozi，haibupao？”
“zhenyiweilaozibuganpileni？”
“laozixianzaijiupileni，gaoweiliezuliezong！”
shuozhe，manmianshengnu，diankuangzhijidezhuchangxunzhijieduizhezhuyouxuanyangqilezhangdao！
却不料......
“来！”
“来来来！”
“爹，您往这砍！”
“dui，jiushizhei，ninkeqiaohaole，kanzhundian，lidaoyedadian，zheiyanghaierganjuebudaotong！”
zhuyouxuantouyiwai，shuozhejiujiangzijidebozisongdaolezijilaodiedezhangdaozhixia！
shunjian，zhuchangxunlengzaiyuandi，shouzhongfanzhehanguangdezhangdao，jingranwanghouchoulechou。
“别往后退啊爹！”
“ninyidaoqidalichen，haierbaozhengrentougundi。”
“die，ninyaoxiabuleshou，laibadaojihaier，haierzijileduanlequ！”
“lailailaidie，ninbadaojihaier！”
zhuyouxuanshuozhe，biankaishiqiangduozijilaodieshouzhongdezhangdao。
zhuchangxunshunjianguaijiaoyisheng，erhoumengranjiangzijishouzhongdezhangdaoshuailuozaidi。
“ai......zaoniea！”
“benwangyishiyingming，zenmejiushenglenizheimegehunzhang！”
“qishabenwang，qishabenwanga！”
kanzheturandunzuozaidishang，manmiantongxindelaodie，zhuyouxuanerhuabushuo，zhijiemengranjianqiledishangzhangdao。
zhuchangxundunshilengzaiyuandi，yilianmengbidekanzhezijizheigekengdieerzi。
“嗯？？？”
“hunzhangdongxi，nixiangganma？”
“nihaixiangshifubucheng！！！”
xiayike，zhuyouxuanjiangzheizhangdaomengranjiazailezijidebozishang！
kandaozheiyimu，zhuchangxundeshuangyanchadiandengchulai，zhijiecongdishangtiaoleqilai。
“aiyou，xuanera，ni......ninini！”
“nizheishixiangganshenme！”
“tingfuwangde，ganjinjiangdaofangxia，zheidaokefenglidehenna！”
tingzhezijilaodiedehua，zhuyouxuanquejiangdaotiedelizijibozigengjinlejifen。
erhou，zhuyouxuanyishoujiadao，lingyizhishouzhijieduizhezhuchangxunshenchuguoqu。
“给我银子！”
“五千两！”
“buranwoxianzaijiusizainimianqian，zhenghaosuilenindeyi。”
zhuchangxunzuijiaoyizhenkuangchou，nucongxinqi。
wanwanmeixiangdao，zheigenizi，bujinbuzhicuo，haibianbenjiali！
“nizi！nizia！！！”
“nixiuxiangzaiconglaozizheinadaoyiwenqian！”
“xiuxiang！younengnai，nixianzaijiusiba，zheidaolaguoqu，ketengdehen！”
zhuchangxunhuayuluodi，benyiweizijizheierzihuijiangdaofangxia。
quemeixiangdao，zhuyouxuanjingrantidaojiumo！
daofengshang，yimoxianxuezhijiebiaochu！
zheiyimu，zhijiehehuailezhuchangxun。
yimiaoshenshouruhuai，yizhangwuqianliangdeyinpiaobeizhuchangxunshuliandetaochu！
“ji！jijiji！！！”
“xuaner，moyaochongdong，moyaochongdonga！”
“huaiwangfukejiunizheiyigendumiaoa！”
“niyaoqian，fuwangjinibianshile！”
“ji！kuaibadaofangxia，fangxiaya！”
guangdangyisheng，shouzhongzhangdaozhijiebeizhuyouxuandiuzailedishang。
haobukeqi，zhuyouxuanyibajieguolezijilaodieshoulidewuqianyinpiao，erhoumeishirensidemolemozijidebozi。
yibajiangshenchudexianxuecadiao，zhuyouxuanzaicikanxiangleyilianqijibaihuai，eryoudanjingshoupadelaodie。
“diea，ninzaojiqianbujiuwanlema。”
“zheibozishangpolexiaokou，buaishitayetenga！”
“bieshengqiledie，haierbaozheng，zheishizuihouyicigenninyaoqianle。”
“yihoua，haierlaizhengqianjininhua！”
“tianxianlouxinlailelianggexiyuhuji，zitaishangcheng，die，ninbufangxianqubaibaihuoxiaoxiaoqi。”
“haierxianzoule，ninbaozhong！”
huayuluodi，zhuyouxuanhengzhexiaoquliqu。
zhuchangxunzehenhennajiaochuailejixiaqiangmian，guanjialaoqianshanshanlaichi，yilianjiaojidezoudaolezhuchangxunshenbian。
“wangyea，ninxiaoxiaoqi，xiaoxiaoqi！”
buliao，zhuchangxunquezhijieduizheguanjialaoqianbailebaishou。
“消个屁的气啊！”
“benwangruoshixiangbukai，zaobeizheinizijiqisile！”
“haizuihouyicigenbenwangyaoqian，wopei，zheichouxiaozimeicidouzheimeshuo！”
“zou，genbenwangqutianxianlou，xuanershuoneililailelianggexiyuhujishenshibucuo！”
guanjialaoqiangoulouzheshenzi，tingzhezijijiawangyedehua，dunshizuijiaoyizhenkuangchou。
zheiyilaoyishao......
真是绝了！