第1章
“kuaikan！songchenyouzhaohuanchuleyizunnvdi——tianhunvdiei！**，zheiyetaipiaoliangle。”
“kandaolekandaole。ha，zhaohuanchulainvdiyouyoushenmeyong？kendingyouyaobeipan。”
“shuodeshia。suanqilai，zheidoudijiugeleba？woduwumao，zheige‘tianhunvdi’zhaoyanghuibeipan！”
“zheijiujiaoyouyunwuming！yunqihaozhaohuanchulaidezhaohuanwuquanshinvdiyouzenmeyang？haibushiyigejieyigedepanli？meizheigemingzhidaoba？”
“woyaoshita，zaojiufangqile。zhaohuanchunvdiyouyoushenmeyong？quandoupantaerqu，quanjibierenzuolejiayishang。zizhaobuzizaima。”
“kebushi？tazhaohuanchulaidediyige‘bingfengnvdi’he‘qingbeixueyuan’dexiaohuaxiaoyanranqiyue，xianzairenxiaoyanrandoushi‘jingyingzhaohuanshi’le！”
乾阳召唤师学院。
“zhaohuanquanshuichi”zhouweijulongleyiqunxuesheng。
tamenyilunfenfen，haoburenao。
zheigeshijieshizhaohuanshideshijie！
renrenjiekeyichengweizhaohuanshi。
zhaohuanwuqianqibaiguai，shenmeyangdedouyou。
youdeshiyizhibi、yikuaibanzhuan，huoyigeqiu。
youdeshiyitouniu、yitoumenghu，huoyitiaoshe。
有的则是一个人！
zongzhiwulunzhaohuanchushenme，doubuzhideqiguai，yinweishichangtai！
zhaohuanshidejingjieyoudidaogao，fenwei：xuetu、diji、zhongji、gaoji、teji、jingying、zhuanjia、dashi、zongshi、shengxian。
meigejingjieyoufenlejiuxing！
zhaohuanwudepinzhiziranyougaoyoudi、youqiangyouruo。
congruodaoqiang，fenwei：laji、diji、zhongji、gaoji、jingying、zhenxi、chaofan、chuanshuo、shishi、shenhua！
meigepinzhi，youfenlejiujie！
shijianzuidingjidezhaohuanwu，bianshijiujieshenhua！
此时此刻。
mingweisongchendeshaonian，zhaohuanchulaidezhaohuanwu，bianshijiujieshenhuajizhi——tianhunvdi！
tabanrenbanhu，toudingyoufenzhongdaihongdemaorongrongerduo，tunhouyoushitiaochunbaizhongjiazazhefenhongdemaorongrongweiba。
neizhanglian，jianzhimeidaowufayongshijianrenheyizhongcijulaixingrong。
太美了！
meidaolingrenkanyiyanjiumuxuanshenli、xinhundiandao。
身材则更是绝顶！
zhangtui、xiyao、fengfei......jifutongtourubai，fangforuoyouguang。
jizhidewumeiyaoyezhong，yousanfazhezhuanshuyudiwangdeweiyi、weiyan。
这太顶、太诱了！
yizhiyuzhouweiweiguanrenzhong，yidapianderendoudengdayanjing，yantuomo，gengyoudadanderenzuoqilegengguofen、gengkuazhangdeshi......
当事人宋辰呢？
dengzheyanjingkanzheyanqiandetianhunvdi，tadeneixinyezaidamazhe“wolegecaode”！
“我重生了？？？”
“zhongshenghuidaolezhaohuanchudijiugenvditianhunvdideshihou？”
“zeilaotiannitemewanwoni？！”
“niranglaozizhaohuanchusanqiangenvdi，jieguosanqiangenvdiquandoupanwoerqu。
“xianzaiyourangwozhongsheng！youyisima？！”
qianshi，songchenbuxinxie，butingdezhaohuan、butingdezhaohuan。
jieguomeicidouzhaohuanchujiujieshenhuanvdi，jieguomeicijiujieshenhuanvdidoupanli！
zuzuzhaohuanchulesanqiangenvdia！
sanqiangenvdiquanbeipana！
这个说“你不行”。
那个说“你太废”。
或者说“你不配”。
zongzhi，neixiegenvdigeyougedeliyou！
zijichenglezhenggedaxia，naizhiquanshijiedexiaobing。
jieguoxianzai，juranyourangwozhongsheng？
“suanle，leile，huimieba——zheibeizilaozizaiyebudangzhaohuanshile！danggeguidezhaohuanshi！”
yishunjiansongchenjiujuedingle。
zheibeizijiushidasita，congloushangtiaoxiaqu，tayejueduibuhuizaizhaohuanle！
爷摆烂了，可以吧？
「叮——！」
「bailanxitongjihuo，bangdingzhong......」
「绑定成功！」
「zhuren，bailanma？youjiangliyo！」
「yueshizaiguanjianshike、zhongyaoshijianzhongbailan，jiangliyuefenghouyo！」
songchenchengmujieshe：“？？？shenmegui？？？”
yiguxinxiyongrutadenaohai。
guanyu「bailanxitong」，tayijinglijiele。
keshitawufalijie，zheizenmejiutiaochulaiyige「bailanxitong」ni？
恰时！
“zhaohuanquanshuichi”shangfang。
yuanbenbizheyandetianhunvdizhengkaileyanjing。
neishuangyanjingmeijile，youruliangkeshuodadehongbaoshi，jingyingtongtou，shanshanliangliang，jianzhijiushishijianzuidingjideguibao！
tademuguangluodaolesongchenshenshang，meitoudangjizhouqi，fenrunrundechunzhangkai：“ni......”
