第3章 手撕白莲,脚踏渣男

xiayimiao,suruoruozhenggerenshuaidaozailedishang。

“ruoruo,nimeishiba?”

gaodadenanrensanbubingzuoliangbudipaoguolai,fuqidishangdesuruoruo,manliandoushixintengzhise。

“chengyuge,buguaijiejie,shiwozijibuxiaoxin。”

suruoruoyanquantonghong,muguanghanleiquebukendiaoxia,lazhechengyudexiuzirouruodao。

“nibieweitashuohua。”chengyusangyinqingroudianweiwanta,likeyouchenzheliankanxiangsuyin:“suyin,nixiaozhangbahudelaomaobingshibushiyoufanle?tuileruoruo,haibukuaiguolaidaoqian!”

suyinchunjiaogouqiyimolengxiao,yuqiyouliangyouchong:“nimeizhangerduo?tadoushuoleshitazijibuxiaoxin。”

“haishishuoniduozhangleyizhiyanjing,caihuikandaoshiwotuilesuruoruo?”

chengyucongweibeisuyinyongzheizhongtaiduduidaiguo,zhenjingdikanzheta。

nengrangshangbeizidesuyinchenmiqizhong,zuizhongnaodejiaporenwang,chengyuziranshizhangdebucuo,shifengmiquanxiaodexiaocao。

cishichuanzheangguidexizhuang,gengxiandemeimuqinglang。

danxianzaidesuyinzhijuedeyaneyoutonghen。

chengyuhuiguoshenlai,yiguxiunushengshangxintou:“suyin!”

suyintaoletaoerduo,yilianbunai:“jiaonibaba**ma?”

chengyujianguisidekanzheta:“nifengle?!”

suyintiaoqiyanpizijiangtacongtoudaliangdaowei,xianqiyouqingmie:“nandaowoshuodebudui?nichuanzhewomaidexizhuang,daizhewomaideshoubiao,congtoudaojiaozheiyitaodouyaojishiwanle,shenweiyishifumu,worangnijiaoshengbabaguofenma?”

chuanzhetasongdeyifuhaiyoulianchongtadahoudajiao?tadelianni?

程宇:“……”

tazhanghonglelian,qidexiongkoubutingqifuzhe,gangxiangpokoudama。

yipangdesuruoruochelechetadexiuzi,hongzheyankuangkaikoudao:“chengyugege,zhendeshiwozijibuxiaoxin,niwuhuijiejiele,cairangjiejiezheimeshengqi,nikuaihejiejiedaoqianya。”

chengyukanzhesuruoruochongtashiyanse,yikouqigengzaixiongkou。

xiangdaojintiandejihua,tabudeburennai,jililuchuyigekuijiudexiaolai,yuqihuanhedao:“suyin,duibuqi,shiwocuoguainile。”

suyinjiangliangrendexiaodongzuojinshouyandi,tamanbujingxindixiaolexiao:“meiguanxi,weirenfumude,nanmianhuiyudaobuxiaozi。”

“……”

suruoruozaicilalelajijiangbaoqidechengyu,huyidikanxiangsuyin,xinzhongdebuanyuelaiyueda。

suyincongweiyongzheizhongtaiduduidaiguotamen,jintianzenmehuranbianle?

那他们的计划……

zhenghuaiyizhe,suyinsiyousuojue,yishuangruilidemouzizhizhikanguolai:“nimenhaiyoushima?meishijiugun,zheishiwodexiuxishi。”

suruoruodelianseyouqingzhuanheiyouzhuanbai,tayinrendexiaolexiao,shitandao:“jiejie,womenjintianshuohaodeshiqing,nikebiewangle。”

suyindandansaotayiyan,fuyandidianlediantou。

suruoruozheicaisonglekouqi。

dagaishifangcaichengyubufenqinghongzaobaijiuchizesuyin,rangtaqilenifanxinlicaihuizheiyang。

zhiyaobudanwutamendejihuajiuhao。

“neijiejie,nixianxiuxi。”suruoruochongzhesuyinluchuyigexinzhaobuxuandeweixiao:“wohuibangnikanzhechengyugegede。”

suyinlengyankanzhetazhuoliedeyanji,xinzhongyizhengeying。

denglianggerenzouhou,suyinlikedakailechuanghu,tongyitongbeilianglajiwuranguodekongqi。

