第3章

wolinzheshubaochuxiaomen,queyiwaifaxianchenwanhejige**meizhanzaigongjiaozhanpaixiadengche。

neizitai,yagenbuxiangyaoqufuluchendeyue。

luguoshi,wotingdaotajigerenliaotian。

「nishuoneishudaizizhenhuiquma?」

「takeshixueshenei,qingshubushilianchaidoubuchaijiudiujinlajitongdema?」

「nihulveleyidian,zheicichumaderen,keshixiaohua。」

「wanjie,neishudaizizhenqulezenmeban?」

chenwanzuilichazhegenbangbangtang,wusuoweidao:

「liangzhebei,jieyutangliyoubuchazheiyitiaoyu。」

「duyinglenimenkebiewanglebaowoyigeyuedewanfan。」

shuowanjiuyouyibahaleitingzaitamianqian,tasuiyidishuaishuaizhangfa,zhangtuikuazuoshangqu,yaoyanyoumiren。

youmenhongming,zhishengxiawodaizhanzaiyuandi。

陈晚,渣女本渣呀!

neifengqingshuzhishitahe**meideduyue,xiangkannengbunengbaluchenlaxiashentan。

woxiayishidijiubatuihuixuexiaozhaoluchen。

dengkandaotazhanzaitushuguanmenkoumanxinqidaideyangzi,youtingzhule。

kantashangyishidefanying,chenwandexihuanduitalaishuotaizhongyaole。

ruguowoturanhengchayijiao,taweibihuisixin。

zhengfanfangchandoubabaibian,wozuizhongjuedingjianglizijiyigenkaodesusucuicuidedianfenchang。

fangxiazhurenqingjie,zunzhongtarenmingyun。

woanrangeyoutanzaijialikanzongyideshihou,gebilujiabamalaiwojiaqiaolemen:

「xiaxia,jinwanxiaochenmeiheniyiqihuilaima?」

woxizheguodongdezuiyidun,mingzhiguwen:

「tameihuilaima?tashuojinwanyoushirangwoxianhui。」

「。。。」

wobamachouzhejimaodanzibawocongshafashanghaoqilai,rangwoquxuexiaozhao。

dengwodaizhetabamazaitushuguanmenkouzhaodaotadeshihou,tazailudengxiaxiezuoye。

tingdaojiaobusheng,xiayishiditaimou,qidaizhelairenhuishichenwan。

shuoshihua,tingkeliande,wodoumeirenxinduokanleersansiwuliuyan。

wojiyizhongdeluchen,shunfengshunshui,nazuihaodepaiming,chuangzuizhuanqiandeye,hezuiliedejiu。

nalihuiliaodao,tayehuiyouqiuerbudederen。

zuoweipengyou,dangranshipaizhao,ranhoubaocunxialaixiaohuatala!

xiayimiao,luchendemuguangtouguolai。

wocaiyishidao,wohaoxiangxiaodetaimingxianle。

wozailujiafumudeshengshengguanqiezhongzhuanganchun,houzhihoujuexiangzheyaobuyaobajintiantingdaodeshiqinghetashuo。

shixianpinpinwangtaneikan,luchenzhongyumeirenzhuzoudaowobianshang,lanwodejian:

「linxia,nizenmeguaiguaide?」

wotiaomei,dayanbucan:「guaishenme?guaihaokandema?」

wowuliangdichaotatushetou,xihuoyimeitadebaiyan。

huifanbaiyandexiaogegeshibupeizhidaozhenxiangde。

wohaizhenbuxiangxin,gaoaodeluchenhuiyinweiyigeshuangyuedezhanv,yaosiyaohuo。

kewodiguleluchendelianainao。

tadangwanhuijiajiufalegaoshao。

womeiguan,diertianzhaojiubeizheshubaoshangxue。

hunhunchenchendeshuiguoliangjieke,luchendaizhegekouzhaochuxianle。

yizhangzhitiaomomochuxianzaiwodezhuoqian:「shibushinigande?」

***什么了?

wohenbudedangchangjiluchenyijiao。

laoniangchuledafacibeidejinidilegeqingshu,daizoudiuxiaohaihuijia。

meijiwofajinqijiusuanle,haizhiwenwo。

xiayizhangzhitiao,zhijiezhaliewodesanguan:

「tamenshuo,nixihuanwo。」

我喜欢你个大头鬼。

suoyitashiyiweizuotianwokanleqingshuzhidaolechenwandeyaoyue,yinweijiduxinlizhijiequantuita,shunbiandaitabamazhanduantadezaolianqingyuan?

excuseme!chileduoshaobadaozinengxiangchuzheimelipudejuqing。

zheiduiwomenliangbeizijiaqilaichaoguowushiniandezhenzhiyouqingjianzhishimodadewuru。

wobeiguoshenchaotafanlegebaiyan,「sheishuodejianyinishanshei。」

ranhou,luchendeyandaosaoguolebanlidemeikexiaotudou。

气冲冲的出了教室。

wozuowanmeixiuxihao,lenghengliangshengjiuyoushuiguoqujianzhougongle。

shuimengzhongyinyuetingdaozhouweicaozayipian,xinglaijiukanjianyoubaguabaixiaoshengzhichengdetongzhuocoujinlewo:

「xiaxia,wozhidaolegedagua。」

tayanjingwangwoshenhoukongkongdangdangdezuoweixie,womiaodong——xueshenluchentafangle。

zaitadeyifantianyoujiacuxia,wolejieleshiqingdelailongqumai。

luchenyinweibeishuangyue,zhijiemangdaolechenwanmianqian。

dangjizhuangpotaheyigepiyinanlache,lianheichengguodi。

ranerchenwanbuhuangbumang,zhishigouqiluchendexiaba,xuanranyuqi:

「xueshen,wozizhizijipeibushangni,yihoubuhuizaijiuchannile。」

luchenfanwen,「wobiandehetayiyang,nijiunenghewozaiyiqile?」

chenwanmeihuida,chunjiaogouzheyisiruoyousiwudexiao。

woguangtingtongzhuozhuanshudounengganshoudaozijizhualesantouma。

luchen,yinggaibuhuixuanzefangqizijirirubaiwandeweilai,xuanzechengweipiyinandetishenba?!