第4章 姐夫勾搭小姨子,要脸吗?

“a……”jiangyihedejingjiaoyisheng,xintengbuyi,henbudemashangtiaoxiachuang,kebeitangxiuelanzhule。

“jie,niganshenme!niyaoguaijiuguaiwo,ganmadayanqinggege!shiworangyanqinggegequwode,tayeshixinruankelianwo……”jiangyikuzhechaoworangrang。

wolandelita,ganshouzhelianshangmimimamadezhencigan,kanxiangguyanqingfanhongdecelian,lenglengdidao:“nihaitingyouzizhizhiming,kexizheiyibazhang,buzuyidixiaonidezuiguo。”

wozhuanshenshuaimenerqu,leishuibukeezhidihualuolianjia。

kan,zheijiushiwodejiaren,woshenaidenanren。

tamenmingmingyinggaishizheishishangzuitengaiwo,zuihehuwoderen,kepianpianshangwozuishen,ciwozuitong。

huidaocheshang,wonulipingfuxinqing,gaosuzijibuzhideweizheizhongrenshangxinluolei。

shoujixiangqi,wonaguokanleyan,shiguimiliyunwei。

“喂……”

“gushaonainai,nishibushiwanglewoliangjinzhongwuyouyue,renni?buhuibeiguyanqingkouzhuleba?”liyunweihaibuzhiwozheiliangtianjinglileshenme,genwodiaokanzhe。

woweiweizhoumei,zheicaixiangqiqianjitianyueleguimijinzhongwuchifan,yuanbenshiyaoshanglianghunlicaipaideshi。

“我一会儿到。”

hunlicaipaishibubile,danzheishidegenguimishuoyisheng。

zaicantingjiandaoliyunwei,xushiwoganggangkuguodeyanmouyouxiehongzhong,tayiyanqiaochuwobuduijinger。

“zenmele?yankuanghonghongde,yougennijialichaojiale?”liyunweiguanxinwendao。

wogenyuanshengjiatingdeguanxiyouduozaogao,liyunweiquandouzhidao。

meiyouhuidaguimideyiwen,wolengjingdandandidao:“weiwei,hunlimeiyoule。”

liyunweizhengzaidaocha,wenyanchijingditaimoukanwo,dunlexia,“nihushuoshenme?hunlijiuzaixiazhou,zenmemeiyoule?”

woxiaolexiao,xinliyipianmamu,“zhunquelaishuo,hunlibubian,danxinniangbushiwole。”

liyunweifangxiachahu,qishenyueguocanzhuo,yishougezaiwoetoushang,“nishibushishengbingnaozishaohutule?jinshuohuhua。”

wolaxiatadeshou,rangtazuohao,shengdedenghuiertaizhenjingshuaidaodishang,ranhoubazheiliangtianfashengdeshijianduandaolai。

liyunweidengyuanyanjing,zuibachixuzhangda,yifuhuojianguideyangzi。

“kao!guyanqingshifenglema?jiangyilianshangtiantianxiezhe‘lvchabiao’sangezi,tayanxiakanbujian?hunlituranhuanxinniang,tabupamanzuobinkechaofeng,batamashangresouma?xiangzuosiyebubiwanzheimecijide。”

liyunweiyifentianying,shengdiaogaokang,bazhouweikerendouheleyitiao。

“buxing,woyaodadianhuamatayidun!”

taxingzihuola,biwohailihai,shuozhejiunaqishoujijiguyanqingdadianhua。

woshenxinjupi,jingjingdihezhecha,meiyouzuzhita。

“guyanqing,nishibeijiangyixiagulema?tadejuezhengguannishenmeshi?jiangwangennizaiyiqiliunian,taweilezhihaonidebingfuchuduoshaonidouwangle?yaobushitajinidangshuxueji,nifentoucaodouliangmigaoleba!wangenfuyidegouwanyier!”

“haiyou,nishenmeshihougenjiangyihaoshangde?nilianggaibuhuidou**leba?laoniangjianguozhade,meijianguozhadaonizheimerenshengongfende!haodaiyeshiyoutouyoulianderenwu,goudaxiaoyizi,nibupahunlishangbeiren……”

liyunweiyikouqiqiangshishuchu,zuzumalewuliufenzhongmeiting,zhidaofuwuyuanguolaitixing,shiyitaxiaoshengxie。

wobuxiangdiurenxianyan,qishenduoguotadeshouji,guaduanle。

“niguaduanganshenme?wohaimeimawanni!buguangguyanqingyaoma,neilvchabiaogengdema!dejuezhengjiulebuqile?jiunengqiangzijijiefule?”