——

楼下

yanhuitingyijinglailehenduoren,jibendoushididouyoutouyoulianderenwu。

pingchangchuxianqizhongyilianggejiunengrangyanhuipengbishenghui,xianzaiquedoulailesuyindechengrenli,kejianyinjiadequanshiyijiduisuyindechongai。

suruoruojidudeyanjingdoukuaidichuxuelaile,shenqingyinduzhiji,henbudexianzaijiuqudaisuyin。

“chengyugege,jiejiedechengrenlizhenshengda。”tachuixiayanmou,shiluodao。

chengyubeisuyinmadeyumenhaimeisanqu,wenyanlikejifengdao:“baofahudezuilianbale!mingmingnicaigengpeizuosushushudehaizi,suyinneigecubidecaobaosuangeshenmedongxi!jinitixiedoubupei!”

suruoruotingdaochengyudebiandi,xinzhongshufulexuduo,yankuangweiweihongleqilai:“chengyugege,wozhiyounile。”

kanzhesuruoruoyilaiyouxinrendeyanshen,chengyuxinzhonggewaimanzu:“nifangxin,woduitazhishixuqingjiayi,zhiyaosushushudedaocaichan,wojiulikehetayidaoliangduan!”

suruoruodiantou,yinhendixiaole。

zheishi,zhuchirenshangtai,yitongjieshaoguohou,youyangdeyinlehuanhuanxiangqi。

suyinwanzhewaigongyinherudeshoubei,yibuyibucongloutishangzoulexialai。

chuanzhehongseliqundeshaonvlingdongmeili,mingmeiwushuang。

hualidediaodengxia,tameiyanwanwandixiaozhe,dengguangzhaozaitawuheichengchedeshuangmouzhong,mingliangyouzixin,meidezhuoren。

renqunyizhensaodong,suoyourendemuguangdoubeixiyindaoleshaonvshenshang。

taxiangshiyituanhuo,youxiangshiyizhiyuhuozhongshengdefenghuang,tianshengjiuyinrenzhumu。

lianchengyudourenbuzhuhuangleshen,suruoruoqiaozaiyanli,jihuyaosuileyikouyinya。

suyintiqiqunzi,kuankuanzoudaoletaishangfangzhedeneijiagangqinmianqian,huodonglexiashouzhi。

xiaoshouxingyaobiaoyanjiemu,zheishizaichangderendouzhidaodeliucheng,datinganjinglexialai。

suruoruoyanzhongfuxianchuxingfenhejidong。

来了来了!

suyinneigecaobao,nahuidangangqina!zheigechunhuoshitinglezijidequan,lianleyishoucuoloubaichudequzi,yaohechengyugaobaini!

danyihuier,chengyuhuizaizhongmukuikuizhixiahenhenjujuesuyin。

jiezhetajiuhuishangtai,danzouyishougaonandudegangqinquweitajiewei!

jieshi,zaichangsuoyourenjingyandemuguangjiuhuiluozaitasuruoruodeshenshang——

gangqinshengxiangqi,suruoruoyanzhongdexingfenhuranhenhenjiangzhu,zhujianzhuanchengjinghaihebukezhixin,takongzhibuzhuzhengningdebiaoqing,kanqilaiwubikebu。

suyintazenmehui!zenmehui!

wutaishang,jibeitingzhideshaonvweiweibishangshuangyan,chenjinzaiyinlezhizhong。

tadeshouzhizaigangqinjianshangtiaoyuezhe,liuchangyueerdeshengyincongtabaixirounendeshouxialiutangerchu。

tachunjiaoqinzheyimoxiaoyi,jiaoyandemeiyanbianderouhe,zhenggerenfangfoyouyagaoaodegongzhu,meideyishierduli。

shangbeizidetadequebuhuidangangqin,dantazaishigerenwushijiezhongfengkuangdixuexigezhongzhishi,meixiangdaoganghuilaibianpaishangleyongchang。

shuqingerchanmiandegangqinquhanzhedongrendeqingyi,rangzaichangdesuoyourendouchenjinqizhong。

suruoruoquewuxiaguji,tamanxindoushibukezhixin,weishenme,weishenmesuyinhuidandezheimehao?

那他们的计划……