第二章 维持人设

“ma!xiufendouyijingzheigeyangzile,nijiubuyaoshuozheimenantingdehuale!”

zhaotieshengshigetenglaopoderen,tingjianlinqiuyueyaojianglixiufendiudaoluanzanggangzhihou,tajiujinjinlanzaichuangqian,sisihuzhuxifu。

linqiuyuezuanzhedaliwan,xishangmeishao。

zheiyaoyounenghuifutili,younengzengjiashentirenxing。

zhiyaolixiufenchixiaqu,jiunengmaozulejingbahaizishengchulai,haibuhuiyousiliechuxuedefengxian。

“让开,让开。”

linqiuyuecikemeishijiandalizhaotiesheng,jiangtabaladaoyibianjiujiangyaowanglixiufenzuilisai。

kanjianzheiyimu,zhaotieshengmuciyulie。

taxiangshifafengdegongniuyiyangpuguolai,yiquandazailinqiuyuelianshang。

linqiuyuetouyunmuxuanshuaizaidishang,zhaotieshenglianmangqukoulixiufenzuilideyao,danshiweishiyiwan。

“ma!nifenglema!xiufenhaizaijianchi,nizenmenengyongyaohaita!”

haoxindangzuolvganfei,youpingbaiaileyiquan。

linqiuyuezhengzhazhecongdishangpaqilai,qideliandouheile。

tashenshoujiuzhuzhaotieshengyilingzi,pitougailianyidunda。

“laoniangjitachideshizuchuandebaomingyao!yaobushikanzainishiwoerzidefenshang,wocaishebudenachulai!”

“jieguonidaohao,bufenqinghongzaobaihaigandalaoniang,nixiangzaofanshiba?”

zhaotieshengbeidamengle,baozhetouluchujiangxinjiangyidebiaoqing。

“baomingyao,yiqianzenmemeitingnishuoguo?”

linqiuyueliangshouqiayao,luchuzhigaoqiyangdebiaoqingjixuhuzhou。

“yebukankanlaoniangyiqianshishenmeren,jianguodehaodongximeiyouyiwanyeyoubaqian,nandaohaigegedougennishuoshuo?”

zhaotieshengnaolenaotou,haishihendanxin。

danjiuzaicishi,huifuliqidelixiufenlianshanghuifuxuese,zhenggerenxiangshidalejixueyiyang。

zhijiantayaojinyaguan,liangshoujinzhuazhechuangdanyongli。

“哇!哇!哇!”

yingerdetikusheng,xiangchelaojiudepianwuli。

zhaotieshengxijierqi,putongyishengguizaidishang。

“ma!shiwocuole!shiwowuhuinile!zheiyaozhendeyouyong!”

“gungungun,ganjinsihounixifuba。”

linqiuyuerouleroulianjia,meihaoqidetiletayijiao。

“哟,终于生了?”

menwaichuanlaijianxideshengyin,suihouzoujinlaiyigeershisuizuoyou,lianjiayuanrun,meixinzhangzheheizhidenianqingnvren。

taniezhecuilvsedeshoujuan,xiaosuibuzoudaochuanggenqian。

yongshoubalakaiyingerdetui,faxianshigenvyingzhihou,lianshangluchunongnongdebuxie。

linqiuyueyiyanrenchulai,zheirenshiyuanzhudeererxi,mingjiaocuiyingying。

biekantabidaerxixiaoliangsui,danqueshijialichuleyuanzhu,xinlizuijingming,yezuiziside。

jiubirugangganglixiufennanchan,tafenmingjiuzaijiali,danmeiyouguolaibangmangdeyisi,shenzhiyizaojiuzhizoutananren,danxinzhaotieshengwentajieqian。

xianzaitingjianhaizichusheng,tazhongyushichulailulianle。

“aiyouyou,dasaoshenggehaizizhetengleyitian,chaoderennaoguaziteng,biezhezheimejiu,haiyiweishijilaotaitaishengledapangsunzi,jieguoshigexiaopeiqianhuo。”

tingjianzheihua,lixiufenyuanbenkaixindebiaoqingdunshinanguoqilai。

tajinjinzhuazhebeiru,yanshenbuandekanxiangzhaotieshenghelinqiuyuedelianse。

“dixi,nizheishuodeshishenmehua!”

