第1章 好汉娶懒妻

咚咚咚!

“saoxuela!gejiagehudouchulaisaoxue!”

“ai,zheijiajiusuanla,zheishixiaosongtamenjia。xiaosongbuzai,tajianeigeshenmedexingnihaibuzhidao。”

“nishuoxiaosongrentinghaode,zenmejiudaomeiqulezheimegehaochilanzuodexifu?renmendoushuo‘haohanqulanqi,lanhanpanhuazhi’,zheihuahaizhenmeicuo。”

“sheizhidaona,zheizhongshishuobuqing。zoulazoula,haidequtongzhixiapaifang。”

jiangtaozhengzaiyuanliqingsaozijiadejixue,zhiyiqiangzhige,zirantinglegeyizibuluo。

ε=(´ο`*)))ai!!!

leisileihuopinboleshijinian,haoburongyishixianlecaiwuziyou,dasuantiqiananxiangtuixiushenghuo,guoshangmeitianyoushanwanshuixiangmeishikanmeirenerderizi。

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conggaoyanzhi、gaoxueli、gaoshourudesangaodanshenguizujiangtao,bianchenglemeixiangmao、meiwenhua、meigongzuodesanwuyihunfunvjiangtao。

buguotadaozheiliyijingliangtianle,haimeijianguozijidezhangfusongyunhua。

suanla,buguanle,fanzhengchizaoyenengjiandao,dangqiantazuizhongyaodeshishijianfei。

nieleniezijiyaojianzhanweiweidezhuirou,youtailetaibitacengjingdeyaohaicudedatui,jiangtaoxinsaibuyi。

xiangyaojianfei,meiyoujiejing,jiushiguanzhuzui,maikaitui,shaochiduodong。

zhenghaotayeyaoduanlianshenti,neiburugendajiahuoyiqisaoxue,shunbianhainengshuxishuxizhouweidehuanjing。

jiangtaoyizhishenghuozaicunli,yinweilan,pingshilianzhenshangdouhenshaoqu,gengbieshuoshipaodaozheiliushigongliwaideronglai。

gensongyunhuajiehunhoulaidaozheibian,tayemeichuguojicimen,linjudourenbuquan。

tamenzaizheipaifangzuilimian,jiangtaochuleyuan,congzijiamenkouwangwaisao。

“姜桃?!”

wangfengyingyichuyuanjiujianjiangtaozairenzhenmailidesaoxue,chadianjingdiaotaxiaba,zhiyiweizijiyanhuakancuole,kezhenggesushequ,chuletahainengyousheizheimepang。

“fengyingsaozi。”jiangtaozhiqishenzi,gangadetanzhexiaoliangenwangfengyingdazhaohu。

wangfengyingtazhangfuzhoudahaigensongyunhuazaiyigeyunshudui,liangrenguanxibucuo。

jiangtaogangdaozheibiandeshihou,wangfengyingduitapoweireqing,ketajingranganchuqiangrenjiaerziguodanpizheizhongshi。

wangfengyingerzixiaobaogangsisui,naliqiangdeguoyibailiuqishijindejiangtao,liangrenzhengqiangguochengzhong,xiaobaoshuaidao,batoujikepole。

zheihaizidoushiniangdenilin,jiusuanwangfengyingzaihaopiqi,yebuganle,genghekuangtabenjiubushineizhongruanbaozi。

shangmenbajiangtaomalegegouxuepentou,zaimeidaliguota。

huixiangqijiangtaozuodezheixieshi,jiangtaoliansaodebuxing,renbuzhuzaixinlimomobaolejucukou,mde,tazheishichuandaolegeshenmewanyiershenshang!

wangfengyingshangxiadaliangjiangtao,ganjuetayouxiebuyiyangle,zhenggerenshoushideliluoduole,yedonglimaole,keyixiangdaoxiaobaoetoushangdeneidaoba,lianyoulenglexialai,shuochukoudehuayemeihaoqi:“biejie,wokedangbuqi。”

jiangtaobeiyeleyixia,dangaishuodehuahaishiyaoshuo:“fengyingsaozi,duibuqi,zhiqianshiwobudui,wojinindaoqian。nindarenbujixiaorenguo,biegenwoyibanjianshi。”

rujintachenglejiangtao,neishuyujiangtaoderongmaoshencai、shehuiguanxi、guoqu……youguantasuoyousuoyoudeyiqie,haodehuaideyejiudouchengletade。

jiangtaodefuqitakeyixinanlidexiangzhe,tacengjingfanxiadecuowutayeyaodanzhecaishi。

“you,jinershizenmele,taiyangdaxibianchulaila?”

