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【di1cibeikaichujiangli1wan,di2cibeikaichujiangli2wan,di3cibeikaichujiangli4wan,di4cibeikaichujiangli8wan,……,di100cibeikaichuzhijiejiangliwanyi。】

【wanjiameicibeilaobankaichudeyuanyin,bunengzhongfu,ninshifougantiaozhan?】

“laoleidaochuxianhuanshihuantingle?”

zaitinglaobantaotaobujuekaizhehuidechendongsheng,roulerouyanjing,buganzhixindetingzhenaohaishengyinyijikanzheyanqianxunimianbandewenzi。

叮!

【wanjiashifougantiaozhan?】

huiguoshenlaidechendongsheng,haobuyouyudexuanze,“tiaozhan!”

beikaichujiujiangli,zheibushimeiyigeshechudouhuanxiangdeshima?

谁会傻到拒绝?

叮!

【gongxiwanjiabangding——《beikaichujiangliwanyitiaozhanyouxi》。】

叮!

【youxizhengshikaishi,yibangdingsuzhuyinxingka,huodedetiaozhanjiangjin,jiangguibiyiqiefengxian,fafangzhisuzhuweishu6200yinxingka。】

“dongsheng,biefadai,gangganglaobankanleniyiyan!”

pangbianyige**langmeinvpenglepengchendongshengxiaoshengtixingdao。

chendongshengneixinyilin,zhengxiangdaqijingshenlai,renzhentinghuiyineirong,danturanxiaole,zijixianzaibeikaichu,jiunenghuodexianjinjiangli。

还怕个锤子老板啊?

xiangdaozheili,chendongshengzhijiewanghouyikao,houbeishushufufudekaozailehoumiandehuiyizhuoshang。

youbieyuzhenggehuiyitingqitayuangongzuodeduanduanzhengzheng。

houmiandetongshi,qingqingdetuiletuichendongsheng,xiaoshengdeshuodao:“dongsheng,zuozhiyidian,jizhoubapiyigehaoyinxiang,burantaliannidoujikaichule,ganggangkeshikaichuleyipixiaolvchadeyuangong,xianzaibeikaichu,kebuhaozhaogongzuo。”

“meishi,nizuozhidianjiuxing,wosuiyi!”chendongshengbabudebeikaichu。

cishizhanzaihuiyitingjiangtaishangdelaobanzhoubapi,yilianyoushangdeshuodao:“xianzaiquanqiujingjidaotui,womenlongguoyebuliwai,henduogongsidoudaobile,womengongsixiaoyiyeyuelaiyuecha,weizaidanxi!”

zhoubapikanquantideyuangong,jiandaotamendouluchulejinzhangdebiaoqing,caimanyideshuodao:“suoyi,woxiwangquantiyuangong,nenggengongsigonghuannan,ziyuanjiaban。”

tingdaoyaoziyuanjiaban,suoyoudeyuangongdoumianmianxiangqu,xiaoshengdeyilun。

bijingziyuanjiabandeyisijiushijiabanmeiyoujiabanfei,dangniumahaibujichicao。

suoweideziyuanjiaban,yezhibuguoshigepiaoliangdeshuoci,nayoushenmeziyuanjiaban?

budoushilaobanbuduandejiagongzuoliang,rangdajiamangbuguolai,budebuzhudongjiabanbale。

haiyoujiushizheizhoubapi,ganggangcaidiaoleyipiyuangong,zaixianchangzhizaoweijigan,suoyixianzaishuoziyuanjiaban,shengxiadesuoyouyuangongfankangqingxubushihenjilie。

zheijiushizhoubapicongmingdedifang,xiankaichuxianzhenshe,zaidecunjinchi,rangdajiaziyuanjiaban。

zhoubapikanlekansuoyoudeyuangong,ranhoukandaolebeikaohuiyizhuodechendongsheng,zhoulezhoumei,danzuizhonghaishirenle。

yinweichendongshengdenenglitingqiang,gongzuoxiaolvyetinggaode,erqiehainianqingcai25sui。

“ruguomeiyousheifanduiziyuanjiaban,neijiuqianshuyigeziyuanjiabanxieyishuba!”zhoubapizaojiuzhunbeihaoleziyuanjiabanxieyishu。

chendongshengjulejushou,lanyangyangdeshuodao:“wobuqian,yaoqianjiaonimalaiqian!”

“ni?!nifanduishiba?”zhoubapidingzhechendongshengwendao。

chendongshengdianlediantoushuodao:“dui,wofandui!”

suoyoudetongshidoufenfenkanxianglechendongshengananchengzan。

zhongyuyougeyongshiganzhanchulaifanduile。

这是我们的英雄啊!

zhoubapiqishiduichendongshenghenkezhi,bijingchendongshengkeliyongdejiazhihaihengao,shuodao:“niweishenmefandui?”

“为什么反对??”

chendongshengmeixiangdaozhoubapiwenneimeyouzhidewenti,fanwendao:

“nijiwoyigeziyuanjiabandeliyou?”

zhoubapixiangdoumeixiangshuodao:“gongsixianzaidexiaoyibuhao,zuoweiyuangong,buyinggaigengongsigonghuannanma?”

“e!yuanlaishigongsidexiaoyibuhao,laobanzhuandeqianbiyiqianshaole,suoyibuxiangfajiabanfeile,shengdianjiabanfei,zijijiunengduozhuandian!lijie!”chendongshengchaofengdao。

qitadeneixietongshizaineixinananguzhang,dajiadoumingbaiqizhongdemaoni,danjiumeiyousheiganshuochulai。

chendongshengbasuoyourendeneixinhuadoushuochulaile。

zhoubapidunshijiunule,lianhongerchide,“zenmehuiyounizheizhongsixiangdeyuangong?womendoushitongyitiaochuanshangde,gongsidaobi,nimenyediufanwan!”

