第1章
laiziyonghushenlishu，qiyueshisirizuijinbowen：
“yigeyueqianwodeshenshangduoleyidaowenshen，zhunquedeshuoshiyitiaohuidonghuishuohuadewenshen。”
“tazaiwodeshenshangdaochuyouzou，ranhougaosuwo：jinqian、diwei、mingsheng、fuchou、lveduo......genwozuojiaoyi，wonengjinixiangyaodeyiqie。”
“tadejiaohuantiaojianshi......rendelinghun。”
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“ruhe，shitiyouyichangme？”
shenlishugangzhaixiakouzhao，dengzaimenkoudexiaochenbianpobujidaidikaimenjinlai，kandaoyijingbeikaitangpodudeshiti，baiyanzhihouyizhenganou。
xiangbizhixiatadandingxuduo，jiugengangqiehaoyifenshenhuniupaiside，bujinbumandijiangjiluziliaodijixiaochen，yuqidanlan：“wujushitibiaopiquandouchengxianfenhongse，chubushijianbiaomingshiyiyanghuatanzhongdu，genjuxianchangbaogaokanlaishisiyumeiqixielu。”
yexushiduishenlishumianduishitipingdandaolengmodetaiduyouxiebutaimanyi，xiaochenjieguoziliaodeshihouzhoulezhoumeitou，yuqipoweibushan：“neijiuqingshenfayishangdianxin，bijingshiwutiaohuoshengshengderenming！”
xiaochenbarenminglianggeziyaodehenzhong，jiugenzheiwutiaorenmingshitashadeside，shuaimenerdedongjingyebuxiao。
shenlishuquegenmeitingjiansidijizijidaolebeikafei，zishiyouyadizuozaishitipangbianermaitouxipin，jiuchafangyiqugudianyinlelaihongtuoqifen。
“nixiangyaotasime？wokeyibangni！”
jingmidefayigongzuoshili，huranchuanlaiyizhenshayadichendeshengyin，neishengyinjiugencongyoumingchuanlaideyiban，tingzhejiujiaorenjilianggufaleng。
huanzuoyibanrenzaojiuheniaole，shenlishuquelianyanpizidoumeitaiyixia，dandandao：“kanbuguanwoderenduole，tabusuanshenme。”
“那你想要什么？”
“nibushihuoxitongme，bushiguailihaideme，zijicaia。”
kongqiduanzanchenmolebanshang，shenlishuduanzhekafeibeiguangjiedewumingzhishanghuranzuanchulaiyitiaoqinglvsedexiaoshe。
shuoshizuanchulai，qishihaizaitadepifubiaocengzhixia，siwulimidezhangduganghaopanzaitadeshizhishang：“woshuowodougenleniyigeyuele，nijiumeidianxiangyaode，zhenxiangesiwo？”
shuozhehua，wenshenlitileyixie，rangshenlishushouzhipifuweiweituqileyidianer，zongsuanshirangtayouledianerfanyinghebiaoqing。
bakafeibeiyifang，shenlishutaiqishoulaikanzhexiaoshe，jiaodandemouselijiazalejifenchaofeng：“neinizhaobiedesuzhubujiuwanle。”
“neibuxing！”xitongxiaoshejujuedehenkuai，senlengdeyudiaoyouchenzhonglejifen：“wobixugennizaiyikuaier。wojiubuxin，nizhenjiuzheimewuyuwuqiu。”
“weishenmefeideshiwo？”
tuqidepifuhuifulepingtan，xiaosheyecongtadeshouzhishangyouli，buzhidaocuandaotanakuaierkanbudaodepifushangpazhequle。
shenlishuzuijiaoyichou：henhao，yigeyuelaimeicidougentadejiaoliudouyizheigehuatijieshu。
“qie，shuoshenmenengjiwoxiangyaodeyiqie，mingmingyigeyueqianwojiutilewoxiangyaoyigedaan，nizijishuolehuidabule。”shenlishushenleshenlanyao，zhanqishenlaidasuanzhongxindaishangkouzhaokaishiyanshi。