wangfengyingyifujianguidebiaoqing,dantaishoubudaxiaolianren,xianbushuotajiadahaigensongyunhuadeguanxi,jiuchongzheilinlilinjude,tayebunengtaiguojijiaole,tiantiantaitoubujianditoujiande。

zaishuodoukandechu,zheisongyunhuabushigejiandanrenwu,meizhunnatianjiubeitishangqu,chengledahaidelingdao。

jiangtaozaibuhao,yeshisongyunhuadexifu,renjialiangrenshuodaodishiyijiaren,haishinengbudezuijiubudezui。

“xinglaxingla,zheishijiuguoqule。”

jiangtaobeijialijiyanghuaile,budongrenqingshigu,kejiangtaozaizhichanggenshengyichanghunjiduonian,zuihuichayanguanse。

jianwangfengyingduizijidetaiduyousuohuanhe,jiangtaogentadatingdaosongyunhua,ketayoubuhaoyisizhijiewen,biancongcemianpangqiaoceji:“saozi,zuijinzheiyunshuduishibutingmang?”

“meishashia。”wangfengyingyeshigecongmingren,zhuomochulejiangtaodeyisi,jitiaomingle:“nishixiangwennijiaxiaosongniba?”

“ng……a。”jiangtaoyuqibanshixiusebanshidanyou:“tazheidouhaojitianmeihuijiale。”

wangfengyingxinzhikoukuai:“bushinibarenjiajinianzoude?”

jiangtaozhengleyixia,xiangqilai,haizhenshijiangtaobasongyunhuajinianzoude。

jiangtaocongbierenneiertingshuosongyunhuameigeyuegudingyaowangchuhuiyibiqian,wenguosongyunhuahou,tashuoshijizhanyoujia,jiangtaozheijiubuganle,feiyaorangsongyunhuadouquyaohuilai,yaobuhuilaijiubiezaihuilaile。

songyunhuabenlaijiuduijiangtaojiyuanyijiu,tazheiyitongsapo,zhijierangtabaofale,fenershuaimenliquhou,bianyizhiweihuilai。

这都是什么事啊?

jiangtaohaizaigankaizijishizaoleshenmenie,caihuichuandaojiangtaoshenshang,jiutingwangfengyingzahu:“ai,xiaosong,nizheijitianqunaerla,nixifuzhenghaigenwoxunnina。”

宋云华?!

jiangtaomengdiniutoukanxiangxiangkoudefangxiang,jiujianyigaodayingtingdenanrenyingzhechenxichaotazouleguolai。

nongheirumodejianmei,xiazhangyoushendeyanmou,gaotingdebiliang,jiashangtameigulveweituchu,xiandeyanwotebieshensui。

shenzitingbabizhi,jianbeikuankuo,shuangtuixiuzhang,zhanrusong,xingrufeng。

benlaixinlihaiyouxiedagu,butainengjieshoumomingqimiaoduochulaiyizhangfu,danzaicike,jiangtaoxiangfashunjian180dudazhuanbian,zaixinlidashengjianjiaoqilai。

这个男人,她可以!

zaijiangtaoyanjingyizhabuzhakanzhesongyunhuashi,songyunhuayezaikanzhejiangtao。

lixiangzihaiyouyiduanjuli,tajiutingdaoletadeshengyin。

zhiyiweitingcuole,meixiangdaozhendeshita。

tazenmekenengzheimezaoqilai,haichulaisaoxue,youzenmekenenghuijiwangfengyingdaoqian,haigenwangfengyingdatingziji。

fanchangbiyouyao,kendingshiyouxiangshuashenmeyaoezi。

“嫂子。”

songyunhuagenwangfengyingdaleshengzhaohu,zhandingzailejiangtaomianqian。

lianggerensimuxiangdui,jiangtaoyouxiefayun。

jinkanzhixia,songyunhuaderongmaogengshichutiao。

zaiditoukankanzijihouzhongdeshenzi,jiangtaofajuezheigeniandaidebaobanhunyinyeshiyouhaochude。

songyunhuademuguangcongjiangtaodelianshangzhuandaoletanazhesaozhoudeshoushang,youzhuanhuidaoletadelianshang,jiantazuijiaoyangqi,xiaoyiyingyingdekanzheziji,yizhangdabinglianrouquanduidaoleyiqi,jideyanjingdoukanbujianle,dunshilaxialelian。

tazheimegaoxing,shiyiweizijibaqianyaohuilaileba?

yaoshitadezhizijimeirutayuanbushuo,hai……buzhidaotayouyaozenmesapo!

哎!

songyunhuazaixinzhongzhongzhongtanlekouqi,gengshijiandingleneigejuexin,chenshengshiyijiangtaogenzijihuiqu:“zou,huijia。”