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所有人哄堂大笑。
zhangyanglingyandishanguoyisiyinhen，xiayimiaozhuaqiwodetoufawangdishangzhongzhongyishuai，bawosisienzaidishang。
“xianzaibujinshiyaodaoqian，haiyaojiwoguizhedaoqian！”
“nizheigeyouniangshengmeiniangyangdedongxi，jiejintianjiuhaorendangdaodi，tinineigenvbiaozimahaohaojiaoyujiaoyuni，miandenijintianbangongshitounaicha，mingtianbuyaolianshangjietounanren，paolaihuohaiwomenzheixiebenfenshoujidehaonvren！”
zhangyanglingyishouqiazhewodebozi，lingzhishoudezhangzhijiaguyiwangwotoushangsiminghuala，toupidunshixuehenbianbu。
wotongdezhixi，tiaojianfashequjiutadeshou，meixiangdaotamengdibawowangqiangshangyishuai，yidacuotoufabeitashengshengchediao！
wowuzhetoutongdeyanleizhibiao，zhangyanglingturanjianjiao。
“wojiaonizuoren，nibujinbuzhientubao，haiyongzhijianaowo？！”
gutiankanzhezhangyanglingshoubeishangneitiaoqianhenxintenghuaile，nuqichongchongyijiaochuaizaiwoxiaofu，haibujieqidishuailewoyierbazi。
“yaobushimandy，nizheizhonghuosejixingshengsaocesuodoubugouge，haiganduitadadachushou，wokannishizaicunzilidangyehuoguanle，buzhidaoshenmejiaotiangaodihou！”
wobeidadezhifanbaiyan，zhouweirenhaikuagutianzhenyounanziqigai，jiushiyaobawozheizhongqiongsuannvrendadefufutietie，miandeyihouhaishoujiaobuganjing，gantoutamendedongxihe。
yiqunrenyueshuoyueqifen，zhijieyongshanglaixiangenzhewojitamenketourenzui！
zuihouhaishijiangyidangzaiwomianqian，qiudajiaraolewo。
womantoushixue，yaozhehoucaoyacongdishangpaqilai。
“jiangyi，banideshoujijiewo。”
guaiwotaigaokanzheiqun**desuzhi，jirantingbudongrenhua，neiyebieguaiwobukeqile。
“xiangganma？zhaonineigenvbiaozimahaishifeiwudieqiujiu？”zhangyanglingbuxiedichaowolianshangtulekoutuomo：“wogaosuni，tianwanglaozilaidoujiubuleni。”
“jintianbujilaoniangkegouyiqiangexiangtou，nibiexiangtachuxingshengjituandedamen！”
wolenglengkanzheta，ranhouconghoubeichaoqiyanhuigang，zhijieluntalianshang。
一字一句。
“zhao-ren-ji-ni-shou-shi！”
yiqunrenjiangzaiyuandi，bukezhixindikanzhewo。
gutianbaozhezhangyanglingzhenjingnuhou：
“**fenglema，zhidaomandybeihoushisheima，nijingganzhendedongshou？”
“niquanjiashibuxianghuole？！”
wotuchukoulidexueshui，duizhegutianjiushiliangbazhang。
“ben**daoshiyaokankan，jintianhuozhezoubuchuquderen，daodishishei！”
huayingangluo，renqunzuiwaicengbuzhidaoshisheidahanleyiju：
“shenmefengbaninjichuilaile！”