第3章 我就是一个没志向的懒鬼

yidajiaziqiqichudong,yuanbenjincancandeyidapiandaotianjiuluchuhesedetudi。

yijiaziqixinxieli,jinganmangan,laotianyehaishishifenbuzuomei,xiaoyuhenkuaijiuzhuanweizhongdayu。

yijingmeiyoubanfajixushoudaogu,tamencaifangqi,kaishihuijiaqu。

dengdaolejiali,dajiahuodouhuifangjianlitouhuanyifu,hereshuidehereshui。

xuqingqingjiangzhuhaodejiangchaduanjiluantamen。

“ludage,nimenheyidianjiangchaququhan。”

luanxiayishikanxiangzijidebanzhangluyin,zheikeshitadeweihunqirenxuanzhiyi,tazongyouyizhonglvlezijiabanzhangdecuojue。

luyinzongganjuezheigenvrenkanrendeyanshenliuliliuqi,daizhejifensuanjihedaliang,kezheibijingshilaoyezihaopengyoudesunnv。

tazaiyicihouhuiganmalaixiangqinle!

jingchengsuibianyihudoubizheixujiarenqiangtaiduole。

tajueduibunengchengrenzijicaishilujiaren,talianmangkaikoushuo:“tuanzhangninganjinhe,zheikeshirenjiaxiaoguniangdeyifanxinyi。”

luantingdongleduifangyanwaizhiyi,zhinenggangadijieleguoqu,heleyikoujiangcha。

“ludage,womaneibianyijingbangnizhaodaoyixieheshideyifu,nimenganjinquhuanhuan,zaichuanyifujiuzhendeyaozhehanle。”xuqingqingjixuqingshengxiyudikaikou,shijishangtazaojiukuaisudaliangqingchumianqiannanrenbinongcunhanzihaiyaoqiangzhuangdeyaofu。

tayijingkaishiqidailianggerendehunhoushenghuozhongduifangzhanxianzijidegonggouyao,kendingbizijizaifalanglitoudekerendenengligengqiangba。

zaiyizhenbinghuangmaluanzhihouxujialaoyezizongsuanshiheluantamenpengshangmian,zhishilianggerenziwojieshaodeshihoulaoyeziduodalianglejiyanluyin,zheigexiaozizhangdedaoshibiyibanrenhaiyaochusebushao。

“zhendeduibuzhu,wodoumeiyoubanfahaohaozhaodainimen,hairangnimengenzhewomenyikuaiermanghuoledabantian!”

luandao:“xuyeyeninshuozheijuhuajiutaijianwaile,laoyezikeyizhidounianzheninni!”

“hahaha,laodagehaishizheigexingge,nizheilaidebucouqiao,zhengshiyinianzhizhongzuimangdeshihou,dengnongmangzhihouwozai……”

luanlianmangshuo:“xuyeyenintaikeqile,xianzaichidejiuyijingfeichanghao。”

laoyeziwenyanyemeiyoujixujiujiezheigehuati,fanershikaishixunwentazaihaidaoshangdeqingkuang。

laoyezitingdelianliandiantou:“nimendouxinkule,ruguowonengkandaoxiaotaihuigui,wozheibeizisierwuhan!”

“xuyeyenifangxin,zheikeshiwomensuoyouxiongdidouzainulidefangxiang!”

xulaoyezimeiyoujixudatanbuduidexiaoxi,bijingzaiwenxiaqujiushimeiyoufencun,dantayemeiyoucuoguozijisunnvxuqingqingyizhikanzheluandeyanshen。

他有点头疼。

zijizheigesunnvhaochilanzuo,haogaowuyuan,sheiqulezheiyangdenvhaizihuijiadoushijiamenbuxing。

takanchulailuanbushizijilaohuojidesunzi,ketayebuxiangyaodanwutaderenshengdashi。

“qingqingnikuaiqukankannimatamenzaichufangyoushenmexuyaonizuode。”

xuqingqinganhenlaoyezipianxin,lianshangqueguazhetiantiandexiaorong:“ye,zheihuierxiayuni,woguoquyebangbushangmang,daoburupeiyeyenimenhaohaoshuohua,luangegewoyehaoxiangjiarubudui,chengweinimenyiyangdeyingxiong!shiba,xiaomei。”

yuanbenduozaijiaoluoanjingchiguazidexuyantaiqitou,“bu,nimenshuonimende,bieguanwo,wojiushiyigemeizhixiangdelangui,zuoyingxiongneimeweidadeshiqingnimenhaishizhaobierenba!”