李云微气到失控。

woganjinjitadaolebeicha,anfu:“suanle,bieyingxiangrenjiachifan。”

liyunweikanlekanzhouweiyiyangdeyanguang,zheicaiyaxiapiqi。

“guyanqingdaodizenmexiangde?taaijiangyima?”liyunweixiangbutongzheixie,haoqiyoukunaodiwen。

woyaoyaotou,“buzhidao,dankendingbuaiwo。”

fouze,ruhezuochuzheizhonghuangdanqipayoutianbuzhichideshilai。

“jiangyijiushixinlibiantai,zheixieniantashishidouyaogennizhengqiang,guyanqingnandaokanbuchu?”

wochechunyixiao,“tayizhijuedewoxiangduole,duijiangyipianjiantaishen。”

liyunweiqidelianhelehaojibeicha,youturanwen:“neitazhibuzhidao,jiangyijianghaoshinitongfuyimudeqindimei?”

“yinggaibuzhidao,womeigentashuoguo。”

bijingshijiachou,sheimeishishuozheixie。

napashizuiaideren,yebunengbazijiabukandeyimianquanbuzhanshi。

fouze,dangbuaideneiyitiandaolai,zheixiechouwenjiuhuinaoderenjinjiezhi,haihuichengweiduifangshanghaizijideliqi。

“buzhidaoa?”liyunweiyiweishenzhangdixiaolexiao,“heng,wodaotingqidai,guyanqingrenqingjiangyizhenmianmudeneitian,kendinghuideguididaku。”

我笑而未语。

tahuibuhui,dougenwowuguanle。

chiwanfan,liyunweianweiwo:“haodaidedaogongsizuoweibuchang,zheizhonglajinanren,diujiudiule,yihouhaohaogaoshiye。”

guimitidaozheihua,rangwoxiangqigongsibiangengfarenhaiyouxiechengxumeiban。

“shi,nishuodedui,wobugaiweinanrenanranshangshen。fangxinba,womeishi,zaodianrenqingrenzhayetingxingyunde。”

genliyunweidaobiehou,xiawuwojiuyueleguyanqingqubanlifarenbiangengshouxu。

他很爽快地答应了。

jiandaotashi,tabanbianlianshanghaiyinzhewuzhiyin,qingjundemoyangpingtianlejifenhuaji。

“dongzuokuaidian,zheibianbanwanzaiqubalihunzhenglingle。”jiantazoulubuxubujide,wodishengcuicu。

womenlingzhenggangyigeyue,zaozhiruci,jiubugai5·20neitianzaozaoqupaiduile。

guyanqingmuguangyouyudikanzhewo,zuibadongledong,yuyanyouzhi。

conggongshangjuchulai,womenzhibenminzhengju。

sheizhidaolehoudezhi,lihunyaoxianyuyue,zailaitijiaocailiao。

ranhoudengsanshitianlengjingqi,shijiandaolehou,shuangfangrengranjianchiyaolihun,zaiqubanlilihunzheng。

wojusangyoufanzao,nachushoujidangchangyuyue,quezhinengyuedaobangeyuehoudeyitianxiawu。

yejiushishuo,dangguyanqinggenjiangyijuxinghunlishi,woyiranshiguyanqingfalvyiyishangdeqizi。

这TM的什么破事!

guyanqingkanwopiqibaozaodaojidian,yadishengwenroudidao:“zheishibujide,jiangyiyemeiyoucuiwo。”

“woji!”womengditaimouduita,bataheleyitiao。

wofenfendidingzhetahaoyihuier,turanxiaolexia,wen:“tajiubupadengbudaoneiyitianma?”

顾宴卿脸色僵住。

bijinglihunzheimemafan,zhiyaowobupeihe,yinianbanzaidoulibule。

jiangyijiusuanzuolexinniangyouzenyang,falvyiyishang,tabushiqizi,dingduosuanxiaosan。

guyanqingmeiyouhuidazheigewenti,bufachaoqianyibu,haishineibanwenroudidao:“neiwomenjiubulile,shengdeyihouhaiyaolaifuhun。”

woliansejiqiyayi,dengzheta,wufalijiezheihua。

daoxianzai,tayiranzixindirenwei——dengjiangyisilehou,wohuigentafuhe?