【wudaoyitudengfengzaojizheshisi：wushuang】
【shangbangliyou：wushuangjianxia，feijianwushuang】
【bainianlai，weiyinenggoushiyongwushuangchengwushuangjianxiadetiancai，wushuangjianchu，yijiankezhanduanshui，erjiankedaohai，sanjiankebanshan，shisanjianqichu，zejushijiejing】
同福客栈
“wuxin，wushuang？zenmeyouyigexingwudeshangbanga？”
“wodouwuyule，yaoshiwogaiyigewudi，shibushixiayigeshangbangdejiushiwo？”
“hahaha，youchangshidekenengxinga！”
tingzhejiukedetucao，guofurongxinzhonggengshihaoqi，jimangdianledianlaobai，
“laobai，nijianduoshiguang，nizhidaozheigewushuangshisheibu？”
“我哪知道啊？！”
baizhantangjichuyigegangayoubushilimaodeweixiao，xinzhongyeshiyouxiewuyu，zheitianbang，zenmefangdedoushizijibuzhidaodemingzia！
这让自己如何装逼？
haiburuqukaigelaobaishuanroufangni。
jiandaoconglaobaineilidebudaodaan，guofurongzhinengjiangmuguangzhuanxiangleqiyudejianghuke，keshimeiyourenheyigerennenggoushuochugesuoyiranlai。
moxiaobeitaizhenaodai，yanzhongyijingquanshixiaoxingxingdemoyang，
“wa，feijiana！neideduoshuaia！”
“yaoshiwoxuehuilezheifeijianzhishu，womenshuyuanneigelaofuzizaiganjiaowozuogongke，wojiugualetadehuzi！”
dudunangnangzhe，moxiaobeixiaoyanjingyizhuan，ranhoujiulazhulebaizhantang，
“baidage，nizhidaowushuangjianxiama？nengbunengjiwoyezhengyige？”
“quququ，neiwanyiyoubushidabaicai！”
baizhantangyouxiewunai，queyouturanjingxing，buzhidaowushuang，danshitazhidaowushuangjianxiaa！
yipaidatui，baizhantangdaheyisheng，
“我知道了！”
zhongweijiuke，shunjianjiangbaizhantangtuantuanweizhu，baizhantangkekeliangsheng，likeyourensongshangchashui，
“zheiwushuangmeishenmemingzi，danshiwushuangcheng，yuwushuangjianxiawoqueshizhidaoa！”
“zanyebuzhidao，shixianyouwushuangjianxia，haishixianyoudewushuangcheng，fanzhengzheiwushuangjianxiakeshigebaowu，tingshuozhangwolewushuangjianxiaderen，nenggouzaibaimikaiwai，zhijiekongzhifeijiansharen。”
“nei，zheiwushuangcheng，youzainali？”
“哪里？”
baizhantangyileng，suihoujinghaideshuochu，
“haoxiang，haishizaibeili！”
“wowowo！**，youshibeili？zhei，beilizenmezheimeduogaoshou？”
“sheishuobushi，suiranshixiaoguo，zheigaoshoushuliangqueshiyouxiekongbule，buhuixiayigehaishibeilideba？”
“yinggaibuhuileba，nayouquanshibeilide，zheizhongxiaoguo，youlianggeshangtianbang，yijingshigoule，woxuanbu，jiexialaidebangdan，wodamingbaoyuanle！”
“quququ，wodaqinzhishaonengzhanzhe10gexiwei！”
“wodahanyebuchaa！”
yiqunrenchaochaorangrang，yankanjiuyaokaiditupaole，tongxiangyuganjinchulaizhizhi，zheixiejiuke，fangcaizuoba。
“laobai，zheiwushuangjianxia，zhenyoutianbangshuodeneimelihaima？”
baizhantangkanzhetianqiong，huanhuanshuodao，
“nibuxinwo，yedexintianbanga，tianbanghainengchucuobucheng？”
“neinizhidao，yousheichenggongkongzhi13bafeijianguoma？”
“wonazhidaoa，anzhaozheitianbangdemiaoshu，nenggoubachu12bajian，wodouganjuezheirendeshiyigeludishenxianle！”*