【di1cibeikaichujiangli1wan,di2cibeikaichujiangli2wan,di3cibeikaichujiangli4wan,di4cibeikaichujiangli8wan,……,di100cibeikaichuzhijiejiangliwanyi。】
【wanjiameicibeilaobankaichudeyuanyin,bunengzhongfu,ninshifougantiaozhan?】
“laoleidaochuxianhuanshihuantingle?”
zaitinglaobantaotaobujuekaizhehuidechendongsheng,roulerouyanjing,buganzhixindetingzhenaohaishengyinyijikanzheyanqianxunimianbandewenzi。
叮!
【wanjiashifougantiaozhan?】
huiguoshenlaidechendongsheng,haobuyouyudexuanze,“tiaozhan!”
beikaichujiujiangli,zheibushimeiyigeshechudouhuanxiangdeshima?
谁会傻到拒绝?
叮!
【gongxiwanjiabangding——《beikaichujiangliwanyitiaozhanyouxi》。】
叮!
【youxizhengshikaishi,yibangdingsuzhuyinxingka,huodedetiaozhanjiangjin,jiangguibiyiqiefengxian,fafangzhisuzhuweishu6200yinxingka。】
“dongsheng,biefadai,gangganglaobankanleniyiyan!”
pangbianyige**langmeinvpenglepengchendongshengxiaoshengtixingdao。
chendongshengneixinyilin,zhengxiangdaqijingshenlai,renzhentinghuiyineirong,danturanxiaole,zijixianzaibeikaichu,jiunenghuodexianjinjiangli。
还怕个锤子老板啊?
xiangdaozheili,chendongshengzhijiewanghouyikao,houbeishushufufudekaozailehoumiandehuiyizhuoshang。
youbieyuzhenggehuiyitingqitayuangongzuodeduanduanzhengzheng。
houmiandetongshi,qingqingdetuiletuichendongsheng,xiaoshengdeshuodao:“dongsheng,zuozhiyidian,jizhoubapiyigehaoyinxiang,burantaliannidoujikaichule,ganggangkeshikaichuleyipixiaolvchadeyuangong,xianzaibeikaichu,kebuhaozhaogongzuo。”
“meishi,nizuozhidianjiuxing,wosuiyi!”chendongshengbabudebeikaichu。
cishizhanzaihuiyitingjiangtaishangdelaobanzhoubapi,yilianyoushangdeshuodao:“xianzaiquanqiujingjidaotui,womenlongguoyebuliwai,henduogongsidoudaobile,womengongsixiaoyiyeyuelaiyuecha,weizaidanxi!”
zhoubapikanquantideyuangong,jiandaotamendouluchulejinzhangdebiaoqing,caimanyideshuodao:“suoyi,woxiwangquantiyuangong,nenggengongsigonghuannan,ziyuanjiaban。”
tingdaoyaoziyuanjiaban,suoyoudeyuangongdoumianmianxiangqu,xiaoshengdeyilun。
bijingziyuanjiabandeyisijiushijiabanmeiyoujiabanfei,dangniumahaibujichicao。
suoweideziyuanjiaban,yezhibuguoshigepiaoliangdeshuoci,nayoushenmeziyuanjiaban?
budoushilaobanbuduandejiagongzuoliang,rangdajiamangbuguolai,budebuzhudongjiabanbale。
haiyoujiushizheizhoubapi,ganggangcaidiaoleyipiyuangong,zaixianchangzhizaoweijigan,suoyixianzaishuoziyuanjiaban,shengxiadesuoyouyuangongfankangqingxubushihenjilie。
zheijiushizhoubapicongmingdedifang,xiankaichuxianzhenshe,zaidecunjinchi,rangdajiaziyuanjiaban。
zhoubapikanlekansuoyoudeyuangong,ranhoukandaolebeikaohuiyizhuodechendongsheng,zhoulezhoumei,danzuizhonghaishirenle。
yinweichendongshengdenenglitingqiang,gongzuoxiaolvyetinggaode,erqiehainianqingcai25sui。
“ruguomeiyousheifanduiziyuanjiaban,neijiuqianshuyigeziyuanjiabanxieyishuba!”zhoubapizaojiuzhunbeihaoleziyuanjiabanxieyishu。
chendongshengjulejushou,lanyangyangdeshuodao:“wobuqian,yaoqianjiaonimalaiqian!”
“ni?!nifanduishiba?”zhoubapidingzhechendongshengwendao。
chendongshengdianlediantoushuodao:“dui,wofandui!”
suoyoudetongshidoufenfenkanxianglechendongshengananchengzan。
zhongyuyougeyongshiganzhanchulaifanduile。
这是我们的英雄啊!
zhoubapiqishiduichendongshenghenkezhi,bijingchendongshengkeliyongdejiazhihaihengao,shuodao:“niweishenmefandui?”
“为什么反对??”
chendongshengmeixiangdaozhoubapiwenneimeyouzhidewenti,fanwendao:
“nijiwoyigeziyuanjiabandeliyou?”
zhoubapixiangdoumeixiangshuodao:“gongsixianzaidexiaoyibuhao,zuoweiyuangong,buyinggaigengongsigonghuannanma?”
“e!yuanlaishigongsidexiaoyibuhao,laobanzhuandeqianbiyiqianshaole,suoyibuxiangfajiabanfeile,shengdianjiabanfei,zijijiunengduozhuandian!lijie!”chendongshengchaofengdao。
qitadeneixietongshizaineixinananguzhang,dajiadoumingbaiqizhongdemaoni,danjiumeiyousheiganshuochulai。
chendongshengbasuoyourendeneixinhuadoushuochulaile。
zhoubapidunshijiunule,lianhongerchide,“zenmehuiyounizheizhongsixiangdeyuangong?womendoushitongyitiaochuanshangde,gongsidaobi,nimenyediufanwan!”