……

qifenyixiazijiuweimiaoqilai。

qizhongxuqingqingshizuixingfende,zheigechunhuo,juranlianzhuangdoubuhuizhuang!neijingchengdashaoyekendingbuhuixihuanshangzheizhongrenle。

“xu、yan!”xulaoyeziyinianyidundihanzhesunnvdemingzi,zheishitayangdadehaizi,duifangshenmerenpinhenaozi,tazuiqingchule,danzheigexiaosunnvyaoshibumanyizheiyimenqinshidakeyizhijietichulai,erbushishuozheizhonghunzhanghua!

xuyanyidiandoubusong:“zheijiushiyeyenimenzheixieliuxueliuhanzuixiangyaokandaodeshengshi,woxianzaiyaoqupifazuoshengyi!”

“xuyannixuexiaolaoshishuoguonikendingnengkaoshangdingjidaxue,yinidecongmingcaihuayinggaiquzuokeyan,quzuogeyouyongderen!!!”xulaoyezihaizhendemeiyouxiangdaozijidesunnvhuiyouzheizhongxiangfa,tashishangxinyoushiwang!

xuyanchenmole,fanzhengtajuedingdeshiqingjiubuhuiqingyigaibian。gengbieshuotadangnianweileshangdaxuejuanshengjuansi,zhonglaiyicitaduixuelimeiyoulaoyibeirenduidaxueshengdeteshuzhinian。

xuqingqing:“yenijiubiehexiaomeijijiao,sigeyijingfuduneimeduoniandoumeiyoukaoshang,rangxiaomeichanshengxinliyinyingyezhengchang,daoburujiurangsigebiezaidushule,tajiuyinggailiuzaijialihaohaozhongdi!”

zheishilaoyezizuidadeyihan,tashidalaocu,weiyidexinyuanjiushixiwangzisunmennengduodudianshu!kexiemendeshiyigegehaizizaozaoxiuxue。

xutianyunyoudiannankandidichuizhenaodai,tazhendebuganxintuixuejiuzuogenongmin!

xuyanqideyipaizijidezhuozi,“xuqingqing,wogexiangyaoduduojiujiuduojiu,youmeiyouchinijiadami,lundedaonizaineibianjijiwaiwaima?!”

“biechuiniule!”xuqingqingbuzijuedifanleyigebaiyan,youkaishizhuangle。“xiaomei,wozhidaoshenziyizhixiwangninengjiarugaomenjiushiweilejinigegenonglaiyigexueji,kezheibunengxishengnideganqing!”

“ze,wojiuxihuanyouqianyoushideshuainanren,qulewojiuyaotixiewoquanjiade!sanjie,wobuxiangni,niqinggao,muzhongwuchen,jiuxihuanposhichunhoudenongjiahanzi!”

yuanbenzhishikanrenaodeluyinlianggerendouyongfeichangguiyideyanshenqishuashuakanxiangxuyan,zheigeguniangyetaiganshuoleba?

tebieshiluyin,yuanbenduixuyandeyinxiangjiutingzaogaode,tingdaotaneimezhibaijiangzijideyexinshuochulaifandaoshirangtaduitadeyinxianghaolebushao。

xuqingqingyifubeixiudeshuobuchuhua,shijishangqiaoqiaodaliangzheluandebiaoqing,xiangshizheizhongshilidenvrenkendingmeiyourenhuixihuanba!

xulaoyeziqidexiangyaochuoxuyandenaodaigua,zheihuajiuzangzaixinzhongjiusuanle,zenmejiushuochulaile!

tayipaimianqiandezhuozi:“xuyan,xuqingqingnimenlianggegoule,zheizhonghuadounengshuodechulai,yebujuedehaisao!”

yizhichenmodexulaotaizhanqilaidayuanchangshuo:“zheilidoushizijiaren,shuodiantiexinhuayemeiyoushenme!jiahanjiahan,chuanyichifan!wodangniankanshangnizheilaotouziyeshiyinweizheigeyuanyin!”

“laopoziwoyemeiyouneimezaogao!”

xulaotaihengleyisheng:“meiyouneimezaogao?wohuaishanglaodalaoerdeshihounizaiqianxian,woshengxiatamendeshihounihaizaiqianxian,gongpoqushinihaizaiqianxian,nishuoshuokanwonengtunidianshenme?laotouzi,jialixiaobeiduo,wojiubuluonidemianzi!yanzi,zou,naiwomaileyixiehaochidedianxin,nikuaiguolaichangchangkan!”

“haole,nai!”xuyanmeizizidezouguoqu。

dengshengxiatamennaisunerrendeshihou,xulaotaijiuehenhendiqiaoleyibaxuyandenaodai:“nizheigeyatouzhangzuibazuoshenmede?shenmenengshuoshenmebunengshuo,nibuqingchu?”

“nai,wobuxihuanlujiaxiaozi!tayiweizijishishei,juranhaizhaorenmaochongtalaixiangkan!”