第2章 萌娃太坑

“啊——”

xinnianggusiyuanfanyingguolai,jianjiaochusheng。

xinlangmojinyuanweiweilengleyixia,junmeidemeifeng,mengdijulongqilai,mouguangdaizheyisilingliyulengyi,jiqizhunquedibuzhuodaozuikuihuoshou……yuxingran!

yuxingranzhenggerendoumengle!

tashouzhonghaizuanzheqiqiudeshengzi,shenseyouxiemangran。

“nizheigerenzenmehuishi?weishenmeyaopohuaiwodehunli?”

顾思媛气疯了!

jintiantashiwanzhongzhumudexinniang,kezheiyikequechengweilexiaohua,dangxiabuguxingxiangnuheqilai,shengyinjianruiwubi。

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sheizhidaoqueqiaojianxiaobaozituletushetou,yilianshanxiao:“xiexiepiaoliangayibangmang,wodeliule,ninduobaozhong。”

zhuanshen,tabianyiliuyandipaole!

yuxingranzhenggerendoulingluanle!

zheishihoutanalihuibumingbai,zijishibeixiaobaozijikengle!

zheijianzhishikengsirenbuchangmingaaa……

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danganpohuaimojiadehunli,zheinvrenshifenglema???

ercishi,mojinyuanyijingkuabuchaoyuxingranbijin。

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raner,genbenmeiyourenting。

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neianbaoshuailegegoukenni,qinleweichenluan,mangyegenzhepaochuyanhuiting。

……

yuxingranzhuisuizhexiaobaozipaochuyanhuitinghou,benlaidasuancongdiantilikai,jieguo,tingjiancemianchuanlainaishengnaiqidenahansheng,“piaoliangayi,zheibianzheibian……kuai,genzhewo,wangzheigefangxiangpao……wodainichuqu!”

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haoburongyichuanshunleqi,tamouguangyincecedingzhemianqiandexiaobaozi,dao:“xiaodongxi,nishibushigaijiwogejieshi?jiaosuowopohuaihunli,ng???”

xiaobaoziwenyan,heiheixiaoleyisheng。

yuxingranmeihaoqi,“haiganxiao?”

tadouxiangbatazhuaqilaihenhenzouyidunle!

xiaobaozijianyuxingranshouzhiandepipaxiang,zhihaogaibiancelve,zhuangzuoyiliankelianxixideyangzi:“piaoliangayi,niyuanliangwohaobuhao?woyebuxiangpohuaidiedidehunli,zhishi……wobuxihuanneigegusiyuan,wobuxiangyaotadangwodehouma!”

“后妈?”

yuxingranwenyan,weiweiyileng。

zhiqianzaihunyanxianchang,tahaiyiweizheixiaodongxishimodashaoyehegusiyuandejiejing,meixiangdaojuranbushi?

“ng,neigegusiyuantebiehuai,wobuxihuan!tazhiqianbeizhediedi,guyixiongwo,kezaidiedimianqian,yougezhongduiwohao,genbenbiaolibuyi。”

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yuxingrantingwan,yishijianyewufadongnule,faneryoudiantongqingxiaojiahuo。

xiaoxiaonianjijiuyaobeipojieshoubiedenvren,laidangzijimuqin,xianglai,xinlishihennanshoudeba。

yuxingranyishijianyebuzhidaogaizenmeanwei。

yeshizheishi,xiaobaozidoulideshouji,turanjuliexiangleqilai。

taheleyitiao,nachulaikan,faxianlaidianxianshideshi“diedi”erzi!