第五章你得罪不起
zongtongtaofangli，dakaichuanghutouqidesuziqiang，zhengzaideyiyangyangdehechututongzhedianhua：“zheicijiugennimenchujiaqianle，nixiaozihaisuandongshi。”
dianhualidechutuyiweitayijingdeshoule，buyoudexinhuanufang，andaoneixiaobizaizimeixiangdaoba，nizheixifushibierenwanshengxiadele，rangnigenwodou，haigandawo。
“haole，wogangxiwanzao，jiuzheiyangba。”
suziqiangmeigentafeihua，yaobushizheicixianshangchumohan，taliankandoubudaikanchutuyiyande，buguoshigexiaoqiyeeryi。
xianzaitahaiyouzhengshi，chuangshangkehaitangzhegejiaodididedameirenni！
zaoyizuidebushengrenshidechumohanhaizaihanshui，lingrenjiaojibuyideshipangbianhaizhanzhegedahuilang。
suziqiangbudasuanzheimekuaijiukaishi，tayaozhangqiwannongzheigerangrenxindongbuyidenvhai，naqishoujishezhihaoluxianggongneng，ranhoubutingdexunzhaoheshidebaifangweizhi。
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“xiansheng，ninbunengjinqu！”
jiudianqiantaidejiedaiyuanhenbukeqideshuoleyiju。
kaiwanxiao，suibianlaigerendounengquzongtongtaofanglizhaorende？rangtadadianhuatayebuzhidaowangnada，yikanjiubushihaodongxi。
jiedaiyuanyanjianzheirenfeiyaochuang，jimangjiangdianhuadajibaoanle，shunjianjiuchongchulaishijigeshenchuanzhifudezhiyebaoan，lazhejiangchuanjiuyaowangwaizou。
cishizaoyixinjirufendejiangchuannahuijitamenjiangli，yigeshanshenjiuduoguolebaoandedashou，suihoujiushiyijiaotizailemianmenshang，zheixiasuiranbuzhiyuyaoming，danshiduanshijianneikendingpabuqilaile。
qitabaoanyanjianzhei**xiaozihuadoubushuojiudongshou，yeshiborandanu，chaoqishouzhongxiangjiaogunzhijiewangjiangchuanshenshangzhaohu，keshiquefaxianzheixiaozihualiudehen，shijirenyiqishangjuranpengdoupengbudaotayixia，fanerzhayanjianjiubeitafangdaohaojige。
jiangchuanxinzhongjihuogongxin，zaitingdaochumohanbeiyigenanrendaidaozongtongtaofangnei，jiuzhidaodashibumiao，xianzaisuoshengbuduodelizhigaosuta，yanqianzheixierenshiwugude，fouzezheixierenzaojiuliangtoule，haihuiyutachandoushufenzhongzhijiu。
meicuo，congkaishidaoxianzai，shijianjinjinguoqulejifenzhong，ershijigebaoanhainengzhanqilaidehaiyouyiren。
“fashengshenmeshi？”yigechuanzhengzhuangdeguangtoudahanjimangpaoleguolai。
lichengqungangjiedaoyigeshenmidianhua，jiutingdaowaimianchuanlailedadousheng，mangbudiedejiupaochulaile。
kandaozijiabaoandoudaodibuqi，yishunjianyanjingdouhongle，tazheigerenshiwanheide，meixiangdaojuranyourenbizijihaihei。
“xiaozi，nizhaosi！”lichengqunnuhengyisheng。
jiangchuanmeiyougentafeihua：“wodenvrenruoshizainimenzheichuleshi，nimenzheixieren，dougaisi！”
lichengqunxinzhongyidong，zhuizhuibuandeshitanleyisheng：“shijiangyema？”
jiangchuanchayidekanzheta，zijiburenshitaa。
“jiangye，gangcaibingejiwodaguodianhua，shuoganjinrangwoqu8102qujiuren，haishuoyouweixingjiangdedagehuiguolai。”
lichengqunaonaobuyidepailepaietou，yaozhidao，jitalaidianhuadeneirenlaitouzhida，tingtayisizheiweijiangyehaishitadage，ruoshitadenvrenzaizijidipanchuleshi，zijineixiachang...