nandejintianyouzhengjinghuoerjiaojita，buhaohaozhenxizhipatadeshoushudaodoukuaizhangzhizhuwangle。
caigangdaishangshoutao，xiaosheturancongtadehoujingcuanlechulai，senlengdedashuyinjuranhaijiazaledianerxingfen：“woxiangdaole，suiranwobunengjinidaan，danshiwokeyijinitigongzhaodaodaandelua！”
shenlishuzheishihoucaizhongyushenziguyizheng，jinggensishuiyibandeyanjinglifanqileyicenglianyi，shaoshunjishiquerangxiaoshekanlegeqingqingchuchu。
“genleniyigeyueniyemeichangshixingdiyongguowo，buruwoxiansongnidianerxinshoudalibaoba。”
“什么礼包？”
yejiushixiayishidiyiwen，haimeishuoyaojieshouni，tayanqianbianshanguoyidaobaiguang，dengshiyishiyekaishizhujianmohuqilai。
mihuzhizhong，tadebiqianglihuranzuanjinlaiyigumeiqideweidao，nonglie**，qiangdetachuanbuguoqi。
在搞什么鬼？
benlaixiangwenxiaoshe，danshizhanglezhangzuishenlishuquefaxianzijimeifachusheng，fanerjuliedikesouqilai。
煤气泄露！
taduizijideshentishiqulekongzhi，zhinengkandaozijideshentiyaoyaohuanghuangdizoudaolemenkou，xiangyaokaichuangquehenfali，gangzouleliangbubianzaidaozailedishang。
mimihuhuzhizhong，taqueyinyuekandaolehengzaiwuzilideshiti：yi、er、san......
ranhoucishimenkaile，jingranyourenjinlai，haituozhelingyijushitirengzailedishang，erneijushitisihuyijingshiqulehuxi......
zhihoushimanzhangdeheian，zhidaobunaifandicuicushengzaierpanxiangqi，tacaichedihuiguoshenlai。
“shenfayizenmezaizheierzhanzheshuijue？zheilimeinideshierle，niquxiuxiba。songfayimangwanle，mashangxialaijieshou。”
yizhengyan，tayanqianderenhaishixiaochen，paidatadeshihoubiaoqingmingxianbunaifan。
“知道了。”
shenshangchuleyicengbohan，tayemeinaixinqugenxiaochenzhenglun，zhuanshenbianchulemen。
kantajintianzoudezheimegancui，daoshixiaochendemuguangyouxieguaiyi。
“jintianjuranbudengzhesongfayichaojia？”
congfayishixialai，diantiliwurendeshihouxiaosheyouzuandaoletadeerbian：“nijiubuxiangzhidaogangcaineishishenme？”
shenlishumianwubiaoqing：“wobuwenniyehuishuo，nibiebuzhu。”
dashuyinchenmolebanshang，zuizhonghaishimeichenzhuqi：“neishinigangcaijianchadeneijushitishengqianzuihoukandaodehuamian。”
zheishihoudiantimenqiahaokaile，shenlishuquemeidong，biaoqingsenlengdizhanzailitou，yindewaimianzaidenghoudetongshikantadebiaoqingdouguaiguaide。
“shenfayi，nichulaime？”
huiguoshenlaitarengjiumianwubiaoqing，jiugenzaidiantilifadaiderenbushitaside，bufaliluodichuledianti，yemeigenrendazhaohu。
cishicike，tamannaozidoushigangcaikandaodehuamian，jiashangdailingtakandaoxianchangdeneiwei，yuanbenneijianwuziliyigongzhiyousigeren。
多出来的一具是谁？
qiaozhetachuqule，jimingxingjingcaidishengyilunzhejinlediantimen。
“shenfayidehuoeryoubeiqiangle？”
“bushibeiqiang，shizanmenfujuxinbuguota，chuleshizaimangbuguolai，yibanbuhuizhaotazuoshijian。”
“yedui，yigelianhuanshashoudenver，sheinengxindeguo？”
shengyinbuda，quezaidiantimenguanshangzhiqianluoruleshenlishudeerduo，tayizhanglianyourugangxiaguodaxue，manshihanshuang。