“buyaochezheixie,wojiuwenni,zhiqiangongsixiaoyihao,nimeigeyuedouzhuanyiliangqianwan,youmeiyoujiwomenfendian?”chendongshengdingzhezhoubapiwendao:

“meifenba?neipingshenmegongsixiaoyibuhao,womenjiuyaogennigonghuannan?jiuyaoziyuanjiaban,weinishengjiabanfei,nisheiya?nidelianhendama?”

suoyoudetongshitingwanzhihou,doufenfendiantou,shenzhihaiyourenxiangguzhang。

yinweichendongshengshuochuledajiadexinsheng,pingshenmegongsixiaoyibuhaole,jiuyaodajiawusifengxian。

ergongsixiaoyihenhaodeshihou,youbujianlaobanjidajiaduotishengdiangongzi。

zheiwanquanjiushifeichangziside。

非常不公平的。

也是非常双标的。

danshizaizhichangshangyudaozheizhongshi,wangwangdajiadoubuganchusheng,bijingjianfuzhexiaolaoyangxiaodezeren,xuyaoyifenwendingdegongzuo。

jinguanzheigelaobanchixianghennankan,yedeyirenzairen。

zhoubapibeichendongshengruciyidui,shunjianchenmole,yishibanhuiyakouwuyan。

在想着反驳理念。

buguohenkuai,zhoubapixiangdaole,dingzhechendongshengshuodao:“duidui,nishuodetaidui,jiandaolaobanzhuandeduo,dannijiandaolaobantouruduoshaoma?fengxianduodama?”

“hehe!zheijiushinizhuanlechidushi,kuilexiangdajiachengdandeliyouma?”chendongshengxianzaiyidiandoubuguanzhezhoubapi。

zhoubapiyouyakouwuyanle。

suoyoutongshidoufenfenanandepaishouchengkuai。

queshi,zaishuoshenme,yebushinizhuanlejiujinzijidouli,kuilejiuxiangdajiasunshiliyimibu。

chendongshengjiandaozhoubapibeizijishuodeyakouwuyan,jixushuodao:“zhoubapi,haiyou,woxianggaosuni,womenchulaidagong,shiweileqian,erbushiweilenidelixiang。

womenjiusuanzainuli,wusifengxian,daonidegongsishangshile,nihuijiwomenfengufenma?

buhuiba?neinipingshenme,zaijingjibujingqishi,gongsizhuandeshaoleyidian,jiuyaokekouwomendeliyi?

womenchulaidagong,shilaizhuanqiande,bushilaiweinizuoyigongde,nishoupila!!”

tingwanchendongshengzheiyidunnuchi,zhoubapinaoxiuchengnu,shuodao:“niyouzenmezhidaowoshangshizhihou,buhuijiyouxiuyuangongfengufenni?nishiwoduzidehuichongma?laji!”

“haohaohao…,ruguonineimedafang,xianzaijiuxiexieyi,shangshishi,jiyouxiuyuangongfengufen,niganma?”chendongshenghehedexiaodao。

zhoubapiyou**chenmole,takebuxiangjiniumafengufen。

buguoxiangleyihuizhoubapishuodao:“douhaimeishangshi,yebuzhidaosheiduigongsigongxianda,zenmexianzaiqianxieyi??”

“yo!xianglesansifenzhong,jiuxiangzheimeyitiaopoliyou?womenbushimeiniandouyoupingxuannianduyouxiuyuangongma?haiyou,liqianli,wangnian,qindong,tamenbudouweigongsizuochuguojudadegongxianma?zheidoubusuanyouxiuyuangong?neinideyouxiuyuangongkongpameisheinengdadao!”chendongshengzhijiejiufanbotale。

bijingliqianli,wangnian,qindongdengren,weigongsidejishuheyewudengdengdouzuochuguojudadegongxian。

meiyoutamen,zheigongsizoubudaoxianzai。

suoyizhoubapiyouyicibeiduichenmole。

erqieyerangsuoyoudetongshidougengkanqingchulezhoubapi,zheijiushiyigedianxinghuabingnengshou,zhijiyuangonghuabing,bujishixian。

chendongshengjiandaozhoubapigengwuyanyiduile,jixuduidao:“fenbufengufena?tamenbugouyouxiuma?liqianli,weinilalongdedingdanliangzuishaodouyou1.5yiba,bushuowangjiyewuyuanle,zuanshijiyewuyuanyedadedaoba?”

beichaichuanxinsi,bei**luobiandadezhoubapi,naoxiuchengnudaolejidian,jiusuanchendongshengyouzaidadeliyongjiazhi,tayeyaoxianzaijiukaichuchendongsheng。

zhoubapidingzhechendongsheng,shuodao:“nineimebumangongsi,nikeyicizhi!”

“woweishenmeyaocizhi?”chendongshengkebuhuicizhi,bijingbeikaichucaiyoujiangli。

zijicizhishibuhuiyoujianglide。

zhoubapinuchidao:“hao!nibeikaichule,cikejiwogunchugongsi!”

(xinrenxinshuburongyi,xihuanzheigeticaide,duoduozhichi,songdianmianfeiliwu,diandiancuigeng,meitianfandaozuihouyizhang,zengjiadianzhuigeng,zheiyangzheibenshucainengyouliuliang,cainengxiedezhangxiedehao)