zhaotieshengtingzhebushufu,dengyankanxiangcuiyingying。

“zenme,xianwoshuohuabuhaoting?”

cuiyingyingliangshouqiayao,shengyingengjianruile,“nimenliangjiehundouwunianle,daoxianzaicaishengxialaiyigepeiqianwanyi,erwokeshiyijingweilaozhaojiashenglelianggesunzile,nishuonimenyoushenmeyong?”

shuozhe,cuiyingyingwanzhulinqiuyuedegebo,sajiaosideshuodao:“ma,dagedasaobuzhengqi,ninyihouhaishiyaoduotengtenglianggesunzi,kebunengduanleyongdu。”

linqiuyuemiqiyanjing,xinlilengxiaoyisheng。

zheiererxiguoranyaobidaerxijingmingduole。

sanyanliangyujiubalaodayijiabiandideyiqianbuzhi,xiangyaoyonglianggehaiziduozhandianhaochu。

erdaerxigenbenjiubuzhidaoruheyingdui,haizaikanrenlianse。

linqiuyuebenlaishibuxiangdalicuiyingyingde,dantayikouyigexiaopeiqianhuo,shizairangtaxinligeying。

“撒手。”

linqiuyuetuikaicuiyingying,biaoqinglengdan,“nvwawazenmele?nvwawabushilaozhaojiadezhong?niyiweisheidougenniside,zhongnanqingnv?”

turanbeidui,cuiyingyingbiaoqinglvexianjiangying。

linqiuyuequeshibushizhongnanqingnvderen,tashiwulunnannvdouqiaobushangyan。

yanchouzhexiaoxinsiwanzale,cuiyingyinglianmangzhaobu。

“ma,youbuguangwoyigerenzheimeshuo,bierenjiashenglenvwa,doushuoshixiaopeiqianhuo。”

“闭嘴吧你。”

linqiuyuelenghengyisheng,“yaoshianzhaozheizhongshuofa,nigenwodoushinvde,neiwomendoushipeiqianhuole?nibiezhelianwoyeyiqimashiba?”

崔莺莺脸都白了。

zhenbuzhidaozheieponiangnagenjindacuole,zhaoqitachalaile。

“meiyoumeiyou,wojueduimeizheigeyisi!”

“nizuihaomeizheigeyisi。”

linqiuyuejiangfeicuijiezhitaohuishoushang,shixiansaoguocuiyingying,“yihoujialideshiwohuiyiwanshuiduanping,gaishinidejiushinide,bushinideyebieshuahuazhao,buranchousini。”

cuiyingyingliansenankan,lianliandiantou。

【cuiyingyingkongjuzhi+1】

【抽奖进度1/5】

【lixiufenxinrendu+1】

【抽奖进度2/5】

lixiufenjuranjiaxinrendule?

linqiuyuechayikanxiangdaerxi,faxiantaweiweisuosuochongzhetaxiao。

yishijian,linqiuyuexinliyouxieyaran。

yuanzhukezedamaguodaerxihenduoci,shenzhiganggangtahaihehudaerxi,yaobatadiuchuquweigou。

jieguozheihuitajurannengzengjiaxinrendude。

zhenshigejihaobujidade。

guaibudeyiqianzongzaicuiyingyingshoudixiachikui。

“ma,ninyaobuyaokankansunnv?”

lixiufenbaozhuqiangbao,youyizhongxianbaodexinxigan。

linqiuyuebuxiangsaotadexingzhi,bianshenchushoujianghaizijieleguolai。

gangchushengdehaizi,shixindemingliangdeyanjing,xindehongnendezui,zenmekanzenmekeai。

linqiuyuedaizhexiexuzhouwendelian,yingruhaizideyanjingli,xiaojiahuoyiyayayadejiaoqilai。

yuanlaijiushizheigelaodongxiyaobawomasongquweigou!

pingxiningshen,mengdiyongli。

linqiuyuezhengshenshoudounong,jieguoyidaojingyingdeyetiziletayishou。

李秀芬:……

赵铁生:……

“ma……ninmeishengqiba?”

生气?

这有什么好生气的?

beixiaohaiziniaoshenshangyoubushishenmeqiguaideshi。

linqiuyuezuichundongledong,huranyoubishang。