第3章
jiangxuelele，zhibojianyehuanhuqueyue，xitongyoulaijiebao：
“guanzhong「kaolengmianduotangduocu」dashang：jiaoroujiyitai！”
“guanzhong「jidangaobanfan」dashang：shaoshuihuyige！”
“guanzhong「aaazhandoubaopifa」dashangnuanshuipingyige！”
“guanzhong「guobaojiafang」dashangchufangdiaoliaodalibaoyitao！”
jiangxueyankanzheliwuhuahuadilai，xinlilekailehua，talianmangzhaohuhelinzhengqukangshangzuo，zhuantoubachulihaodebaicaihetudoudouxiadaoyuguoli，yongshuihunzheyumimian，wangguoyantieleyiquanyumibingzi，youjizaolitianlejigenchai。
helinzhengkanzhejiangxuemangqianmanghou，youxiebuhaoyisidizhanqishen，qumenkouliangleliangmenbanshangdepodong，ranhoujingcongjundayidekoudailitaochuleyibachuiziheyihetieding。
jiangxueyongguochanzaiguolixiaoxinyiyidifandong，helinzhengzezaimenkoudingdingdangdangdiqiaoqiledingzi。manshiyinyundexiangqilongzhaozheyinanyinv，zhibojianyegenzhekeqiletang：
「豆包蘸糖」：
“wazheigefenwei，nigengtianlaiwozhibu，nitiaoshuilaiwojiaoyuan......”
「用户2587」：
“xiaosi，rengongtangjingyenengchizheimexiang？”
「鸡蛋糕拌饭」：
“bizuibani，zheishuaigemingxianjiugenzhuboburenshia，nimeikandaotaerduodouhongchengshayangle？”
「烤冷多糖多醋」：
“jiushi！youbenshinilaiyana，niyaoshinengyandezheimeziranwoyejinishualiwu！”
“出锅啦！”
jiangxuezheibiangangbazuihouyikuaitudoushengdaopenli，helinzhengyedinghaolemenban。jiangxuekanzhetahanshiledeetou，puchiyishengxiaolechulai：
“nineijundayineimehou，zaiwulichuanzheduorea，kuaituoleba！”
helinzhengyouxiebuhaoyisidixiaolexiao，bajundayituoxialaibanbanzhengzhengdiehao，fangzailekangyan。
「dalvbangzidundundun」：
“wozuile，zuidaozaigegedejiuwolile。”
「doujiaoganertuiguangdashi」：
“jiarenmen！kuaikanfuji！zheishishenmeguxilananshen！”
yexushichumencongmang，helinzhengdehouzhongjundayixia，zhichuanleyijianganganjingjingdebaichenshan，baisedebuliaobeihanshuijinshi，goulechujingzhuangdejiroulunkuo。
raoshilaiziershiyishijijianduoshiguangdejiangxue，yerenbuzhudingzhefujilengshenlejimiao。
系统猛然出现：
“laomeier！「daliebaxiangxiang」dashangle「shuangrendamianbei」yitao、haiyouliangzeilashufude「qiaomaizhen」！”
jiangxuebeixitongheleyitiao，zheicaiyishidaozijihaizaidingzhehelinzhengkan，youxiegangadinuokaileshixian，bashenghaodefancaiduanshanglekang。
xinghaohelinzhenggangcaizhengjujinghuishendisaoshizheyaoxiubudepengding，meiyoufaxianjiangxuedeshitai。jianfanhaole，helinzhenghenyouyanlijiandibakangweidexiaozhuoziduanleguolai，youbangjiangxueyiqinalewankuai。
「我闺蜜爱看」：
“a，yikanjiushigehaonanren。”
「爱喝麻酱」：
“zheigeshuaige，jushoutouzuhaizhenyouguoqulaoyibeideweidaoa！henlimaohenzhouzheng！”
“changchangzheigepangtouyu！”jiangxuereqingdijialeyidakuaiyuduziroujihelinzheng，ranhouzhongyukangbuzhulianxusantiandejie，langtunhuyandichileqilai。
「大馋丫头」：
“aiya，zhubochizheimexiang，kanlaishizhenhaochi，zheimegedashuaigezuotaduimian，sihaomeiyingxiangtaganfan......”