“buyaochezheixie,wojiuwenni,zhiqiangongsixiaoyihao,nimeigeyuedouzhuanyiliangqianwan,youmeiyoujiwomenfendian?”chendongshengdingzhezhoubapiwendao:
“meifenba?neipingshenmegongsixiaoyibuhao,womenjiuyaogennigonghuannan?jiuyaoziyuanjiaban,weinishengjiabanfei,nisheiya?nidelianhendama?”
suoyoudetongshitingwanzhihou,doufenfendiantou,shenzhihaiyourenxiangguzhang。
yinweichendongshengshuochuledajiadexinsheng,pingshenmegongsixiaoyibuhaole,jiuyaodajiawusifengxian。
ergongsixiaoyihenhaodeshihou,youbujianlaobanjidajiaduotishengdiangongzi。
zheiwanquanjiushifeichangziside。
非常不公平的。
也是非常双标的。
danshizaizhichangshangyudaozheizhongshi,wangwangdajiadoubuganchusheng,bijingjianfuzhexiaolaoyangxiaodezeren,xuyaoyifenwendingdegongzuo。
jinguanzheigelaobanchixianghennankan,yedeyirenzairen。
zhoubapibeichendongshengruciyidui,shunjianchenmole,yishibanhuiyakouwuyan。
在想着反驳理念。
buguohenkuai,zhoubapixiangdaole,dingzhechendongshengshuodao:“duidui,nishuodetaidui,jiandaolaobanzhuandeduo,dannijiandaolaobantouruduoshaoma?fengxianduodama?”
“hehe!zheijiushinizhuanlechidushi,kuilexiangdajiachengdandeliyouma?”chendongshengxianzaiyidiandoubuguanzhezhoubapi。
zhoubapiyouyakouwuyanle。
suoyoutongshidoufenfenanandepaishouchengkuai。
queshi,zaishuoshenme,yebushinizhuanlejiujinzijidouli,kuilejiuxiangdajiasunshiliyimibu。
chendongshengjiandaozhoubapibeizijishuodeyakouwuyan,jixushuodao:“zhoubapi,haiyou,woxianggaosuni,womenchulaidagong,shiweileqian,erbushiweilenidelixiang。
womenjiusuanzainuli,wusifengxian,daonidegongsishangshile,nihuijiwomenfengufenma?
buhuiba?neinipingshenme,zaijingjibujingqishi,gongsizhuandeshaoleyidian,jiuyaokekouwomendeliyi?
womenchulaidagong,shilaizhuanqiande,bushilaiweinizuoyigongde,nishoupila!!”
tingwanchendongshengzheiyidunnuchi,zhoubapinaoxiuchengnu,shuodao:“niyouzenmezhidaowoshangshizhihou,buhuijiyouxiuyuangongfengufenni?nishiwoduzidehuichongma?laji!”
“haohaohao…,ruguonineimedafang,xianzaijiuxiexieyi,shangshishi,jiyouxiuyuangongfengufen,niganma?”chendongshenghehedexiaodao。
zhoubapiyou**chenmole,takebuxiangjiniumafengufen。
buguoxiangleyihuizhoubapishuodao:“douhaimeishangshi,yebuzhidaosheiduigongsigongxianda,zenmexianzaiqianxieyi??”
“yo!xianglesansifenzhong,jiuxiangzheimeyitiaopoliyou?womenbushimeiniandouyoupingxuannianduyouxiuyuangongma?haiyou,liqianli,wangnian,qindong,tamenbudouweigongsizuochuguojudadegongxianma?zheidoubusuanyouxiuyuangong?neinideyouxiuyuangongkongpameisheinengdadao!”chendongshengzhijiejiufanbotale。
bijingliqianli,wangnian,qindongdengren,weigongsidejishuheyewudengdengdouzuochuguojudadegongxian。
meiyoutamen,zheigongsizoubudaoxianzai。
suoyizhoubapiyouyicibeiduichenmole。
erqieyerangsuoyoudetongshidougengkanqingchulezhoubapi,zheijiushiyigedianxinghuabingnengshou,zhijiyuangonghuabing,bujishixian。
chendongshengjiandaozhoubapigengwuyanyiduile,jixuduidao:“fenbufengufena?tamenbugouyouxiuma?liqianli,weinilalongdedingdanliangzuishaodouyou1.5yiba,bushuowangjiyewuyuanle,zuanshijiyewuyuanyedadedaoba?”
beichaichuanxinsi,bei**luobiandadezhoubapi,naoxiuchengnudaolejidian,jiusuanchendongshengyouzaidadeliyongjiazhi,tayeyaoxianzaijiukaichuchendongsheng。
zhoubapidingzhechendongsheng,shuodao:“nineimebumangongsi,nikeyicizhi!”
“woweishenmeyaocizhi?”chendongshengkebuhuicizhi,bijingbeikaichucaiyoujiangli。
zijicizhishibuhuiyoujianglide。
zhoubapinuchidao:“hao!nibeikaichule,cikejiwogunchugongsi!”
(xinrenxinshuburongyi,xihuanzheigeticaide,duoduozhichi,songdianmianfeiliwu,diandiancuigeng,meitianfandaozuihouyizhang,zengjiadianzhuigeng,zheiyangzheibenshucainengyouliuliang,cainengxiedezhangxiedehao)