第3章 老娘的大红公鸡

huangyishengjisangehaizicuituxiweimeiduojiu,sanrenbianxingleguolai,kanzhebaizilingbuyouruanmianmiandehanleyishengma。

baizilinganweidepailepaisanrendenaodai:“fangxinmeishile,mazai!”

“baizilingshiba,haizixinglemeiyou,wolaiwenwentamenyixieqingkuang!”

baizilinglianmangbamenwaidenvgonganqinglejinlai。

sangehaizikanzhegonganyouxiehaipadekanlebaizilingyiyan,baizilinglianmangshuodao:“fangxinba,jiushigonganbanimenjiuxialaide,jiejiewenshenmenimenlaoshihuidajiushile!”

sangexiaohailianmangdiantou,bahuidaojialideshiqingshuodeyiqingerchu。

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“shisheijinimensongdecaitang?”

“sanshen,shisanshensongde!”

“haole,xiexienimendepeihe,nimenhaohaoxiuxi!”

nvgonganzouchumenwaijiandandehebaizilingshuodao:“zheirendeshenfenshimaochongde,womenhuichixudiaocha,youshenmexinqingkuanghuisuishihenimenlianxi!”

baizilingtingleyouzhuanyerenshidiaocha,biandaizhesigehaizihuijia。

sunjiaqueyinweinanzideshiqingyijiazhizhusundazhubeidaizoule。

muziwurenyihuidaojiasunlaopozibiannazhegunzichongleguolai:“meiliangxindexiaochusheng,nimenpishimeiyou,haidenibabeidaizou,wodasinimen!”

baizilingfennudechongjinchufangnaleyibacaidaozaishou,shenshouduoguogunziduizhesunlaopozikanleguoqu:“wokansinigelaoqianpo,ganmaiwodewa,wohenipinle!”

sunlaopozimudengkoudaidekanzhemianqianshanguangdecaidao:“laosanjiade,nifengle!”

baizilingxionghendehuizhecaidao:“shia,wofengle,neishibeinimenbifengde,ninvedaiwomenyijiawomeihuakeshuo,danshiniqianbugaiwanbugaibawodehaizimaidiao!”

jimingzhoulixinjingdanzhandelailazhuta:“ersao(dimei),nifangxiadaozi,zanmenyouhuahaohaoshuo,zheishangzhelesheidoubuhao!”

baizilingkuangdangyishengbacaidaorengxia:“biezaidawomendezhuyi,buranwoyibahuoshaolequanjia,zhiyaowoyikouqizai,jueduiburangnimenzainvedaiwojiahaizi!”

sunlaopoziganjuezijishenxiayouxieliang,lengzheyankanlekanbaiziling,xinlianmazhe**,jigexiaotuzaizimeimaichuqu,haidaoreleyishenxing,haizhendeshidaomeitoule!

buzhidaoneigerenfanzishizenmeshuode,huibuhuilianleizijijialaotouzini!

xiangdaozijishiqinyenai,yaoshizaiguoqumailejialidesunziyeshikeyide,sunlaopozixinliyouwenleyixia。

baizilingjiangsigehaizianzhizaishuyutamenerfangdefangli。

zhengfangsijianlaoliangkou,dafangsanfanghesifanggezhanyijian,zijiaerfangzhiyouyijianzuixiaodelizhengfangzuiyuandefangjian,zheixinpiandeneishimeibianle!

“nimenjigexianzaichuangshangxiuxi,maqujinimennongdianchide,nimenzanshibuyaowangwaipao。”

sigerenguaiqiaodedianlediantou:“ma,womenbupao!”

baizilingqishixiongxiongdezoudaozhengfang:“ma,jiwojigejidanyidianmi,jigehaizishouleshangxuyaohaohaodebuyibu!”

sunlaopoziyitingpokoudama:“chi,chi,chi,pashichibusini,haichijidan,buzhidaoneijidanshiyaoquhuandongxidema,sheiyounimenneimejingui,poledianpiyaowodejidanchi!”

“haichidami,wopashinizuowanshangmeishuixing,meiyou,meiyoushadoumeiyou!”

baizilingyincecedenazhebiandanqiaoleqiaochuanghu:“ma,nijiushuoyishengjibuji,yaoshibuji,womashangqushaji,jialineijizhilaomujiduntangkenenggengbuyixie!”

sunlaopoziyitingxinlibuyoudekaishidixue:“baijiaponiang,baijiaponiang,wozheishijizijizhaolegezuzonga,yuanyiweishigehaode,xiangbudaoshiyitoupizheyangpidelanga,douweixiedaopopomashenshangle!”

baizilinglengxiaozhesaoleyiyantoutouwangwaikanzhouli:“yijuhua,jibuji,biejiwoshuoxieyoumeiyoude,woxianzaijiuxiangjihaizibubushenti!nizangdehongtangyejidiana,xiaomeishixueguoduobixudechihongtangjidan!”

sunlaopoziyitingyaodedongxiyuelaiyueduo,qidechadianyikouqijiebushanglai,tingzhebiandanqiaozhechuanghudeshengyinxinliyoubutingdedagu。

zheirenpahengde,hengdepabuyaomingde,baizilingzheiyihuochuqu,sunlaopozizhiyougandengyan,zhidemamalieliedenalejigejidanheyiwanmichulai:“ji,chisinimen,yanpiziqiandebaijiaponiang!”

baizilingshensebubiandetailetaiyanpi:“hongtang!”

yigexiaoxiaodezhibaoluodaotadeshoushang!

baizilingbuguansunlaopozizaihoumianruhezhouma,nazhedongxibianzhibenchufang。

sunhuilanlianmangqubangtashaohuo,kuaisudezhuleyidawanhongtangjidanheyidaguohongshufan。

jigehaizishoulejingheyizhidoushouzaitashenbianbuyuanyilikai,baizilingzhidedaizhetamenchilefanhuifangjian。

dengtamensigeshuishubaizilingzhongyujingxialaikaishiganyingzijidekongjian。

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kanzhekongjianlidewuzi,baizilingduiyuzaizheigeshidaishenghuochongmanlexinxin,zijiyigewanniandanshengouturanjianyouleernvshuangquan,haizhenshikexikehe,zhijielianshengyubuzhoudoushengle,duohao!

nanrenyeshisilede,genbenbuyongdanxinshenmezhananshenmechuguizhileide。

xiangxiangbaizilingjuedehaishitinghaode,fanzhengqianshifumuzaoshi,neibianyemeishenmezhidezijidianjideqinren,xianzaiyouhezijixuemaixiangliandeernv。

完美啊!

xianzaima,baizilingjuedezuizhongyaodeshiqingmoguoyufenjia!

baizilingqishiyouxieyihuo,sunjianeilaoliangdoujinianmeixiaoxile,weishasunjiabubazheiniangjigefenchuqu,liuzhesizhangbaichifandezuiganmani?

jigehaizixinglebaizilingrangtamenzijizaiyuanziliwanbuyaopaoyuan:“wanshangmamajinimendunji,rangnimenchigebao!”

sigehaizichileliangtianbaofan,xianzaiduibaizilingshiwanfenxinfu:“haode,mama!”

baizilingwanqixiuziqujiwoneibianzhualeyizhizuidadegongji,ranhoumalideshaleshaoshuitunmaokaitangpodu。

sunlaopozitingdaoxiangdongpaochulaiyikanbuyouxintengdezhichouqi:“wodetiana,zheishinalilaidechanzuiponiang,jibaibeizimeichiguoroua,juranbawoguoniandedahonggongjishale,nihaiyaobuyaoguorizile,heixinlanfeide!”