songchenqueshiqiangxianyibu，lanyangyangdeshuodao：“nibizui。gundanba！”
tayilianbunaifandehuihuishou，jiuxiangshizaiganyizhicangyingyiyang，henxianqi。
qianshi，takeshibaibankenqiu、qianbanwanliu，jianzhibitiangouhaibeijian。
kezuizhongyemeinengjiangzheitianhunvdiliuzhu，talengaobuxiedediuxiayiju“jiupingni，yexiangcaoyuwo”，jiuxiaosaliqu。
**，老子受够了！
滚蛋吧你！
tianhunvdimianlueranzhise：“......”
yuanbendongzhedeyiduihulierduoheshitiaohuliweibadoujiangzhubudongle。
tayoudianbukezhixindekanzhesongchen，dao：“nishuoshenme？”
songchenyuefabunaifande“ze”leyisheng，dao：“worangnigundan——tingqingchulemeiyou？madezhizhang。”
说完，他转身就走。
他是真的受够了！
zheibeizitayidiandoubuxiangwanliutianhunvdi。
女帝又怎么样？
nikanbushanglaozi，laozitemezheibeizihaikanbushangnini！
「叮——！」
「jiancedaozhurenbingweiwanliujiujieshenhuajizhaohuanwutianhunvdi！」
「gongxizhurenbailanchenggong！」
「jiangli‘taihuangtaigubusibulaoshengti’！」
「taihuangtaigubusibulaoshengti：chuangshiwamuchuangzaodediyipirenleizhitizhi。bulaobusi，zhangshengwangu。kexishoushanghaibianqiang。」
songchenjiaobuyidun，neixinzhenjing：“zheimemeng？zhendejiade？”
不老不死？
长生万古？
zheishiziguyilaiduoshaodiwangkewangerbukedede。
zijijiuzheimeqingqingsongsongdededaole？
不真实。
太不真实了！
「zhuren，dangranshizhende！zhurenruguobuxinkeyijizijiyibazhang，bixuyonglidian。」
tingdao「xitong」zheimeyoujianshexingdejianyi，songchenyishijianwuyanyidui：“........................”
与此同时。
zhouweiweiguandezhongrenyeyilunfenfenqilai。
“woqu！tajuranzhudongganzou‘tianhunvdi’？haodaizhengquyixiaa，wanyizheiciderenjiabuhuipanlini？”
“gujishibeiqianbagenvdidebeipanzhengchuxinliyinyingle，pazaiyicizaodaobeipan，gancuixianxiashouweiqiang。”
“keliandiwa！nikankanta，gangcaihaiguzuoxiaosayaozou，xianzaiyoubuzoule，chuneiliyidongbudong，wojuedeyoufanzhuan！”
“ai，yaoshihuanlewo，zaojiuquzhujingshenbingyuanle。bacizhaohuan，cicidoushijiujieshenhuanvdi，jieguoquanbubeipan，zheidajisheishoudele？”
“gumozhesongchenshixintaichedibengle，kaishibailanle。zheicizhihoutayinggaihuichediduanlezuozhaohuanshideniantouba？”
“bailan？hengheng，guanfangbuhuirangtabailande，kendinghuibizhetajixuzhaohuan。tadouweiwomendaxiagongxianlejiuzunnvdile！”
jiuzaidajiahuoyilunfenfenzhishi。
yigeshenqingjuaodeshaonianangshoukuobuzouchu，laidao“zhaohuanquanshuichi”bian。
tahenshenshihenyouyadeduitianhunvdixingleyili。
“nvdibixia，zaixiazhaohaokun，yongyousjizhaohuanshitianfu‘sucheng’，xiaoguoshitishengbaibeichengzhangsudu。”
“zaixiasuozaidezhaojia，yeshibenshishuyishuerdedajiazu，keyitigongwubifenghoudexiulianziyuan。qiezaixiahaimeiyouqiyueguozhaohuanwu。”
“suoyizaixiahuaizhezhenchengzhenzhizhixin，kenqingnvdibixiachengweizaixiadezhaohuanhuoban。zaixiakeduitianfashi，yidingbuhuirangnvdibixiashiwang。”
zheigezhaohaokunyizhanchulai，zhouweizhongrenyilundezhutilimajiuluodaoletashenshang。
“kanba，wojiuzhidao，takendinghuitiaochulai。”