「东北大土豆」：
“kendingxianga，nimenkanneiyupi，yidianmeijianpo，tudounuodekuaiziyichuojiusuile，yurounennendekendingyeshirukoujihua......”
「锅包甲方」：
“buyaozaijieshuole，yanleiyijingcongzuijiaoliuchulaile......”
mentoubaofengxirulebantian，jiangxuezhongyuyouledianliqi，taitoukanxiangananjingjingchizheyumibingdehelinzheng，“xiexienia，yuanyipeiwochifan。”
helinzhenglengleyixia，“nidejialirenni？”
jiangxuehenhendijiaozhebaicai：“tamenbiwojiajicunzhangjiadechouerzi，wobuyuanyijiuyaoaida，suoyijiuyigerenbandaozheilaizhule。”
helinzhengruoyousuosi，“guaibudeniyigeguniangjia，yaozhudaozheimeweixiandedifang。”
jiangxuebujiediwen：“zenmeweixian？”
helinzhengyongshouzhilezhiwopenghoumiandefangxiang，“nizheigewopenghoumianbuyuan，jiushiyexionggou，shiyeshengdongwujingchangchumeidedifang。”
“a！wozhiyouyibacaidao，meiyoubiededongxinengfangshenle......”jiangxueyizhenaihao，helinzhengrenjunbujindiqiaoqizuijiao。
“meishide，mingtianwozaiguolai，bangnidageliba，xiudegaoyidian。”
“haoei！”jiangxueyiliangoutuidiyouwanghelinzhengwanlijialeyidakuaiyurou，“chi！niduochi！”
helinzhengxixindibangjiangxuejiyufanlegemian，renbuzhukuazandao：“nidundeyu，biwomenlinchangshitangdeshifudundehaixiang。”
“xiexiekuajiang。”jiangxuexiaoyanwanwan，xinzhongdeyiyangyang：“wokeshidongbeichuwang，linchangshitangsuoyoushifujiaqilai，yemeiyouwolihai！”
duile，linchangyoushitang？jiangxueturanfanyingguolai，zheibushixianchengdegongzuodengzhetaqulingma！
jiangxuedunshilailexingqu，“ai，hezhangguan，nimenneigelinchangshitang，haiquechushima？”
helinzhengxianglexiang，“yinggaishihaizaizhaode，mingtianwoqubangniwenwen。”
zhibojiandanmuzaiciqueyueqilai：
「nihao，wochiyidian」：
“neishuaigeqibushimeitiandounengchujing，laichizhubozuodexiangxiangfan！”
「nihao，banikuaizinahuiqu」：
“junnanjingnv！haokanaikan！”
jiangxuekanzhedanmuliyipianzaigezaiwu，ananqingxingzijiyouyicizoulegoushiyun——ruguotanengqushitangzuofan，bujinnengjingchangpengjianliuliangmimahelinzheng，hainengzhuandaozhiboyiwaidegongzi，jizijideshenghuoduoyizhongbaozhang！zhenshiyishierniao！shuangguanqixia！
helinzhenghenkuaichiwanlefan，zoudaoshuipenbianbawankuaixilegeganganjingjing，huminghuandedengguangxia，helinzhengyingtingdecelianzaiqiangbiantouxiahaokandeyingzi。jiangxuetuozhexiabakanleyoukan，shizairenbuzhutuokouerchu：
“hezhangguan，nizhangdezheimehaokan，cunlirendouqiangzhejinijieshaoduixiangba？”
helinzhengdelian“teng”diyixiayouhonglegechedi，tajiejiebabadihuida：
“mei......meiyou......”
jiangxuerenjunbujin，zheirenkanzhedaoshichenwen，zenmeyidianyebujindoua！
helinzhengbushuohuale，ditouzaikoudailixixisusufanzhaozheshenme，buyihui，taochuleyigexiaotiehe。
tabaxiaotiehedijijiangxue，“xiexienizuodefan......zheigejini。”
“什么啊？”
jiangxuedakaixiaotiehe，wukezhengzhengqiqidedabaitunaitangyingruyanlian。