henhendigualeyiyanjiedairenyuan，hedexiaogunianglianseshabai。
jiedaiyuanmeixiangdaoyanqianzheirenjuranhuiranglizonggongcheng“jiangye”，dunshibuzhisuocuo。
haozaijiangchuanmeishijianfeihua，zhaohuleyishengjiuhelichengqunpaoleshangqu。
lichengqunqichuanyuyudekanzhejiangchuan，neiyanshengenkanguaiwuside，yikouqipadaobaceng，lianbuhongqibuchuan，ruobushizijishentisuzhiguoying，kongpazaojiubeitashuaidaolehoumian。
“jiuzheile！zheigeweizhiganghaopaideqingchu。”
suziqiangzuijiaodaizheyisiyinxiao，zhuanerjiangmuguangfangdaolezhengzaihanshuidechumohanshenshang。
kanzheneijiaonenqingchengderongyan，yinxiaoyishengdao：“xiaomeiren，nishiwodelahaha！”
“砰！”
huayinweiluo，jiutingdaofangmenyishengjuxiang，suihousuziqiangkandaoleyigeren。
“sheirangnimenjinlaide？jingrangandajiaolaozihaoshi，zhibuzhidaowogenzheilidelizongshenmeguanxi？neishiwoxiongdi，xinbuxinwojilizongdadianhuafeilenimen！”
suziqiangnuhuochongtiandemazhe，zheige**jingranzaizheizhongshihoudaraozijihaoshi，hedegangqishendexiaodishunjianweimibukan，shuozhejiuyaotaochushoujidadianhua。
jiuzaizheishi，yigeshengyincongmenwaichuanchu：“buyongdale，wojiuzaizhei。”ranhousuziqiangjiukandaolelichengqun，dunshidaxibuyi。
“lizong，nilailea，wozhengyaozhaonini，kuai，bangxiongdixiulizheigexiaobizaizi，juranganchuailaozidemen，huoniweileba。”
suziqiangyibianshuozhe，yibianxiaozhangdezhizhejiangchuan。
zhishitameiyoukandao，zuilineigexiaobizaizi，cikeyiyizhongjiweiqitedeyanshenkanzheta，jiuxiangshidusheyiban，suishidouhuifaqizhiminggongji。
keshitashenbiandelichengqunganshoudaolezheizhongshayi，erhuabushuo，zoudaosuziqiangshenqian，shunshouchaoqizhuoshangdejiupingzhaotoujiushiyixia。
“咔擦！”
suziqiangwuzhetoudezhifengdunshidixialeyinhongdexianxue，tabukezhixindekanzhelichengqun，zheizuilidehaoxiongdiweishenmehuijizijikaipiaoleni？
shubuzhi，zheizhengshiyinweilichengqunzaixiangbanfajiuta，lichengqunzhixiwangzheiyixianengjiuhuitademing。
“nizhidaojiangyeshisheima？liantadenvrennidougandong，laozidasini。”
keshitataixiaokanjiangchuanle，kanzhezijiyaobaohuderen，cikeshenzhibuqingdetangzaichuangshang，zijishenzhidoubuqingchutazaoyuleshenme。
youhuiyiqineigeyutian，youzhisanxiachunjingdeyanmou，jiangchuanzhiganjuezijixinzaidixue。
tahuanhuanzoudaochumohanshenqian，shenshendewenleyixiataguanghuabainideetou，ranhouweitahuanleyigeshushideshuizi。
zhengzailiangrendaidaidekanzhetabuzhisuocuodeshihou，jiangchuanqishenshuolejuhua：“nizaizhaosi！”
yuqizhongsihaofanudeyiweimeiyou，youdezhishijizhidebinghan，ranglichengqunshunjiangandaoyiguliangyi，andaodashibumiao。
xiayike，meiyourenkandaotashizenmechuxianzaisuziqiangshenbiande，jiushineimeturan。
yibahaozhusuziqiangdetoufa，fengkuangdepaixiangmianqiandezhuozi，yixia，yixia，youyixia…
zhidaosuziqiangyishimohudeshihou，lichengqunzhandouzhetixingjiangchuan：“jiangye！zaidajiusile。”
jiangchuansongkailezhuazhetoufadeneizhishou，congyaojiantaochuyibahanguangshanshandebishou。
“噗！”
bishouzhirudatuigenbu，xianxueshunjianfeijian，lidezuijindelichengqunbeijianleyilian，tajiuzheimedaidaidekanzhejiangchuan。
zheiweiyekezhenhen，zheishizhijierangsuziqiangduanzijuesunle，zheisuziqianggeza-zhongdaodizhaoreleshenmerena。
“wobuhuirangnizheimeqingyisiqu，woyaorangnizhidao，zheigenvren，nidezuibuqi。”