第1章 新婚夜,你谁啊!

haichengdezhengxiatian,menreyouchaoshi。

shengmingyueshuimenglijuedemenredehen,xiangzheshibaomuxiaosongyoubatakongdiaoguanle,fanzaodixiangchekaibeiziquzhaoyaokongqi。

hudishoubeiyibazhuazhu,shengmingyuejingkongdezhengkaiyanjing,zhengduishangyishuangruhanxingyiyangdemouzi,heianzhong,yijiunengkuijiannianqingyingjundelian。

要死了!

zheiyaoshibeirenfaxianpuguangchuqu,tazheizhanglaolianhaiyaobuyaole?

shengmingyuenaozilifanyingguolaizhiqian,yijingjiuzhetaiqidejiaozhijiechuailechuqu。

“咚!”一声。

nanrenzhengshichenmideshihou,lengbufangbeizheiyijiaozhijiechuaixiachuang。

wuliheiqiqide,shengmingyuegubushangkanzhouweidehuanjing,renzheshenshangdetengguozhubeiziwanghouceng,zhangzuihanbaomu,“xiaosong!xiaosong!kuaikaideng!”

huayinmeiluo,jiuqiaojianheianzhong,nanrenzhanleqilai,jibianshikanbujianzhenglian,yeyinyinjuechutazhoushendeqichangbaoliyeman,yigunongyudeshaqichaotapumianerlai,“niyaoshixianggenlesongyule,zaoshuojiushi,wokeyichengquannimen。xinhunyejiaotademingzi,nigeyingshei?”

新婚夜?

tadouguajuduoshaonianle,shenmexinhunye?

shengmingyuechedimengle,“ninini、nisheia?”

fangjianlisiyiyangdeanjing。

banshang,chuanlainanrenjifengdeqing“he”,suizhebadayisheng,fangjianneidedengbeilaliang。

zhenjingshengmingyuedebushifangjianneidebaishe,ershimianqianguangzheshenzidenanren,gangcaidejingkonghenaonushunjianhuazuojiongpo。

yanqiandenanren,shisongyudeqinxiaojiufuyanchen。

jianmeinongmu,bilianggaoting,shencaiyegaoda。xiaomaisedepifushang,jirouwenliqingxi,gensongyuneigebingyangzishenshangdebaiwanquanbutong。

youqishiyaofushangjirou,zuzubakuai……shengmingyuebuganwangxia,xinlimonianshilishili,naohailiqueturanshanguoshenbianxiaohushizuijinkandeneixiegegouxuezhongshengxiaoshuo,xiayishikanleyiyansizhou。

naliliaoyangyuandefangjian?!

junlvsedechuanghu,banqianghongzhuan,haiyoufangzaimenkoudedahongsecipen,qiangshanghaitiezhebushaoyongjunaiguodexuanchuanbao,shiqishiniandaidebiaozhunpeizhi。

erta,xipinenrou,shenshangnaliyoucaolaobanshengdehenji?

taxiangku,kekebabadewendao,“xiao……”

jiujiuliangziyingshibeiyanlehuiqu,tazhongshengle,yebuzhidaoneigehuanjiebudui,zheicijingranshijiajishangbeizipojiaxiaojiujiu,yeshitashangbeizidewawaqinweihunfu。

jiajifuyanchendebushitaneigejiameimeishengyurouma?zenmebianchengleta?

shengmingyueyisheng“xiao……”zhihoujiumeileshengyin,fuyanchenlisuodangrandelijiecheng,tashijiaodeshisongyu,liansedunshiyihei,yishengbuhangdinaqisanluozaichuangshangdeyifuyiyichuanhao,zhuanshenlikailefangjian。

shengmingyuezaichuangshangjingzuolexujiu,caijieshoulezijiyijingzhongshengdeshishi,qishenchuanhaoyifu,basixuzhongxindoulileyibian。

shangbeizi,shengyurouyuanbenshigenxiaxiangzhiqingsongyutanduixiang,fuyanchenshiyangfuneibianjizijidingxialaidewawaqin。

jieguofuyanchendiyicidaizhepinlilaikantadeshihou,beishengyurouyiyankanzhong。

shitajishengmingyuexialeyao,rangtagensongyufashengguanxi,daizherenlaizhuojian。qinshengfumuxianqidiuren,bizhesongyuquleziji,erta,shunlichengzhangjiajilefuyanchen,genzhetaqulebuduidayuan。

liangrenyingshengshengdecuoguole。

tajiajisongyumeiduojiu,gaokaokaifang,tachuxinjilvzhengqian,bangtazhaolezuihaodelaoshifudao,ganshanglezuihouyibanche,chenggongshangan,huilechengli。

songjiajiadayeda,songyuyoulewaixin,jiukaishixianqitapachuang,chaojiashihoumatafanjian。

shuyuanta,shenzhibupengta。

tajinmenhaoduonian,doumeishenggeyierbannv,riziguodeshuishenhuore。haozaitakandekai,meichengtianraozhenanrenzhuan,zhuanxingaozijideshiye,lengshibagecaifengpuzizuochenglequanguoliansuodeshangshigongsi。

fanershisongyu,beidiligenshengyurouyougaozaileyiqi,zaiganqujianshengyuroudelushangchulechehuo,tacaizhidao,songyubeidiligenshengyuroushenglegesishengzichulai,haiganzhefengkoufenzoulesongjiayibandecaichan。

shengmingyuexinhuiyileng,zhijiedaizhezijidedongxibanjinleyanglaoyuan,yuanyiweiyaoguduzhonglao,jieguoyichaohuidaojiefangqianjiusuanle,haijiajilefuyanchen?

xiangdaoqianshishengyurousuanjihuiletademingshengdouyaojiajifuyanchen,zenmeturangailezhuyi?

ta,buhuiyeshizhongshengleba?

呵……

zheiduizhananjiannv,zhonglaiyici,daoshihuizhibenzhuti!

shengmingyueyandishixiongxiongnuhuo,youyoudianqingxing!

songyuzheizhonglanlegendenanren,haiyousongjianeigepolantanzi,shengyurouxiangyaojiujitaba!talianbiandoubuxiangzhan!

takuaisudeliqingsixu,baizaiyanqiandejiuzhishengxiafuyanchen。

zheiyebushishenmehaorizi,tadaizhelianghaizi,shangbeizizaozaodexishengle,zheicaiyouleshengyurougensongyuneitanzilanshier,shengmingyueduizheigeweihunfudeyinxianghenqian,zhizaisongjiadeshihouyuanyuanjianguojici,zhijuedeqinglengduansu。

danjilaizhizeanzhi,rizishiyaoguode,haiyoushengyurou,tamendezhang,qiedengzhesuanni!

shengmingyuedenglexujiumeidengdaofuyanchenhuilai,yigerenguozhebeizishuile。

getianyizao,tazaoshangliudianjiuqilaile,tuikaimen,caifaxiannanrenyijingzaiyuanzili。

junlvsedezuoxunfu,gongzhuangku,jiaoshangdengyishuangjunxue,gengxianderenshenzitingba。

taiyangxia,tadelunkuodouyinzaiyinyingli,wuguanbushixiandaixiaoxianrouneizhongrouheleixing,yinglangqingxi,daogongfukeyiyang,shuobuchudehaokan。

盛明月一时看呆了。

nanrenquebutainaifan,meimaoyicu。

shengmingyuejiulimahuishen,lianshangfuqiyimohong,xinxudiwangbianshangsuolesuo。

fuyanchenzhoumei,yandihuaguoyimoanchen,“nifangxin,dengwozheiciguidui,wojiugenshangmiantijiaoshenqinglihun。”