“yunshu，kuaikaikaimen，dabomulaijinisongjitanghe。”
“zheijitangkeshiwoaoleyizhengtiancaiaohaode，nitanggetangjietamenxianghewodoumeirang，xianjinishengguolaile。”
yeyunshuzhengkaishuangyandeshihou，tingdaodejiushigezheyidaomenchuanjinlaidezheixiehua。
如此熟悉的台词。
如此经典的名场面。
zheibujiushitaqianduanshijiankandeneibenliushiniandaixiaoshuolitaolunzuiduodeneiyizhanglidemingchangmianma？
yuanshuzhong，neigehetatongmingtongxingdepaohuizibenjiada**yeyunshu，jiushicansiyuzheiyiwanduomingdujitang。
yuanzhudedabomuzhisuoyiyaodusita，weidejiushitashoulineixietafumujitaliuxiadeyichan。
jiyulehaoxienian，rendaoxianzaicaixiashoushipazaorenhuaiyihegoubing。
zuzuyanlehaoduoniandereqieguanhuaizhinvdexima，yandaolinlilinwaiwurenbuzhiwurenbuxiaohouzaibarennongsi，jichengyichandeshihoucaigenglisuoyingdang。
yuanshuzhongjiushizheiyangdejuqing。
danyuanzhusihouneixieyichanzuihoubianyidebingbushidaboyijia，ershibazijizhaideganganjingjingdexiaoshuyijia。
yejiushiyuanshuzhongnvzhuyexinxindejia。
houlai，yexinxinyijiakaozhezheiyidabiyichan，bujinzaiwuzizuikuifadeshihouguodewubizirun，haizaigenghoulaidejingjikaifangshidaiguodefengshengshuiqi。
meiyourenhuizaijidecanzaoduhaideyuanzhu。
xiangdaozhei，yeyunshutingzhemenwaideshuohuasheng，zhijuederutongcuiminglingyiban。
pianpiandabomuhaiqieerbushedijixu：“yunshu，nizaiwulima？shibushishuizhele？”
“wanfandouhaimeichinizenmenengshui？ezheduziguoyeduishentibuhaode。”
shuohuaderenhaoxiangyinweidebudaohuiyingeryouxiefanzaohebuan，shuohuadeyusubiankuai，shengdiaoyebiangao。
yeyunshutiaozhemeikanxiangmendefangxiang，sihaobuweijudijingzhizouleguoqu。
tazaichuanshuguolaizhiqian，zaixiandaishijielishigeshichengmingshidezhongyi，qiejianchilianleshijiniandesanda，pingshizuishanzhangdejiushidarenhezharen。
suiranbuzhidaoweishenmehuichuanshu，haichuanchenglemashangyaobeidusidepaohui，dantahuijiejinquanlidibikaineiyangdebeicanjieju。
neixieyuanbenjiushuyuyuanzhudedongxi，tayaoquanbudounahuilai。
neixiexianghaiyuanzhuderen，tayehuiyigegedequandoushoushi。
zongzhi，duifutamen，tayoudeshiwulizhiheshouduan。
“gazhi”yisheng，fangjiandemenbeitahudiyixiaturandakai。
dabomuqiaocuilingshoulizhengduanzhejitangbeiheleyidatiao，benjiuxinliyouguidetachadianerlianjitangdouduanbuwen，salexiechulai。
yeyunshushenseziruodikanxiangtashoulidejitang，kaikoudao：“xinkudabomupaozheiyitangle，jitanghaitangzhe，xianfangzhuoshangdengliangyixielewozaihe。”
qiaocuilingyitingtazheiyangshuojiubumanyile，lianmangdao：“butangde，butangde，wodoushizaijialiangleyihuierdengmeineimetanglecainaguolaide，yunshua，nikuaixiehe，dabomujiuzuozaizheilikanzhenihe，miandeniganbiedequwanglehe，baifeiwoxinxinkukuaoleyizhengtiandezheiguotang。”
tashuohuadeyusuhenkuai，lianshangdepobujidaishenzhidoulandeyanshiyixia。
yeyunshuxiaolexiao，turannaqitangshaoyaoleyishaohaizaiyinyinmaozhereqidejitang，zaiqiaocuilingxinxiruokuangdeqidaishenqingzhong，turandidaoletazuibian。
“dabomuneimexinku，zhinvliyingxianxiaojingnicaishi。”
shaoziduishangletadezui，quebeitacanghuangshicuodiduokai，kuaisumolemozuitongshizuilihai“peipeipei”gebutingdixiangshishengpazhanshangyidiandujitang。