“buqiguai。butiaochulaifanerbuzhengchang。”
“jiushi。suirantayebeijujuelebaci，dannapachenggongyici，tajiudazhuantezhuan。neikeshisuoyouzhaohuanshidoumengmeiyiqiudejiujieshenhuaa！”
“deleba。bukenengchenggongde。zheicitatiedingyehuibeijujue。”
“meicuo，songchenzhaohuanchulaidebagenvdi，zhaodezhaohuanshimeiyouyigeshinande。tangtangnvdi，zunguiwubi，zenmehuizhaogenanxingzhaohuanshi？”
“xu！xiaodianshenger。rehuoleta，younihaoguozichide。”
tianhunvditongtoudebaiyuchizutazhexukong，dimeifushilezhaohaokunyiyan，turan“gegege”jiaoxiaoqilai。
shengyinqingcuiyouwumei，zhirangrengutoudousuruanle。
zhaohaokuntingdaotianhunvdidexiaosheng，yiweizheicizhongyuchengle，lianshangdunshiluchulejidong、huanxi、xingfendengdengbiaoqing。
tazaixinlinahan：“wojiuzhidao！wojiuzhidao！yiwodetiaojian，wodejiashi，bidingshikeyinaxiayiweinvdide！”
真的是这样吗？
tianhunvdijiaoxiaoyizhen，jiuyongmeisirenbuchangmingdeshengyinheyuqishuodao：“nibuxing。nidejingqitaishaole，bugouzhenxi。”
zhaohaokunlianshangjidong、huanxi、xingfendebiaoqingshunjianjiangzhule。
zhouweizhongrenxianshiyizhensiji，ranhoujiuhongrandaxiao。
zhaohaokundengshidanu，zhuanshennuhou：“doubizui！nimenxiangsima？！”
tadeweixiehaishihenguanyongde，changmiandunshijiuanjinglexialai。
danyiranyourenzaibiexiao，huozhetouxiao，zhishibuganfangshengdaxiaoeryi。
此时。
songchenyijingzouyuanleyixie。
houmiandeyilunyehao，daxiaoyeba，douhetawuguan，tazhijuedechao。
突然！
yizhenzuirendexiangqichuanlai。
qianyingyishan，tianhunvdijiuchuxianzaisongchendeshenqian，yuzujulidimianyouhaojilimi，dansongchengougao，suoyibicishiqipingde。
songchenkandaota，yilianbunaifan：“nizenmehaimeigun？zoukaizoukai！haogou......haohubudangdao。”
他才不怕天狐女帝。
yilai，taxianzaiyou“taihuangtaigubusibulaoshengti”。
erlai，zhaohuanwushiwufashanghaijiangqizhaohuanchulaidezhaohuanshide——ji，tianhunvdiwufashanghaisongchen！
ruciyilai，haikeqisha？
songchensihaobuyanshitadetianhunvdideyanefangan。
tianhunvdinuchidao：“nihaodadedanzi，jinganzheimehezhenshuohua。”
tajiusuanshifanuxunchi，shengyinyiranroumeirugu。
biaomianshangfanu，xinliqueshizaidigu：“zhengangcaijurankanzouyanli。zheixiaozidejingqijingranchongpeisihai！”
songchendao：“wojiuzheimehenishuohuale，zenmediba？”
tianhunvdishunjianbianlian，jueliyaoraodelianmanshikelianxixidebiaoqing。
“chounanren，mingmingjiushinibazhenzhaohuanchulaide，nibunengganzhenzouzhe，niyaoduizhenfuzedaodi，bukeyidiuxiazhenbuguan。”
shuozhe，liangshuangxiangqianzhehongbaoshiyiyangdeyanjing，shuiguangshuiliangde，jingxiangshiyaokuchulai。
songchenchengmujieshe：“ha？？？？”
zhaohaokundengdayanzhu，zuilininan：“zenmehuizheiyang......weishenme......mingming......”
zhouweiyiqunrentingdaotianhunvdidehua，dunshiquanchanghuaran。
这这这......
这不对吧？
zenmehezhiqianbacibuyiyang？
zhiqianbaci，songchenzenmeqiudouliubuxianeigebagenvdi。
zenmezheici......
songchendouzhudongganzounvdi，tazenmehaidaotiele？