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tingdao“xuchengzhou”sangezi，jianyandeyandihenmingxianshanguoyisihuangluan，queyouhenkuaiyanqu。
tazhazheyanjing，bandunzhe，taitoukanzhetadeyanjing，shengyinwenroujile，“achuan，nizenmele？nizenmeturantiqixuchengzhou？nishibuxihuanqichemoxingma？niyaoshibuxihuan，woxiacizaiyebumaile。”
guchuanchuimoukanjianyan，neishuanghaokandehuliyan，cenglingtachimiguo，kexianzai，quexinruzhishui，tadandandao，“meishenme，jiushituranxiangqilaixuchengzhouxihuanlanfengbinli，duile，tahaojiumeilaizanmenjiale，mingtianburuyuetayiqichigefan？”
wenyan，jianyanyandizaicishanguoyisihuangluan，dantayanshidehenhao，likeshenshouchongnideniezhetadelianjia，wenta，“wojiaachuanbaobeizuijinshibushitaigudanle？doushilaopobuhao，wozuijingongzuotaimangle，gongsihaiyoulianggezhongdianxiangmuyaoluodi，wozhengquzheigezhoumoxiuxi，ranhoudainiquhaibiankanrichu，haobuhao？”
zicongguchuanshuangtuibunengzouluyihou，tajiuzaiyebuxihuanquneizhongtebierenaodedifangle，tamishanglekanrichuriluo，kanfengjing，erqiexihuanquneizhongbijiaojingmidehuanjing。
weilenengrangtayouyigehaodetiyangan，jianyanbuxihuadajiaqianzaiguowaimaixialeyigewurenxiaodao，guoquwunianli，tazongshichoushijiandaitaquxiaodaozhushangyigeyue，meitianpeizhetakanrichuriluo。
mingmingneimeaideyigeren，tazenmeshuobianjiubianleni？
zhishi，tamenzhijianzaiyebuhuiyouyihoule。
guchuannulirangzijibaochipingjing，“wozhishihaojiumeiyoujiandaoxuchengzhoule，tashangcishuotatuodantanlianaile，kewoyizhimeijianguotanvpengyou，zhenghaomingtianshitashengri，yuetadaizhenvpengyoulaizanmenjiachifan，zanmensigeyekeyiliaoliaotian。”
guchuanzhishizhejianyandeyanjing，“woshoujizaiwoshi，bufangbianquna，nidadianhuajitaba！”
jianyanhenmingxiandelengleyixia，querengjiudazheweitahaodehuangzi，taishoumozhetadetoufa，“guaibao，woshipanixinku，yaobu，zanmenmingtianquwaimianchi？”
“wobuxiangquwaimian。”guchuandingzheta，“nizhidao，wotuibufangbian。”
“hao！”jianyanmiandaixiaorongdianlediantou，ranhoutaochushouji，jixuchengzhoudaquledianhua。
电话很快接通了。
neibianchuanlaixuchengzhoucixingwenroudeshengyin，“jianyan，baobao......”
jianyanqiangxianyibu，“xuchengzhou，achuanshuomingtianshinideshengri，xiangqingnidaowojialaizuoke，nikanniyoushijianma？”
dianhuaneitouxuchengzhoudeshengyinmingxianzhileyixia，henkuaishuo，“nibadianhuajiachuan。”
jianyanbashoujidijileguchuan。
xuchengzhoudeshengyinlikehuifulezhengchang，genguchuanbaoqiandishuo，“xiongdi，baoqiana！womingtianyijingdayinglenvpengyou，tayaopeiwoguoshengri，wozhidaozanmenhaojiumeijianle，nixianggenwoheyibei，keshiwohaoburongyitanlianai，heihei，nijiuchengquanwoba！”
shihaoburongyitanlianaima？
谈好兄弟的老婆？
guchuanjuedecixinjile，“kanlai，ninvpengyouhenainia！”
xuchengzhoushengyindeyiyouxingfu，“shia！tazhendeduiwohenhao，meitiandousonggezhongshoubanmoxingjiwo。”
guchuankaikou，“lansebinlimoxingma？”
简言的脸顿时一僵。
guchuandandandao，“haoqiaoa，jintianjianyanyesonglewolansebinlimoxing，wojidenixihuanta。”
dianhuaneitoushaoweichenmoleyishun，henkuaixiaoleqilai，“jianyanduiniyizhihentitie，achuan，nizhenxingfu，bushuole，wohaiyougongzuoyaomang，zanmenxiacijian。”
dianhuahenkuaibeiguaduan，guchuanbashoujidijilejianyan，“kanlai，womingtianchibudaoxuchengzhoudeshengridangaole，benlai......wohaijitazhunbeileyifendalini！zhenshikexile！”
“youshi**kuanxiezima？”jianyanxiaolexiao，bijingmeiyinianxuchengzhoudeshengri，guchuandouhuitiqianbangeyuejiukaishizhunbeiliwu，jihugezhongmingpaixiezi，quanqiuxiyoukuan，tadousongguole，jianyanyezaojiusikongjianguanle。
guchuancaokongzhelunyinuodongdaojuzibianshang，congjuzilinachuyigedahezi，dijilejianyan，“zheijiushiwojixuchengzhouzhunbeideliwu。”
guoran，shigeaimashidedahezi，baozhuangdefeichangjingzhi。
“wojiabaobaojiushidafang。”jianyanshenshounielenieguchuandelianjia。
guchuandandandao，“wotuijiaobufangbian，nibangwojixuchengzhou，jizhu，zhinengqitianhoujita，fouzejiubujingxile。”
“weishenmeshiqitianhoua？”jianyanyouxieyihuo。
guchuanxiaoyixiao，“yinweizheilimianfangleyigehenxiyoudedongxi，zhiyouqitianhouchaikaicaiyouyiyi，niyidingyaoqitianhoujita，haoma？”
jianyanzuiguaile，zuitingtadehuale。
guoran，jianyanxiaozhemankoudaying，“guaibaofangxin，baozhengwanchengrenwu。”
tadehuayingangluo，shoujijiuxiangle。
pingmuxianshishigemoshenghaoma，keshijianyandeshensequemingxianbianhualeyixia，kanyangzi，shixuchengzhoudexiaohao。
“guaibao，woqujiegedianhua，gongsizuijinshiqingshizaitaiduole，douxuyaowochuli......”
shuozhe，tajiuchaozheshufangjicongcongzouqu。
guchuandingzhetacongmanglikaidebeiying，yanjingyouxiefanhong，tashunshoucongjuzishangnaqiyigeerjidaishang......
jiuzaijianyanlaizhiqian，tajiaorenjijianyandeshufanglianzhuangleqietingqi。
gangyidaishangerji，tajiutingdaoxuchengzhoudianhualilvedaixiebumandeshengyin，“baobeixiaoyan，nizenmenengbalansebinlimoxingsongjiguchuan？bushishuohaole，neishizhishuyuwodezhuanshumoxingma？”