yeyunshuyangzhuangjingyadao：“zenmeledabomu？shizheigetangbuhaohema？neiwoyebuhele。”
tashuozhejiubatangshao“ding”deyishengfanghuiwanli，yifuyouxiexianqideyangzi。
buchusuoliaode，tahenkuaijiubuzhuodaoqiaocuilingmianshangyishanerguodeyanehejizao。
jinjiezhe，jiutingtagangaxiaodao：“zenmehuibuhaohe？wokeshiyongxiaohuomandunlezhengzhengyitiandeshijian，gangcaijiushinituranneiyangbashaozishenguolai，wopatangdaozuifanyingjiudaledian。”
shuohuajian，neiwanjitangqieerbushejixuwangtashoulisai。
yeyunshudelianshangshanguominghuanghuangdexianqi，biaoshidao：“gangcaitangshaodouzhandaonizuibianle，wobuxianghe。”
qiaocuilingdangchangmeirenzhufanlegebaiyan，zheizibenjiada**jiushipishiduo！
zhangzheshouliyouneixiehuabuwandeqianhebaobei，bazijiyangchengzheiyangyifujiaodebuxingdeyangzi。
qiaoqiaozheiyishendexipinenrouhezheizhangbaixiwuxianianqingpiaoliangdeliandan，haibudoushiqianduichulaide？
tadeyanlishanguoyisimingxiandejihen，danweilechengshihaishirenqitunshengdao：“nia，jiushijiangjiu，neinizaizheilidengyihuier，wohuiqujinihuanyiwannaguolai，bieguanmena，wohenkuaijiuhuilai。”
yeyunshumiansebugai，dayingdao：“xingba。”
dengneidaoshenyingxiaoshizaiyuanwaizhongyuzanshibatajizhizouhou，tazhijiemianwubiaoqingdijimenshanglesuo。
naohaizhong，shiyuanzhuhaimeixiaosandejiyi。
tayibiankuaisuxiaohuazheyibiankuaibupaodaozheigejiazhongnengzhaodaojingzidedifang。
zaikandaojingzilihezijizhangdejihuyimoyiyangdeyuanzhuhou，lengshenleyishun。
shixianzaichujidaobozishangguazhedeneikuaishuxidaobunengzaishuxideyupeihou，tazhijuedexinzhongdougengjiaandingjifen。
zheishitazaixiandaishijieshiwuyizhonghuodeyigebaobei，yikuaiyijingjiangtarenlezhudeyupei，zhiyaoyongyinianganshouyixiajiunengganshoudaoyupeilidekongjian。
kongjianlihenda，chulenengyonglaichuwuyiwaihainengzhongzhihenduodongxi，libiandetudizhiqianyijingyijingbeitakaikenguoyixie，zhongxialepingguo、xigua、caomei、taozi、lizi、tiancheng、mangguo、lizhi、yingtaoheputaodengshuiguo，quandouyijingjiemanleguozisuishidounengcaizhai。
chuleshuiguoyiwaihaizhonglebushaoshucai。
tudidepangbian，jianyoujigejudadecangku。
cangkuliquanshitazheixienianyilaisuishoudundehuo，buzhibujuedoukuaiduimanleyixiecangku。
mi、mian、liang、you、yan、shaigandejunziganhuo、gezhonglazhipinhefengganrouleiyingyoujinyou。
jiulianximiannai、hufushuang、xiangshui、weishengjindengzheizhileidechangyongxiaohaopindoudunlehenduo。
tazhiqianjiuxiangshiyouyinyiyangzhiyaoyudaodianshanghuodongjiudunyidaduidongxi，kuaidishoudaojiahouyigegedichaikailaizaifenleizhengzhengqiqidimafangdaokongjiandecangkuli。
meixiangdaorujinchuanshu，yupeikongjianhezheixiedongxiquandougenzhetayiqiguolaile。
xinghaotazhiqianyizhibutingdimaimaimai，xianzaikanlaizheixiedongxizaizheigeniandainengfahuideyongchuketaidale。
erqietadekongjianlihaishengxiahenduodechuwukongjian，xiangdaoyuanzhujializangzhedeneixiebaobeihebeidaboyijiaxiaoshuyijiazheixienianminglianliguasouzoudeneixieqiancaihezhenbao，tazhijuedeyizhenrexuefeiteng。
tayaobashuyuyuanzhudeyiqie，quanbudoucongzheixiezhazideshouliduohui，yidingdianerdoubuhuijitamenliu。